Rimuru POV
Today is the first day of my visit to the Konoha Shinobi Academy. Ciel woke me at 4 a.m. from sleep, a routine she enjoys now that I have a human body. For some reason, she likes to play with my appearance, making my eyes like a snake, a cat, or a vampire; today, it was Robot eyes with lasers.
Rimuru: "wow i look like a fem Andorid for Dragon Ball Z"
I took a long, nice bath along with Ranga (who is now grown up, at least 3 feet tall, and could be called a wolf if he were one). Suddenly, Ciel pulled me into my Imaginary Space, giving me a hug followed by a cute kiss, and then started blushing like the innocent, pure girl she is. She continued to play with my hair, which now touches my back. She then selected lovely clothes for me, changing me into the best ninja attire she could think of after reviewing my memories of ninjas and other people around us.
ciel: "so is it going to purple or blue?"
Rimuru: "ciel blue looks so not my style, let go with"
ciel: "so purple it is"
Rimuru, getting a chance to have fun decide to pull ciel closer.
ciel: "master what are you doing?"
ciel push be back and decided to pop out my clothes
What I received was a black battle suit and a Shizu mask, which hides and suppresses Chakra, and also conceals my identity. Unless I remove the mask myself, I can even eat food from it.
Rimuru: "Looks like someone want to have few more head pats"
[The real suit looks like a black panther suit from Marvel.]
Ciel: "Master, Velzard and Velgrynd also want to join the adventure."
Rimuru: Hearing this, I thought for a few minutes, 'I owe them both big time for pranking Guy and Masayuki.' "Well, how about we allow them to join me after my first big mission?"
Ciel, expecting this answer, brought the two into an imaginary space and started showing them the new world. Not only that, but she also started showing them photos and videos of me doing various pranks on Shizune and Tsunade. And her lovely session with me, seeing she is going on her spree i decided to finally dress up.
Which, in a very long time, I feel like I am a grown adult. well today is the first day for me to join the ninja academy.
Shizune entered my room and found me in my clothes, and started blushing heavily. Tsunade was just behind her and also followed her assistant in the same endeavour.
Shizune: "You look good in that. Here, put it on." She gave me a long white jacket with golden stripes to put on.
I look like a doctor.
Tsunade: "You are coming with me to the hospital"
Shizune: "Don't worry rimuru no one will ask you to sign death certificates again."
Rimuru: 'Was that worry her till now'
Well, you might be wondering what she is talking about, so being a student of Lady Tsunade has some downsides. like dealing with her habits of being drunk and all. So one day few geniuses of Konoha decided to ask me to sign the death certificate of all Uchiha.
Now this might look like casual paperwork in nature, but actually, for signing a death certificate, you have to check and confirm the death of the dead first, so guess what I have declared the death of the entire clan. well i did have a few fellow medical ninjas with me, but they got PTSD halfway. I must say Obito was not holding back on those children.
Tsunade and I then went to the hospital to heal some injured shinobi. As I looked around, some had serious burns, as if they were caught in an explosion. Tsunade instructed me to handle the case and others to gain more experience (well, in this world, hard work does not fail a person).
I used my Kekkei Genkai, Ice Release, to slow down their body function and healed them all like a little champ. After spending 3 hours and one-fifth of my Chakra pool, I was told to go to the Academy. In the Konoha Shinobi Academy, I went to find my homeroom teacher and give him the special scroll from the Hokage as permission.
On my way, I found a kid on the swing near a tree looking as though depression struck him like Truck-kun while sending people to another universe. Damn, he looks so pathetic and dead from the inside. He wore an orange wholesale jumpsuit.
Ciel: "That pathetic, sad-looking child is the main character. In the future, he will be known as the Child of Prophecy."
Rimuru, ignoring this prophecy because he wants fun, goes to the child and asks.
Rimuru: "Who are you supose to be? Why do you look so sad?"
Ciel: "Master, he is an Uzumaki like you."
Naruto blushed for a few minutes looking at the beauty before him, and finally said: "My name is Naruto Uzumaki. And I want to become Hokage someday, believe it."
Rimuru: 'Ciel did it. I want no complaints. Weakening Rimuru's Ex-divine smile is really hard'
Rimuru: "Oh my, you have a wonderful name and quite a dream, but why do you look so sad?"
Naruto, now red as a tomato because of the innocent face made by Rimuru, finally said, after a few minutes of staring, that he was sad because he had no friends.
Rimuru: "Want to become my friend?"
Naruto now jumping like a frog: "Yes, I want to become your friend, young lady."
Rimuru: "HEY, I am a guy! And where can I find the teacher's room, Naruto-kun?"
Naruto: "Oh, yes, you are trying to find Iruka-sensei. He is in his office up there (shown on the building's top floor)."
Rimuru: "Thanks for the assistance," then he jumped onto the side of the building and entered the room via a window.
Iruka was caught off guard by Rimuru's sudden appearance.
Iruka: "Who are you? What do you want, girl?"
Rimuru: "Hey, I am a guy! And take this; the Hokage asked me to give it to you." Throwing at subsonic speed at Iruka so that nin do not die on him.
