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Chapter 3240 - PaL 1

Day 0: ???

~swoosh~

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That sound….

~swoosh~

~swoosh~

~swoosh~

Waves. Waves rolling onto the sand…

~swoosh~

~swoosh~

Gentle….Serene….So relaxing I could just-

*peck*

Huh? What was-

*peck* *peck*

Something is poking my cheek. I try to raise my hand to bat it away, but it feels…. heavy? Now that I focus on it, it feels like something is holding it-

*peck* *peck* *peck*

Okay, that is getting REALLY annoying! Can whatever that is STOP before I-

*PECK*

"OW! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" I cried out, sitting up forcefully and tossing the thing that just on my chest and just pecked me in the eye off with a high pitched 'Ba-Caw!'. I force my eyes open and glare bloody murder at the…. weird looking chicken?

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Its body was egg shaped with orange claws just sticking out of the bottom. It had a tiny beak with the big red thing all roosters seem to have and a row of big red feathers on the top of its head. Its eyes were kind of off putting when it stared directly at me from the ground in front of me, two big black rings with a white iris, I think, in the middle. It had wings on its sides, and it fluttered at me as it tried not to fall over from its sudden upheaval from my chest

"What the hell ARE you?" I asked out loud, wondering if someone had slipped me something last night and I was having a weird trip

When the thing used its wings to brush it off, the LAST thing I expected was for it to uses it's claws to write something in the sand. I watched dumbfounded as it slowly wrote out actual letters that I could read

C H I K I P I

When it was done it let out another 'Bawk!' and tapped the letters from left to right

….

I had to be high right now. There is no way some freaky chicken just told me its name was 'Chikipi' like it was just some ordinary thing

Well, when in doubt just follow the bullshit

"Alright 'Chikipi'?" I paused and looked at it to see if I was saying that right, it nodded its whole body, "Right. Okay then. Moving on then" I decide I'm done with this and go to stand up, only to realize the arm I had tried to lift earlier was still weighed down by something. I turned to look at it and… is that a pink cat the size of a toddler?

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Pink fur all over its body, except for its stomach from what bits I could see, and two massive whiskers on each cheek. I couldn't see its eyes because they were closed as it held my arm and cuddled it while seemingly asleep. It was honestly really cute, except for the part where it refused to let go.

I tried to pull the thing off my arm but it was stronger than it looked. Everytime i budged it an inch it just clung on tighter, it didn't even bother to wake up. This has to be a new low, made into a scratching post by a toddler sized cat with a smug looking chicken thing watching me

"What are you looking at?" I ask Chikipi, eye twitching as it SOMEHOW smiles smuggly at me with a freaking beak

It just 'Bawks' at me and i somehow feel insulted a bit

After dealing with all of that I finally noticed the clothes I was wearing, or rather the rags. My favorite black pants were reduced to shorts with bits of thread hanging down to my knees and my shirt was ripped in two in a rough diagonal line, leaving half my chest bare to the world. I'd apparently lost my favorite jacket too, which sucked because I'd had that thing special ordered to look just like Edric Elward from Half-Chrome Chemist, one of the best anime I ever watched, since everyone I know said I looked so much like the main character

"Aw man, I really liked these clothes and that jacket cost me a weeks' worth of wages!" I complained to my audience of two. I sighed, stood up, and leaned back to get a knot out of my back. When I stood up fully, I looked around for any sign of people. "Maybe I can get someone to take me to a hospital? Get whatever is in my system flushed out and wake up from this crazy shit"

Turning forwards I see a long stairway up the side of a mountain? Is it a mountain if it's stupid tall but not very wide? I can see where the edges of it are but not the top, so?

Whatever, point is the stairway leads up, stairs are made by people, ergo there are people up those stairs. Flawless logic made I took a step forward and immediately fell backwards when my foot hit something way too smooth in the sand.

*Ba-Bang!*

*Poof!*

Sand flew up in a small cloud around me as I started coughing and tried to wave it away. Chikipi began clucking in a way I KNOW is laughter while the cat [Awake or not]. When the sand cloud finally cleared, I looked down to see what I stepped on

It was some kind of phone or pad, gray sides all around a glass screen, with the screen pitch black. Grabbing I and pulling it out I felt it give a rumble in my hands and the screen lit up blue with white words scrolling across it

THE TOWERS ARE THE KEYS

THE TREE HOLDS THE TRUTH

…. Ominous shit for a drug induced hallucination but okay. I slide the thing into my back pocket for now and continue on to the stairs. Hopefully I find someone to help me when I finally come down.

[30 Minutes of Climbing Later]

*Huff* *Huff*

God damnnit, how many stairs are there?! I've done nothing but climb up and I still don't see the end! I'm not the most athletic person in the world, but I like to thing I'm not THAT out of shape! Doesn't help that the cat is still clinging to my arm and dead asleep, some how it slept through the fall AND the climb with barely more than a purr. Chikipi keeps glancing back and looking smug the bastard…or bitch, not sure what it is and don't think it would be nice to just pick it up and check myself

A minute later I finally see the stairs plateau and sigh in relief. "Finally! No more freaking stairs!" I crest the summit of all my efforts and-

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"why?" I whimper, soul crying out in pain as I beheld another flight of stairs at the other end of a destroyed room. Wanting to look anywhere except my next inevitable climb, even if it does look shorter. I turn my head to the right and see a pedestal. Walking over to it I find a sheet of worn-out paper with words in a language I can't understand. Picking it up to look closer, I hear the pad in my back pocket beep and pull it out. On the screen it says:

[Translation function restored. Now translating Human languages, spoken and written, for user]

When that faded away, I saw a data entry saying it was [Castaway's Journal – Day 1-1]

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I found a strange device on the shore.

It appears to be some kind of electronic device, but its odd design is unlike anything I've ever seen.

It seems to be capable of recording images and displaying information about what is shown.

