"God Damn, It's Bill Fucking Murray!" Shouted Tally as his sister and extras of the group had walked down with the still breathing actor. He and Wichita were chilling in one of the living rooms on the ground floor, Buck being dropped off with Columbus and Little Rock to watch one of his favorite movies, and had jumped up when the four walked in with the knockoff dead Murray. As both Wichita and Tallahassee fawned over the man, and Akane pulled out some more of the super weed from the Cineplex after Murray offered up his stash, Logan took the moment to walk away from them and to the movie theater. Walking into the open room and seeing the Ghostbuster movie still in the opening act, Logan clocked where the three survivors were sitting. Casually, he walked down to them, leaned over, grabbed Columbus's gun, and headed back to the group.
"Oh my god," Murray said as he leaned away from the Hookah, "This stuff is amazing."
"I know, right?" Akane said as she, Leah, Tally, and Wichita all looked as though they were blitzed out of their minds at that moment, enjoying the potent batch. Logan snorted as he placed the shotgun down on the table and walked over and took his hit. "I'd tell you where I got it...But the guy was already dead, so..." his wife lied as everyone enjoyed a relaxing moment of drug-fueled bliss. The next few moments were a slight blur as time shifted rapidly, and the next hour flew by with dumb jokes, bits of giggling, and Tally enjoying a moment of wearing Murray's Ghostbuster suit and pack as they replayed a scene from the movie.
Then Akane's phone rang out, signaling an alarm the woman had set up. "Oh, and that's our cue to go looting."
"Looting?" Murray asked as Leah, Logan, and Akane all got up and headed for the front door. Nora, a second later, hopped up as well with a "wait for me, that sounds like fun," mumbled.
"Yeah, the dead seem to be sparse in the Hills, and I'm taking the chance to see what the rich and famous have to offer, if they're dead, of course," Akane answered while waving at Murray. Murray paused at that and then seemed to frown in self-regret.
"Huh, why didn't I think of that?" He asked the air more than anyone else. Then, perked up. "Oh, hey!" he called out to the four who were leaving. They paused and looked over to the man. "If you're stopping by Eddie Murphy's place, be a pal and grab Mr. Gopher for me?" The four paused at that and all raised a brow. "It's the puppet from Caddyshack. I left it at Eddie's after a costume party, and never got the chance to swing around and pick it up.
"Oh~" the four said in harmony as realization hit them. They all nodded and left with the Hills map and the small mission in mind.
"Thanks!" Bill said before looking at the two other survivors with him. "Now, you said you wanted to scare some people, right?" Bill said with a smile as Tally and Wichita both smiled in glee at the practical joke about to be played.
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The sun was starting its descent from its peak moment in the sky as the camera shifted to show a lovely mansion. Moving forward showed a mahogany wood interior with marble floors and well-selected pieces of art that screamed 'I have money'. Yet, much like Bill's abode, there was plenty of memorabilia of Eddie Murphy's long career as an actor. The glass ball from Haunted Mansion, his jacket from Beverly hill cop, an autographed dollar from the cast of Trading Places, and the costume crown from Coming to America. The place also showed that it had been lived in, with dirt, food, and clothing strewn about.
When the group pulled in and entered to see all of this, they had hoped to meet another Hollywood star, only for a floating body face down in a massive algae-filled pool to greet them. Logan, Leah, Akane, and Nora all looked at the bloated corpse, which had attracted many coffin flies that were using it as a food source and egg-laying real estate. "Man, what a waste," Akane said as she looked at the dark skinned man blob as she held Mr. Gopher in her hands. Leah looked at her with a raised brow.
"Really? I mean, it's just his brother," Leah said and got a gasp from the three. "What!?"
"Charlie Murphy wasn't just his brother," Akane said, "He was great in his own way."
"I loved him on the Dave Chappelle show," Nora said, though Leah just held her hands up with a shrug.
"He just never did anything for me; he always felt like he rode his brother's coattails," Leah explained. "Still," she continued as she picked up the bottle of well-aged scotch next to the bottle of oxy, half a line of Coke, and some other drug she did not know the name of. "He went out like a Hollywood legend."
"Probably ran out of food and decided to go out on his own instead of starving to death," Logan said as he unwrapped the last Twinkie in the box he found in the empty kitchen. Breaking it in half, he handed one half over to Nora, who nodded as they both took a bite.