Iruka took the scroll and read it for a few minutes, then made a shocked face, closed it, and requested Rimuru to come with him.
Inside the classroom
Naruto got into a fight with Sasuke and then accidentally kissed Sasuke, causing most of the girls to get angry. They told him to move and then proceeded to beat him up. Then they heard the bell ring and got to their respective seats.
As Iruka and I entered the classroom and found a beaten-up Naruto, he ignored him, shouted for silence, and finally announced they were getting a new classmate. All the boys got excited upon hearing this and wished it to be a new girl, as girls in the class wanted a handsome boy like Sasuke. Finally, Iruka called Rimuru inside.
Rimuru: "Hello there! My name is Rimuru Uzumaki. Nice to meet you all." (With an absolute, god-like smile, making the class blush at the absolute divine beauty). Rimuru then noticed Naruto lying on the ground, so he got close to him and healed the bruises on his body.
Naruto: "Thanks, Rimuru, you are the best."
Rimuru: "Don't mention it."
Iruka: "Rimuru, Naruto, please go to your seat."
Rimuru looked for a good place beside the emo-looking kid and went to sit there. All the girls looked at him jealously, whereas the boys were thinking, 'There goes another one for Sasuke,'
Iruka: "So today is final test day for becoming a shinobi. So everyone, go to the training ground."
When everyone reached the training ground, Rimuru heard from Naruto that the test was really hard, but Iruka asked the stronger-looking student to fight Rimuru. (It was a one-punch massacre).
As the student tried to hit on Rimuru for a date, thinking Rimuru was a girl, Rimuru got pissed and decided to take things seriously for a Planktime (the smallest unit of time, 10^-44). Rimuru proceeded to evade the onslaught of attacks coming at him and delivered a round kick to the student, breaking most of his ribs and the academy fence.
[Good Lord, save the child]
Iruka, seeing this, immediately rushed to the student's side, gave him temporary first aid, and took him to the hospital. But before he could do that, Rimuru came and started healing the broken ribs of that student. All the kids in the class were now horrified as they saw Rimuru healing the student without any assistance from doctors; even trained Chunin couldn't do it easily. After finishing, Rimuru tells the entire class he is a boy.
Everyone was shocked by this revelation.
On top of the academy, Asuma, Kurenai, and Guy were looking at the new student, and Guy wanted to fight the boy. jumping down like a monkey, he ran toward the rimuru like a kid who is about to get a candy.
guy: "fight me"
So he challenged Rimuru to a fight, and everyone was surprised at this turn of events that no one could argue for logic, not even Shikamaru. well fisrt of all, who is this guy? is unknown to all of them.
Guy: "So who taught you taijutsu?"
Rimuru: "Lady Tsunade. Well, who are you, mister? Fight me."
Guy: "My name is Might Guy and I AM THE BLUE BEAST OF THE LEAF." As he proceeded to unleash a kick and punch combo attack on Rimuru.
Rimuru: "So Mister Blue Beast, why do you want to fight me? Well, it is interesting to finally get a morning exercise, but still."
[Did Rimuru make Might Guy his morning exercise? Then Madara will be his evening exercise]
Rimuru continuously evaded the killer combo from Guy and started to see patterns in his movement and fighting style. Using his Tempest Style of Veldora's Fist Art (a bunch of Goku moves), he broke Guy's combo and countered his kick.
The mere shockwave of the two clashing caused the earth to crack up as trees began to fall on the ground.
Well, seeing the destruction around them, they both realized some bystanders could get hurt because of them.
Rimuru: "Mister Guy-sama, it seems it is not the best place for our fight, so how about we fight some other day?"
Guy: "Yep! I agree. Now, we don't want to hit kids. How about a draw for now?"
Rimuru: "Fine by me."
Rimuru then used Earth Style to repair the ground and trees to their respective places. Meanwhile, Sasuke was angry at himself for being weak (a typical Sasuke Monday, being emo has its own downsides). He was shocked at Rimuru's power and wanted to know Rimuru's trick.
[They don't exist, bro. He is a god-like being]
After 15 minutes, everyone returned to get their respective 3-man team [like in the manga]. Everything goes the same except Rimuru goes into Team Seven because of the Hokage's permission. Kakashi asked Guy and Rimuru about the destruction of the training ground. Meanwhile, Iruka banned them from using the school training grounds forever.
Kakashi POV
I arrived late at the academy as I was visiting Obito and Rin's grave. As I arrived late, I saw the broken ground and someone who had used an Earth Style mud jutsu to fix the ground. Then Iruka complained to me about the new kid, Rimuru, who fought Guy and is in my team.
This sucks. As I was about to enter the classroom, I found a divine beauty asking me my name. It turns out I was late, and this divine beauty was my new student. I requested him to go to the roof and enter the classroom [just like in the anime/manga]. I was surprised by Rimuru's motivation: "I want to have fun with my friends." Now that's a surprise. Does he think the shinobi world is a fun place to live in?
[Don't try to fight God; let me warn him.
Ciel: Does he want to challenge my master? He shall witness real-life pain in the future.
Shit, so that's how Kakashi meets his pain.]