I've decided to take photographs of the island using this device, and use them along with this journal to document my findings

'Huh,' i think to myself, 'This is a very vivid drug trip'

Turning away from where I found the paper, I blink as I see a chest behind me. Like a genuine treasure chest. It seemed to be glowing purple for some reason too. I tilted my head and thought to myself, 'Do I dare see what the mystery box is?' I nod to myself, of course I do!

-x-X-x-

I walk over and start fiddling with the lock as best i can. It shouldn't be too hard after all, old chests like these just need a bit of help to pop open

[5 Minutes of Work Later]

*CLa-Click*

YES! Finally got the stupid thing open! Working with one arm and a backseating chicken was annoying, but now i get to see my prize!

From the inside of the chest i pulled out four things: a bag and three weird looking balls. Grabbing the bag i opened it and-

….

'Holy shit thats a lot of gold,' i think to myself as i look in the bag and see its full of gold coins. They look to be the size of a silver dollar, with a paw print on one side and the letters PIDF on the other. Don't want to spend all day counting it, but i am definately taking it all with me. I slide the bag into my back pocket with the pad i found and look at the balls

Two of them are blue with golden toppers and the third is green with the same thing. Both had gold swirls around the body that moved from the top to the bottom in elegant lines. They also seemed like they opened, as i saw a hinge on the sides

'Weird,' i ponder the orbs, 'kinda reminds me of those balls you use to catch things in those Tenindo games.' Putting them away as best i can i stand back up

Not seeing any reason to put off the stairs anymore, I sigh and start walking up them. Luckily, I was right and it was a much shorter trip. At the top I was met with a large stone archway that led out to a ledge, where I could finally see where I was in full

I audibly gasped as I looked out to the horizon. Across the land I stood on were fields and forests as far as the eye could see. I appeared to be on some kind of inland island, connected to the rest of the place by expanses of water that shined in the sunlight. Far to the left I could see a MASSIVE volcano, with rivers of lava flowing from the peak, and to the right I could see a giant snow-covered mountain and a desert even farther right than that

All of that, every bit of it, paled in comparison to The Tree. So tall it covered the horizon and so wide it looked like it could cover all the different lands I could see at once. The trunk was massive and had a bright green glow shining from within. Something about this tree reminder me of the Norse tales of a tree that held 9 worlds in its branches. If such a tree existed, I think I might be looking at it

"Holy shit," I mutter to myself, stun locked at how vast The Tree was. A chill ran up my back, and I looked down at Chikipi and the pink cat that I had woken up with. I really looked at them, for the first time picking out the details. The multitude of feathers that made up Chikipi's head crest and the individual fur covering the cat. "I'm not hallucinating, am I?" I ask out loud

Chikipi just clucks at me, like it was saying 'Figure it out already dumbass?', while the cat hugged my arm, still fucking asleep and cuddling my arm without a care in the world

This is real. THEY are real…. Where the hell am I?

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"Hey! You look lost!" I hear a voice call out from a bit down the hill from where I'm standing. Turning to look I see a sitting by a campfire. She had dark purple hair and pulled back in a ponytail that hung down her back. She was wearing bits and pieces of leather armor over a black bodysuit and nothing below the waist, letting me see that she had one of the biggest asses I had ever seen before. I could see both cheeks while looking at her dead on and she did not seem shy about it at all. She was smiling like a cat with a canary, looking at me with a playful glint in her eyes

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"Uh, Hey," I say, moving closer to her with Chikipi following close behind me. "Yeah, I uh-," I rub the back of my head, "Just kind of woke up on the beach down that way. Thought I was-"

"Thought you were dreaming or high or dead, right?" She said with a chuckle, raising a leg and leaning against it as she looked at me. "First day on the island and that's what everyone thinks. Unfortunately, it's all real," she spread an arm out to gesture to the lands I saw, "Welcome to Palpagos, otherwise known as hell"

"Palpagos? I've never heard of that place," I questioned her. I had seen a world map plenty of times in my travels and I had never even seen anything like this

She chuckled, "Won't find it on a map pretty boy, Palpagos is a whole other world than where you or I are from. Now, you say you just woke up on the beach, right?"

"Uh, yeah. That's where I met this thing," I point at Chikipi, who was observing the campfire with a disturbing amount of focus in its eyes, "and this…thing?" I held up my arm, cat STILL asleep and hugged to it. It's only now that I'm holding it up like this that I notice this thing as an ass almost as big as the woman's and I have to question if that's where all the weight I feel comes from

"That'll be Cattiva," she says and points at the cat, "Honestly surprised it's holding you like that. The entire species are natural born cowards who run from everything usually." She takes a moment to look me up and down, like she was studying me in her head.

When she started laughing at me, I wondered what set her off, then I felt something wet sliding against my arm. Looking down at Cattiva I saw it moving its body in its sleep. It took me a second to realize what it was doing, but when it let out a meow-like moan and I felt my arm get wetter I realized it was humping my arm and grinding it's, I guess HER, pussy against my arm. I felt my face turn a bit red as the woman laughed at me.

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"Hahaha! Oh, that's great! First Cattiva to not run from a human on sight and she's using you to get off in her sleep," she fell backwards a bit, giving me a chance to see that her body suit barely covered her ass from the back either because it acted more like floss between those plump cheeks

"It's not that funny alright?" I said in embarrassment, "She won't come off my arm, and I don't know how to wake her up! Nothing has worked so far"

The woman, still laughing, said, "Have you- hehe- have you tried calling her back into her sphere? Won't wake her up but she'll be off your arm for a bit"

I looked at her, confused, "Her sphere?"

She stopped laughing for a second, blinking at me now, "Wait…you haven't caught either of these Pals?"