"Tragic," Nora mumbled out with a mouthful of Twinkie as Akane turned back to the house. She waved her hand at the house. "Whelp, with him dead, that means no one's home, which means we can loot!?" Akane shouted out and started back into the house, the others close behind. Like before, with the guns they looted from the scout's guide world, they practically ransacked both Eddie's home and others around by pocketing memorabilia into a dimensional storage they purchased right before their marathon. One would be both amazed and yet completely unsurprised at what the rich had that they didn't tell the world, from simple things like a stack of gold bars, pounds of drugs, modified and upgraded weapons that they shouldn't have, and so many sex dungeons.
Some of which included very dead sex slaves that were eating the remains of the one who bought them. Then there were the strange things. A complete collection of sex dolls that looked exactly like every female actress and singer that existed from the dawn of Hollywood, a basement that was decked out like the fucking Batcave with impeccably designed costumes and armor, a few homes held hidden walls that had a room filled with spy equipment that told of hidden russian assets, etc. The fact that all of this was from the non-famous people of the hills made the four simply stunned at just how weird the rich could be.
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Finally, after exploring the unknown, rich mansions, the four started to hit the fun ones. Jack Nicholson's mansion was unfortunately without the actor, yet still housed numerous famous works of art, which were immediately sent to the pocket space for their massive apartment in the cineplex. Meanwhile, Akane took a moment to spray paint a red, smiling face on an expressive-looking portrait the actor had commissioned of himself. Next was Nicholas Cage's place. To say the four were hoping to be amazed by the strange and intriguing things the man had would be nothing compared to the fact that the man was home and very much alive. Sitting in nothing more than a bathrobe and boxers, the actor was sitting down, eating some dry cereal, as the four entered the mansion.
"Excuse me," he called out as the four flicked guns right at him. He did flinch at the threat and raised an eyebrow. "You know it's polite to knock before you try and loot a rich guy's house." The guns dropped as the four looked at one another, before Leah leaned over and knocked on the open door, making Nick smile and wave them in. Holstering their weapons, they came over to the massive kitchen island where Cage was eating.
"Sorry, we didn't think any of the rich were living anymore, given we've hit like twenty houses now, and only found a few zombie sex slaves eating the homeowner," Logan said, making Cage nod.
"Oh yeah, most of the time it's pretty dead here as everyone's flying around the world, or in other homes in more impressive locations, so when the world blew up, things stayed pretty calm in the hills." The actor smiled as he brought another spoonful of cereal. "I actually got pretty lucky as I was doing a movie in L.A., so I ended up safe and sound at home when shit got bad on the news."
"Oh, what was the movie?" Nora asked, and Cage waved a hand at a forgotten script on the kitchen island. She walked over, picked it up, and read it out loud. "The one that God forgot, a tale of a man who lived inside a bunker as nuclear hellfire set the world ablaze and a wasteland. Only to then be interrupted as survivors beg for help, making him open his doors to the unknown." Nick nodded as she read a few more plot points about a clear psychological thriller in the making.
"It was going to be a good indie film, I thought," He said, eating more cereal. "Really, let me embrace a darker part of humanity and all that. Even got serious for the role by stocking up supplies at home like my character did before shit went to hell."
"Which is why you're here living comfortably," Leah said as she saw the rather packed cabinets even after two months of zombie hell. Nick nodded and then reached down and lifted a custom Sig Sauer M400 tread from below the island, making everyone flick their eyes to the high-grade weapon.
"That and the stock of high-end arms I got from an arms dealer I got in good with after my role in 'Lord of War'." His words made the four a bit stunned as Nick put the weapon on the table and kept eating his little snack. "So, you four still gonna rob me blind, or will an autograph sate your greed?" he asked, making the four look at one another before Akane held up her phone.
"Throw in a pic with us, let us see what kind of guns you have, and give us a tour of the house for fun?" she offered up her counter, and Nick smiled brightly with a nod before getting up and grabbing his rifle.
"Sure, let me just put on something a bit more than boxers," he said before walking away. After he left, Logan narrowed his eyes while biting his cheek for a second.
"It's amazing how this went almost exactly like I thought it would," the big man said. The three girls, however, showed frowns as Nick's boxers had shifted enough when he stood to fully unsheath the man's dick to the four.
"You expected to see his dick," Nora asked.
Logan looked at her. "No, which is why I said almost."