The internet hadn't slept.
It couldn't—not after a scoreline like that.
8–0.
At Old Trafford.
Against Manchester United.
Four goals and an assist from a 17-year-old who looked more like football's final boss than its next prodigy.
Football Twitter was in shambles.
Meme accounts were foaming at the mouth.
Fans of other clubs were trying to laugh but couldn't help checking the calendar for their next Arsenal fixture.
One post went viral before sunrise:
"City caught 7. United caught 8. Someone call the league admin and tell them Izan's broken the patch."
The replies? Glorious chaos.
"Izan's not playing football. He's issuing consequences."
"I swear he's an AI experiment gone rogue."
"Bro, at this point, he needs his own division. Like the Izan League. Just save the slot they wanted to use for the Super League for Izan. I mean, what the helly!"
Sky Sports did a late-night recap with pundits looking like they hadn't processed what they just watched.