'Pals? Like Pal-pagos? Really?' I thought to myself, before shaking my head at her, "What do you mean catching them? Also, spheres, like these I found in a chest back there?" I ask while reaching back to pull out one of the blue spheres I found

She nodded, "Yeah those. People here use those to catch Pals, to help us survive these islands and to make life easier" she gestured to the Cattiva still grinding against my arm, seeming to be taking deep sniffs of my arm every time as well, "Give it a try. Just tap it against her head or something"

I looked at the sphere and then at Cattiva and considered what to do here.

I raise the sphere to the cat's head and gently tap it. In a flash of light, she disappears into the sphere, and, with two quick shakes, it closes and falls into my hands again. I blink as I try to reason how the hell that works, before hearing the woman speak up again

"By the way, didn't introduce myself. I'm Yoruichi, you could say I'm a bit of an expert in catlike pals," She said with a proud grin and a wink, "Gotta say I'm curious if that was a one-time thing or if you'll have that effect on other Pals"

I shrug, not really understanding myself, before I hear a beep from my back pocket. Reaching back, I pull out the pad and see another update happening

[Updating Palpad interface. Unlocking [Party], [Inventory] and [Palpedia] for user]

With a quick flash I see Cattiva's sphere disappear and can feel the bag of coins in my pocket flash away as well. When I look at the pad again, I can see a picture of Cattiva in the [Party] space and the coins in [Inventory], which also tells me that its 880 Pal Coins total

Yoruichi hums in curiosity, "Oh~ What's that you got there? Never seen one of those before" She stood up and walked closer, making me realize that she was almost a foot taller than me, and leaned against my shoulder to look at the pad in my hands. I could feel her breasts against my back, smooshing against me as she leaned as close as she could

"Wow~ That's a neat thing," she said, voice rumbling in my ear like she was purring herself, "You better hold on tight to that, the factions on this side of the islands would LOVE to get something like that"

"Factions?" I ask, turning my head to look at her

She nodded, "Oh yeah, we got at least three main ones around here." She leaned back a bit and started counting off on her fingers, "We got the Ryne Syndicate, the Free Pal Alliance and despite what they might say I count the PDIF as well"

I tilt my head and ask, "PIDF? Those are the letters on the money, right?"

She nods again, "Oh yeah, they made most of the currency we use nowadays. A way to "civilize" us all a bit more." She scoffed, "all they did was make sure they controlled trade in every settlement so they can enforce their own rules over us all"

Shaking her head, she pointed north, "Anyways, if you wanna learn more about the islands you should head towards the nearest settlement. Its a bit beyond those hills, you'll notice when the grass and trees turn yellow and it's just a bit beyond there." She gave me a slap on the ass, making me jump, and said, "Now be careful cutie, maybe I'll see you there in a day or so. I need to get back to my walk." She turned moved back to her campfire and bent over to grab her stuff

I stood there frozen as her entire ass was pointed at me, each cheek tight enough to bounce a quarter off of but plump enough that a good smack could make it wobble like crazy. She gave a little shake as she stood up, smirking back at me before waving and leaving, "Try not to piss off the King by the way! He's generally passive, but he'll let you know when you annoy him"

"The king?" i ask, "This place has a king?"

"Nah, not like the king of Palpagos," she corrects me as she walks away, "the King of the Forests! See ya!"

Then she was gone and i was left alone with a strange pad and Chikipi…who had burns in it's feathers. What was my life now?

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Watching Yoruichi walk away for a moment I turn to Chikipi and sigh, "I already caught the cat, you wanna come too you smug pyro?" I might as well get as many people/Pals on my side as I can if it's as dangerous as I've been told

Chikipi tilts it's whole body, soot and burned feathers flaking off of it's feathers, before nodding

Grabbing the other blue sphere I had I poked it against it's head and with a snap and a flash it was caught. Considering these guys are apparently part of their own species I should probably give them names to help distinguish them

"Hmm." I pondered out loud, "A horny cat and a pyromaniac chicken? Maybe Blair? After that hot cat lady from Spirit Devourer? She had huge tits, but the cat makes up for the lack of those with it's huge ass I guess. For Chikipi…"

I suddenly remembered an old cartoon about three scam artist kids and their attempts to get money for candy. One of the character's had a thick accent and it always sounded like he called them…

"Eggboy," I decided. "Blair and Eggboy. Guess I'll be relying on both of them from now on." I looked back to where Yoruichi was walking away and thought about my options. I could do as she said and find the closest settlement, but who knows how lost I'd get. I could just explore around here a bit longer as well. Hmm, nah, I have no idea what's dangerous and what's not around here

Decision made I raced after Yoruichi and called out, "Hey wait up!"

She glanced behind her, raising an eyebrow as I caught up, "Oh, you still need something?"

I nodded, "Thanks for the advice, but could I ask you a few more questions? I have no idea what is going on with this place and I'd rather be prepared"

She tilted her head at me, "Curious one huh? Alright," she gestured down the hill in the direction she was walking, "Walk and talk then. I'll answer a few questions as we go"

Smiling at her I stepped beside her and we stated walking again. Thinking about what I've learned from her already I ask, "So what does PIDF strand for anyways?"

She rolled her eyes with a groan, "Really? You wanna ask about them? Why not a fun question, like why your Cattiva's ass is almost as big as mine?"

