Xiao Qingcang shook his head. "How can I sleep on the sofa?"
"Why not? You sleep on the sofa and drag your wife over too! As long as your wife is there, where you sleep doesn't matter, does it?"
"But she says I'm not allowed to touch her!" Xiao Qingcang looked helpless.
Ye Weichen's eyes widened even more. "Come on, I've only heard that women in love have zero IQ; how come your IQ has dropped to zero too? If she won't let you touch her, then entice her to touch you, problem solved!"
Xiao Qingcang's eyes lit up, clearly, he hadn't thought of that before.
Ye Weichen continued to give advice with great patience. "You can use your physique, your face, your dance moves to win her over. Of course, if you're really not confident about your appearance, you could always resort to substances to dazzle her..."
"No way, I'm not that despicable!" Xiao Qingcang resolutely refused.