I sputtered at the suddenness of THAT

She laughed, "Oh come on, you can't say you aren't curious? You think I didn't notice you checking this fat ass out?" she them smacked her own ass right in front of me

*Smack!*

It wobbled for a few seconds, and I couldn't help but watch it as she gave me a smug smile. I shook my head and stammered, "Tha- that's not- I didn't- "

"Relax cutie, if I cared about people looking, I wouldn't wear this," she assured me while laughing at my blush. "Anyways, PIDF stands for the Palpagos Islands Defense Force. A bunch of bone heads who banded together to try and establish control of the islands." She snorted with a dismissive amusement, "fat lot of good that did when the other factions are just as widespread and controlling"

I grimaced, the idea of a controlling body of what I can only guess were soldiers sounded much too close to a dictatorship for my liking. The idea that the other apparent gangs on these islands were just as widespread? I can only wonder why there isn't open war right now

"Well, other than the massive gangs and the police force that controls the economy, what else should I be on the look out for?" I ask, hoping to move on

"Well," she began, "Pals come in all shapes and sizes. Some big, some small, some humanoid and some monstrous. A lot are also passive and won't attack you out right unless you attack them first or you bother them too much"

"So, mind my business and stay out of trouble," I conclude

"That's right," she nodded, "There are exceptions though. Alphas and Predator Pals are MUCH more aggressive. They attack on sight even if their lesser cousins would run or ignore you. They are stronger, faster and bigger so you can't exactly miss them"

Alphas and Predators? I wonder just how dangerous they really are if she's giving me such a serious warning. I'll have to keep an eye out and hope I can avoid them

"What else can you-" I go to ask for more information but stop as I nearly trip over what I at first think is a small moving mound of dirt with two big leaves on it. On a closer look however, I see two black eyes and the derpiest face I have EVER seen in real life. It didn't look like this thing had more than two thoughts in it's head as a time. It's body, on a second look, was made up of some kind of sap like material and it moved by either bouncing or oozing across the ground

"Oh, found a Gumoss huh?" Yoruichi said, looking back at where I had stopped to look at the thing in front of me, "They make decent farm hands and can help crops grow a bit faster. Might be good to get it if you think you can"

Looking up at her and then down at the little slime in front of me I shrug and kneel down to talk to it, no reason to attack it if it's peaceful right?

"Hey little…. guy?" I say, wondering how the hell you tell this thing's gender or if it even has one. It just looked at me, eyed blank and tongue sticking out. "Look, I really need some more help and friends. The chicken I caught is a dickhead pyro and the cat was using my arm to get off; I REALLY need someone I can trust. Would you join me?"

I smiled after, basically, begging it to join me and be a small anchor in how crazy my life has been. I could hear Yoruichi stifle a laugh, apparently hearing me just fine and finding how I worded my request hilarious

The Gumoss looked at me, eyes slowly gaining a shine as it's brain processed the question, when it finally seemed to understand what I was asking

"Gurgle! Gurggle gur!" it started laughing at me, it's body jiggling as it pointed it's tiny nub of an arm at me and laughed in my face

….Oh this slimy little-!

Standing back up I grab the sphere holding Blair and release her in front of me. I go to order her to attack but see that she is just NOW waking up apparently. She opens her mouth in a wide yawn, letting out a purr as she does, before suddenly noticing where she was. Her eyes blinked as she looked at me, then the bit of wood around us and finally the Gumoss right in front of her

"MRROW!" she screeches, jumping up from the ground so fast her giant ass lets out a loud-

*CLAP*

-right before she dives behind my legs and curls into a ball, ass high in the air, and shivers from so much I can hear a constant series of low claps

Oh shit, Yoruichi said the whole species were natural cowards, didn't she? Well fuck

Gumoss, taking wither the screech of fear or the clap of her ass as a threat, reared back it's head and spat a wad of dirt and mud at me

"Oof!" I let out a huff of air as the wind gets knocked right out of me. I nearly fell backwards onto Blair but managed to just catch myself. I take a deep breath and hear Yoruichi laughing from the sidelines

"Come on cutie, don't let yourself get beaten up by a little slimeball!" she called out, "Its not even that strong, this should be easy!"

Easy? In what way is this easy?! The Pal I sent out refuses to fight, and I just got gut checked by a ballistic mud ball! Turning my head behind me, watching Blair hide and her ass shake, I quickly think of how to get her to actually attack instead of hide

"Come on girl! I could really use some help here," I ask as nice as I can, "I know we haven't officially met before, but you seemed to like sleeping around my arm. Could you please just stand up and help me?"

She shivered a bit longer before suddenly topping, her ass following two seconds later. She uncurled and looked up at me, looking at my face before her eyes sparkled and she jumped to her feet

"MRrow!" she called out, moving around me and charging Gumoss with a series of punches covered in a white energy. She rained down blow after blow, covering it in scratches along it's head and dents in it's slimy body. When the energy dissipated she went for one more hit but barely missed as the Gumoss contracts it's body to the ground to avoid it

Gumoss' mouth glows brown before it lets out and even bigger ball of mud right at Blair. Blair, apparently in the zone after my simple pep talk, moves to the side quickly and the attack shoots past her and hits a tree hard enough to knock some limbs loose

Not wanting to rely only on her, I rear back my leg and kick the stupid slime in the face. It goes flying of a minute before landing back on the ground with a loud-

*Splat*!

It takes a second for it to get it's bearings, but when it finally raises up it lets out a high pitched gurgle and turns to run/ooze away. Oh no it doesn't!

"Blair, hit it again," I order her, she meows an affirmative and her paws quickly start glowing again as she charges at Gumoss. She rains punch after punch and scratch after scratch, only stopping when Gumoss unleashes another blast of glowing mud that actually hits her right in the face

She lets out a sudden, "MEW!" before falling back to wipe her face off. Figuring this was my chance I grab for the green sphere and quickly toss it at Gumoss. The sphere snaps shut and, with two quick shakes, it falls to the ground and goes still as the capture is completed

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I heard Yoruichi start clapping behind me, "Bravo! Not bad for your first battle, I can honestly say I have seen worse"

I huff, adrenaline slowly wearing off as I kneel down to help Blair get the dirt out of her eyes, "Really? Worse than this one hiding at the start and me getting socked in the gut with a mud loogey?"

She nodded, "Oh yeah, some brainiac thought he could take The King on with just a spear," she snorted, "I shouldn't laugh because he died of course, but I can't help but see him ragdoll through the air screaming for his mommy and nearly bust a gut." She held a hand to her mouth and held back her laughter as best she could, snickering quietly

Clearing the last of the mud off, I smile at Blair and say, "Well, it took a minute, but you really helped me out. Thanks, little lady"

Blair looked up at me, blinking for a moment, before she smiled and jumped into my arms. I scrambled not to drop her, eventually finding myself holding her to my chest as she purred. That wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't holding her up by grabbing two hand full of her fat ass. I could feel my hands sinking into each cheek, overflowing with plush and plump rear end of my toddler sized cat.

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Honestly, a man can only go so long before giving into his baser urges. I hold Blair close and start groping and kneading her fat ass. Her head snaps up with a high pitched 'Purr!' as I squeeze and pull on her furry cheeks like it's my job.

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Her eyes get bigger and start rolling back into her head, her mouth opening as she drools. Her body shivers in my arms as, feeling bold, I slide two fingers from one hand into her asshole and two from the other into her pussy

In seconds she comes undone and starts cumming. She squirts so hard I can see it shoot out from above and drench the ground in her juices

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I keep fingering her for a few more seconds, working her through her orgasm, until she finally passes out with a dopey smile and lets out a constant rumble of purrs

I hear Yoruichi whistle and suddenly remember she's standing right in front of me and can see me fingering Blair's ass and pussy. "Damn, that was hot," she says, rubbing a hand down her front and just barely, not fondling herself as she watches with a heavy blush and leering eyes. "Usually takes newbies a while to realize Pals and humans are sexually compatible, but you seem like a natural"

I blush and cough a bit, pulling Blair closer on instinct, "Well, I just- she seemed to like it earlier, so I thought-"

"You thought right~" Yoruichi purred, sounding cat like herself now, "Pals tend to see humans as one of three things: Friends, Prey or Lovers. Don't be surprised if you come across other Pal Tamers enjoying their team as a 'bonding' session"

Wow, so this isn't even uncommon. Guess I don't have to worry about- "So, do you and your Pal's do anything similar?" I ask mindlessly, the question coming out before I even have a chance to stop it

Yoruichi just smiles and says, "Maybe you'll find out later. For now, why don't we keep moving? I think I hear The King coming"

Hear him coming? What does that me-

*Boom*

My thoughts are interrupted by a loud boom. What was that?

*Boom* *Boom*

There it is again, gun shots? Do they have guns here?

*BoOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

No…not gunshots. It sounds like steps, but what could make steps that loud?

My answer came when the ground shook so hard I fell onto my ass, Blair still blissed out on top of me. I looked around for what caused that, an earthquake? The ground shook again with each boom getting closer. From out of the forest cam another sound-

*Phrrrrump*

Which was the n followed by a MASSIVE Pal. It looked like a wooly mammoth but covered in grass instead of fur. At least three times my height from foot to shoulder, with two giant spires of rock on it's back, walked a beast of a Pal. It sauntered through the trees, not a care in the world, passing us without a glance as it did so

"That," Yoruichi said, somehow still standing, "is The King of the Forest, Mammorest"

"Holy shit," I whispered in a daze. Compared to Blair, Eggboy or my new Gumoss that thing was so beyond me it was ridiculous. As it walked away, trailed by a few dog-like pals with sticks in their tails. I couldn't help but wonder, 'What else is on these islands?'

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We have succesfully cooked some wild berries. Meanwhile Yoruichi set up the tent with a bit of help from her own Pals: Katress and Katress Ignis. >>

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After watching The King walk along and past us for a moment, I turned to see Yoruichi setting her stuff down. "Alright newbie, time to set up camp for the night," she said, pulling bits and pieces of a tent from her bag, "Why don't you and your Pals go look for some food? Berry bushes grow pretty much everywhere here so it shouldn't be too hard for ya"

I shrug and let out my three Pals from their spheres. Blair immediately wraps her arms and legs around my leg and clings tightly to me, purring the entire time. Eggboy looks bored, Flan is just smiling like a dope and Lamball seems curious and starts trying to talk to all my Pals as we walk

I try to keep my eyes open for the berry bushes Yoruichi was talking about, but I kept getting distracted by Blair grinding against my leg every step I took. Damn this cat is horny, I'm not complaining but time and place. Eggboy and Flan just trudge along, ignoring Lamball as he bleats and ba's at them, then stop by out of nowhere and call me over. Moving closer I can see a small field of bushes with bright red berries all over them

"Good job guys," I tell them, patting each on the head, "Now help me pick some for supper, would ya?" Eggboy seems to huff and starts pecking at the bushes, grabbing one berry at a time, while flan just kind of walks into one and comes out the other side with bright red dots in its body

Blair, seemingly coming out of her horny brain for just long enough to hear my orders, jumps off me and starts running from bush to bush before bringing me paws full of berries at a time. Lamball just stands next to me, looking confused. He points at the gras and bleats at me

"Yeah, no. Can't just eat the grass little guy," I tell him, "Most of us in the group can't digest stuff like that." He just seems more confused, shaking his head like he just can't comprehend my words. Once I have an arm full of berries I call everyone back and we head back to where Yoruichi was setting up camp for the night

Reaching the camp site I call out, "Hey Yoruichi! We found a lot of-" I go silent and blink as I'm met with three bodies instead of one. In the middle, squatting down and securing a piton to the ground with a hammer is Yoruichi, massive ass still prominent in those tight pants of hers. On either side of her though are what I can only assume are Pals and maybe twins?

The red one holding up the tent up with a rope is smirking at me, red fur in the shape of a witch's hat on her head and pointed ears coming out of it, while her body is covered in black fur so fine and small she looks naked. A long flowing cape of fur hangs down from behind her, with a fluffy white tail swaying gently from it

The other one, bored eyes and mouth hidden behind her own fur around her neck, has similar features but purple and blue fur as opposed to red and black. She's standing on Yoruichi's other side, holding another piton and leaning to the side with a hand on her hip

I blink for a minute, trying to understand the two sexy as fuck cat girls in front of me, when Yoruichi calls back, "You got the food? Great! Katress, give him the skillet, would you?"

The purple cat girl, Katress, rolls her eyes and raises her hand. From Yoruichi's bag a skillet rises, surrounded by a purple glow, before floating over to me and falling into my hangs. She then huffs and turns away, showing off her blue fur covered ass when her black cape flutters up

'Holy shit,' I think to myself, feeling blood start to flow downwards, 'It's almost as big as Yoruichi's!' Shaking my head I turn around quickly and call back, "Yeah, sounds good! I'll get to cooking right away!" As I walk to the other side of the campsite to set up a fire and start cooking, I catch Blair glaring at Yoruichi's Pals and hissing before following me with an exaggerated sway to her own wide hips.

Gathering some wood from around the area and starting the fire, I start frying up some berries for the night. It takes a second to get the timing right for when to flip them out, but by the end we have over thirty cooked berries for all of use to eat for supper. The whole time I cooked, Blair and Lamball would help me out by replacing the already cooked berries with new ones. Blair I noticed was doing everything she could to show off her ass to me, from bending over to pick up a berry she "dropped" to standing next to me and grinding it leg "without noticing." It was cute how jealous she was but the constant distractions were not helping with my hard on, which only made cooking harder because I did NOT want a flaming hot dick thank you very much!

When the cooking was done and the berries were passed out, we all sat around the fire and ate. Eggboy was looking into the fire, eyes blank and wide as ever, but I swore I could see something in his eyes. Flan and Lamball were just happily eating their share, seemingly content with the peaceful evening

Blair, in another act of needing to claim what she considered hers, had sat in my lap the moment I sat down and was feeding me berries with a smug smile on her face as she stared Katress and the other one down. The red one just laughed and Katress rolled its eyes, seemingly over today already

Yoruichi, laying on her side with her small plate of berries on the ground in front of her, said, "So, introductions I suppose. These here are Katress and Katress Ignis, though usually I call them Yami and Honoo. Figured you'd want to know their species before I confused you"

I nod at both, "Nice to meet you both," Honoo smirks and waves while Yami just stares at me. I shift a bit, then stop as I feel my dick get sandwiched between Blair's ass cheeks. Her smile somehow got even more smug as she started thrusting her hips and grinding against me even more

Trying to ignore her for now, though it is VERY hard to do, I think about this place and wonder if Yoruichi could answer any more questions for me before we go to bed.

Deciding to just go for it, I asked, "So, is there a place here outside the PIDF control? Somewhere someone could set up without them breathing down their necks?"

Yoruichi waves her hand in the air, "Can't tell ya newbie. You can honestly set up anywhere there's flat ground but the chances that they DON'T come around to try and make you pay up for protection?" she laughed, "About as likely as someone refusing to eat my ass if I tell them to"

'So that's no chance in hell,' I think to myself, 'So I'll likely have to deal with them at some point. Wonderful.' Thinking of my next question I ask, "Those spheres I used to catch Blair, Eggboy and Flan. I found those in a chest, but where can I get more? I still need to actually catch Lamball here," I point at the rolling fluff. Seems he'd gone ahead and fell asleep, rolling up into a fluffy ball and just lying on his back

"Oh, those are easy," she said, "Pal spheres are all over the fucking islands. Either someone throws one and misses the target, they get attacked and eaten and leave their shit behind, or you can make them yourself out of Paldium"

"Paldium?" I ask

Yoruichi nods, "Special material that grows by the water all over the islands. It's a blue rock that can be shaped into a ball and made into basic blue spheres. For anything more powerful you'll need other materials, but just the blue ones should do for now if you need more"

Blair wiggles in my lap, ass bouncing on my dick and making me hold back a groan, before pointing at herself and miming a pickaxe motion. "You can help me get some Paldium?" I ask, smiling when she nods, "Thank you Blair, that would be a big help." I put my hand on her head and started rubbing her head. She purrs extra loudly as I do, eyes slightly crossing and drool running out of her mouth. Guess head rubs feel really good for her

That makes me think of another question and, blushing lightly as I do it, I ask, "So…you mentioned that Pal/human relationships are a common thing?"

Yoruichi smirked and Honoo giggled, Yami seemed to sigh, before Yoruichi answered, "Fuck yeah, it's normal. You think anyone can resist a cute pal with a fat ass or one with a massive dick? You'd be surprised which Pals people actually DON'T try to fuck or get fucked by, usually it's only because it could cause lasting harm. Doesn't mean they don't just," here she started making a jack of motion before following it with pretending she was sucking a dick by pushing her tongue against her cheek

Glancing down at Blair, who is suddenly locked in on this conversation and actively fighting not to succumb to my head rubs, I ask, "So, if I wanted to make Blair here feel good… I mean, she's a cat and you have two cats yourself, so I figured you'd know- "

"Know how to get your pussy rumbling and squirting like her life depends on it?" Yoruichi finishes my question, sitting up now and smirking at me with narrowed eyes, "Oh newbie, you asked the right question to the right person." She looked at Honoo, "Babe, you help him find her good spots. Yami and I will give a personal demonstration~" then she pulled Yami in front of her and I could just make out a blush on the Katress' face and some deeper breathing as Yoruichi started.

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Yoruichi wrapped her arms around Yami, one hand on her chest and the other sliding between her legs. "First thing you have to know are the different pal shapes. There's a lot of science mumbo jumbo but it boils down to Humanoid and animal-like. Yami here is a humanoid, so she has tits," Yoruichi moved the top of Yami's leotard aside and let her modest tits pop out. Covered in small blue fur like the rest of her body, her areola was a light purple, and her nipples were apparently innies. Yoruichi grabbed a handful, gently squeezing and pulling on it as Yami let out a low purr

"She also has a more human looking pussy," Yoruichi continued, hand on Yami's mound and spreading her lips. Her arousal was plain to see as Yourichi teased and rubbed her as she spoke, "Humanoid Pals are considered the safest to fuck since they trend more towards human sized holes and poles, they also tend to taste amazing~" Here, Yoruichi raised the hand playing with Yami's snatched to her lips and licked each finger clean, sucking each one with a small 'pop' before moving onto the next one

Honoo, meanwhile, had walked over to me and Blair with a sway of her wide hips and sat beside me. She grabbed my hands and started leading me around Blairs body. Head, chest, pussy and ass cheeks each got a reaction from her, making her groan and purr more and more as my hands moved. I could feel Honoo's tits squishing against my side and her breath in my ear as she lightly growled what I think were either instructions or encouragement to me

Blair was outright bouncing on my cock now, only not being impaled because of what was left of my pants being in the way, and I could feel her arousal dripping off her pussy like a faucet. I glanced over at Eggboy and Flan to see what they thought of the show, only to see Eggboy holding a stick with fire on it and ignoring everything else as he walked off to the woods. Flan had apparently joined Lamball in LaLa land at some point because he was curled up under his little hat thing and snoozing

Watching Yoruichi play with Yami, the normally stoic witch cat now meowing in pleasure for all to hear, I decide to focus on my own girl and make her feel as good as I can.

Grabbing Blair by her hips I lift her off my lap, ignoring her pleading yowl as I stand up. Grabbing the waist of what's left of my pants I shimmy out of them and let my dick pop free for everyone to see. I honestly think I'm just a bit above average, not too big and not small, but apparently something about it catches everyone's attention. Yoruichi looks at me like I'm a slab of meat she can't wait to bite into, but the Pals have the most noticeable reactions. Each of them, as one, takes a deep breath through their noses and shiver. Yami goes so far as to cum on the spot, with Honoo almost joining her, while Blair almost seems feral in her desire to get to my cock

Blair wriggles in my hands, twisting and turning as best she can, until she finally stops when she's upside-down with my cock against her cheek. She rubs against it, sniffing at it for a moment, before opening her mouth and trying to swallow the whole thing in one go! Trying to being the best word for it, since she barely gets halfway before she chokes.

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"GLurk!" she sounds off, half my cock down her throat before she started sucking and licking it. I groaned at the feeling of her rough tongue against my cock. Looking down at her fat ass in front of me, I lean down and start returning the favor. I feel her moan as I run my tongue over her pussy lips, then yelping as I push it inside

The sound of her choking on my cock fills the camp site, "Glurk Glurp SHrlurp!!" along with the sounds of me tongue fucking her snatch, "Shlick! Shlrup! Splish!" and out the corner of my eyes I can see Yoruichi hasn't been idle

Yami is on her knees, eating out her tamer, while Honoo is riding Yoruichi's fingers while they fight for dominance with their tongues. A fight Yoruichi wins when Honoo starts cumming and squirting like crazy. Yoruichi pulls away, saliva strings connecting their mouths, before she rolls her tongue to collect them and swallows with a smile

Focusing on Blair again, I grab the back of her head with one hand and start helping her take more of my dick into her throat. It takes a bit of effort, but with a loud

*GGgggLLurk!!*

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She takes me balls deep and I come undone. Holding her there I start cumming, blasting load after load into her stomach while furiously eating her cunt out until she starts cumming as well. When I finally pull her off and turn her right-side up, I can see her eyes rolled back and her tongue licking the air, cum drunk and ready for more

Despite just cumming I can't help but keep going, I turn Blair away from me so I can see her massive ass. Lining her up as best I can, I ram her down on my cock, slamming into her pussy without hesitation

"MMMRROoowW!!!" Blair yowls, moaning an groaning as I use her tiny body like a cock sleeve. I ram her up and down my cock, taking full control and not even giving her a chance to refuse. Not that she would if the fucked stupid smile on her face is anything to go by. She yowls and purrs for more, pussy squeezing so tight its like a velvet vice. Her fat ass bounces against my waist, wobbling and clapping with every thrust.

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*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!*

Turning towards Yoruichi's group as I use Blair's pussy for my own pleasure, I see something amazing. Yoruichi stands tall, hands on each of her Pal's heads, and forces both of them to eat her out. Honoo is in front and licking at Yoruichi's pussy like it's the most delicious thing in the world, while Yami is tongue deep in Yoruichi's fat ass and trying her damnedest to push even deeper. Yoruichi, meanwhile, simply hums in pleasure and rubs both of their heads when they hit a good spot inside her

Gods above is that hot! Without realizing it I'm fucking Blair faster and harder every second, slam fucking her onto my cock without stopping. She stops moaning but only because the constant assault on her insides has rendered her mute and dumb. One eye is mostly closed and the other twitches uncontrollably as she smiles with her tongue hanging out

Feling my next load coming I SLAM her as far down my cock as I can, finally making her let out one more loud "MMMMRRrrrROOoooOWW!!" as I fill her womb with cum. I blast load after load deep inside her, not giving a damn at the thought of what could happen from this.

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I think I blacked out for a moment, because between one blink and the next Blair goes from impaled on my cock to kneeling in front of me and trying to suck my dick again. She licks the tip lightly, sucking on it a bit, before trying to take it down her throat again. She still chokes on it though, coughing up so much spit it makes her face shine and brings tears to her eyes the more she tries

"Aw~ Poor kitty, can't get your milk like you want? ~" I hear Yoruichi say from right behind me. Turning my head I can see she's wandered over, having left her Pals eating each other out in a 69 position before strutting over. "Here, let mama Yoruichi show you how it's done~" she says, dropping to her knees in front of me and licking at my cock as well. Blair on one side and Yoruichi on the other, both licking my dick like it tastes amazing, and all I can do is moan at how good it feels. Every lick, every bit of suction feels amazing, and when Yoruichi starts giving Blair instructions on how to take me deeper? Fucking bliss.

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"That's it pretty kitty, slowly at first," Yoruichi instructs Blair, gently pushing her head down on my cock as I feel the tip poking at the back of her throat, "Once you've got it nice and wet just start swallowing as best you can. Not too much though," she instructs, quickly pulling Blair back when she gets too enthusiastic and tries to go faster and ends up choking again

Only a few minutes later I'm gasping for air as Blair deepthroats my cock all on her own, Yoruichi leaning down to suck on my nuts as she does. She pulls away with a loud *POP* and says, "You've got some good luck blondie, she's a fast learner~" Blair seems to agree because she sucks even hard on my cock and I nearly erupt again. Yoruichi hums, "Hey pretty kitty, Mind if I take a ride for a bit?"

Blair, in a surprising show of cooperation after all her jealous looks earlier, slowly pulls off my cock with a wet *SHURLUP POP!* and nods her approval. Yoruichi smirks and thanks her before pulling me down to the ground for her turn to start.

Yoruichi pushes me down to the ground, making me lay down on my back, before she swings her leg over my waist and squats down over my dick. I'm amazed that I'm still hard after all of this, I know I've cum at least three times, but my balls still feel full and ready to go, so she has no trouble grabbing my cock and teasing it against her pussy as she smirks down at me

"Oh? I know that face~ Wondering how you've lasted so long huh? It's the berries we ate, food here doesn't just fill your stomach. It also gives you energy, what you use that energy for is up to you, but I personally like hour long orgies myself~" Yoruichi explains, before pushing her hips down and spearing her pussy on my cock. We both moan at the feeling of my hard rod in her tight cunt and shiver when it gets as far as it can. She sits on my cock, rocking her hips gently with a hum of pleasure

"You got lucky tonight blondie, usually I stick to my girls when I get like this, but something about you and your pretty kitty really got my engine running," Yoruichi says, looking down at me, "Now, let's see how long you last against some experienced pussy~"

Then, like a gun shot, she started bouncing on my cock like mad! She rammed her ass up and down so fast the sound of her ass clapping was nonstop

*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!!!*

"FUCK!" I yelled, feeling every inch of her pussy somehow squeezes my cock in a different way with every bounce. This is SO much more than what me and Blair did, it's like a whole different level! Before I even know what's happened I'm cumming like crazy inside her pussy

She doesn't stop, not for a second, just bouncing and milking my dick for everything it's worth until I can't give anymore. With ease, as I lie on the ground taking deep breaths and wondering what the hell happened, she stands up and steps away. She lowers a hand and catches some of the cum dripping from her pussy, raising it up to lick off her fingers with a hum of approval. "Not bad, need to work on your endurance a bit but you taste pretty good"

I huffed and puffed on the ground, turning my head to look at Blair. My cat had stars in her eyes, looking between Yoruichi and my cock like she'd just discovered the answers to the world. She jumped to her feet and then onto Yoruichi's back. She meowed and purred, pointing at my dick as it slowly rehardened and then at Yoruichi, like she was asking how to do what she did

Yourichi blinked at Blair before laughing, "OH? Want another lesson huh? Alright" Yoruichi bent over, sticking her ass up into the air where she stood. With Blair on her back they made a two person stack, both of their massive asses on top of each other, "Come on blondie, need you to help with another lesson~" Yoruichi wiggled her ass, which made both hers and Blair's wobble like crazy

Fuck, I might just die if I get up…. Fuck it, if this is how I go I'm at least going to put up a fight!

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Standing up on shaky legs, I move behind this beautiful stack of fat asses before me. Blair's fat booty and Yoruichi's magnificent dump truck, right in from of me, and I couldn't help but thank my lucky stars

"Come on blondie~" Yoruichi sung, looking back and giving Blair's ass a smack. Blair moaned a meow and her ass shook like Jello, looking back at me with big begging eyes. Flipping a coin in my head I grab Yoruichi's hips and thrust into her pussy again. Blair looks disappointed until I lean down and start rimming her asshole

She lets out a surprised yelp before thrusting back against my tongue as best she can. Yoruichi chuckles as I thrust into her, barely breathing heavy at all but obviously feeling something since I can feel her arousal on my thighs. "That's right blondie, eat the ass~ She's been a good girl and deserves it, it looks fucking delicious too huh?"

It was, strangely enough. I'm not an expert but I'd like to thing anal of any kind come with prep, so your partner isn't licking something unpleasant, but despite not doing any of that Blair's asshole tastes amazing. It's a bit sour but not enough to turn me off the experience for later. Nlair seems to love it too if the way she's moaning louder the deeper I shove my tongue in is any indication

Meanwhile I'm thrusting my hips into Yoruichi, clapping against her own fat ass, trying as hard as I can not to cum as fast as before. I know she's going easy on me, since it's not nearly as tight or squeezing my dick as much, but damn if it doesn't still feel good. I feel Yoruichi shiver and a bit more arousal gush out on my last thrust

"Alright blondie, focus on your kitty for now, I'm sure she wants it more," Yoruichi says and I decide not to argue. Pulling out of her I stand up straight and line up with Blair's pussy. With a grunt I slam back inside her once more and groan, unable to hold it in anymore as I start cumming. She shakes, cumming once more herself, before going still as she finally has enough

Picking her up and sitting down with her in my lap I sigh, finally too tired to move anymore. Yoruichi stands up, stretching and says, "alright, you two get some sleep. I'll take watch for a while, sweet dreams~"

I blink, muttering back to her something that sounded like 'thanks', before passing out myself. Blair purrs on my chest as I fall sleep, ready to wake up tomorrow for my second day in my new world

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