"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action with Vlad. But before we get on with the chapter recap viewers, I would like to point out that Aria The Scarlet Ammo, is not going to be the only anime canon timeline that you will be reading about in this sort of side quest style arc. Now while I won't get into details with spoiling you viewers too much. I will however say, that the next few anime canon timelines that me and Revy will wind up winding up in? Well I would not want to miss reading about them if I were you, so lets just leave it at that, hmm? Now then viewers, with that now out of the way, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"
Date: July 1, 2011
"Okay what the actual heck?! How is it that we both wound up getting involved in this ungodly mess of a situation?!" Revy had now proceeded to exclaim, albeit in quite the unhappy sounding tone to her current tone of voice. And given that me and Revy, had quickly gone from being on the run from Johnny Law, for having killed our alcoholic and abusive father at the tail end of the last chapter. To then having to live out on the streets of Chinatown, New York for several days. Before we were then arrested by several Chinatown NYPD Police Officers for our fathers murder.
And with regard to the said ungodly mess of a situation, that Revy had just referred to...
"Okay, so about that viewers. Also hello there viewers, Catherine here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, a lot has gone on in between the previous chapter and this one. So let me just bring all of you viewers up to speed with regard to what went on since then. So first off viewers, if you were at all wondering about possibly learning more about what went on regarding out arrest, and eventual escape from jail? I will be covering that in a future chapter. Also viewers, me and Revy are not exactly in Chinatown at the moment anymore. In fact viewers, we are actually not in New York at all anymore. Because as of recently viewers...*I proceed to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus they wound up cutting me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"
And as for who had just gone and done this to me? Well about that...
"Hey Mrs. Out To Lunch! Get your mind back down to earth! This is not the time to be messing around talking to no one!" A very bratty and clearly not too pleased sounding female voice, had now proceeded to say over to me with out of seemingly nowhere. And upon a tickmark, then proceeding to quickly find its way onto my face, along with a very not pleased looking expression...
"Yes mothe....I mean Aria. You know you can be a headache and a half sometimes, you know that Aria?! And that is even with including her ability to expertly handle pistols the way that she does! Also viewers, let me now welcome you all, to the anime canon timeline, of 'Aria The Scarlet Ammo.' Yes indeed viewers, I mean after all I did say that these next several chapters, were not just going to be covering me and Revy's past. And in case you were wondering viewers? Yes, this will wind up counting as anime number sixty-seven in these four fanfics. And that is because these four fanfics still count as being interconnected. So that means in this case viewers, that any new anime that are introduced into this particular fanfiction perspective, will in fact be counted towards the 'one hundred different forms of anime and media' world record with regard to these four fanfics. Now then viewers, I believe that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the time being. Now then, how about we finally get on with the chapter at hand now...okay?...*I proceed to say this current thought based fourth wall break moment, by starting with proceeding to turn my attention along with my eyesight, slightly over to me left, in order for me to address the viewers. To which I then proceed give yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"
And so, getting away from my thought based fourth wall break moment, and back to the currently ongoing situation at hand...
"So, do you five really believe for even a moment, that you and your run of the mill guns stand any sort of a chance at defeating me?!" A very demonic and male sounding voice, had now proceeded to speak up out of seemingly nowhere with. And as it spoke, it seemed as though it had also proceeded to cut through the air like a knife. Which had come from what was clearly a very hairy looking, very tall, and blood red eyed werewolf. But then...
"Okay first of Vlad, actually is it alright if I instead call you Alucard? Or perhaps Dracula, I mean after all that is who you truly are isn't it? Mind you, you look less like a vampire, then Vlad Plasmius does in Danny Phantom! And finally Drac, whoever said that me and Revy use run of the mill guns? Because I don't recall either of us ever saying that! Also Drac, I don't think that you truly realize exactly how deep in the weeds you truly are here?! How about me and Revy show you, just how badly wrong you are?! Hey Aria, you said that Vlad here has four weak points on his body right? And if I am not mistaken, it is the three eye mark like tattoos on parts of his body. And as for the fourth one? Well Aria I think that you will find that the fourth mark...*I proceed to say this over to Aria, Riko, and also Kinji. Only for Aria to then proceed to speak up, and thus once again proceeded to cut me off midway through my statement*"
"Is on his chest, yes I know Cat, it's..." Aria had proceeded to go and say back over to me with in response, while also proceeding to cut me off. Which unfortunately for Aria, was a severely poor mistake on her part. Because not even a second later...
"Hey Little Miss Impatient?! How about you don't interrupt someone while they are explaining something to you?!" Revy had now proceeded to suddenly blurt out over to Aria with, and like when Aria had interrupted me, this had now gone and cut Aria off midway through her statement over to me. Which as intended by Revy, wound up doing the trick...
"Uh, r-right Cat that was foolish of me to interrupt you, please continue..." Aria had now proceeded to say in what was clearly a somewhat fearful sounding tone to her voice. Which I knew all too well, was due to her overwhelming fear of having just gone and set Revy off for having just gone and chosen to interrupt me. And then...
"Thank you Aria, how kind of you. And yes, I accept your apology. Now then viewers, Catherine here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. For when me, Revy, Aria, And Kinji, finally take care of Vlad. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"
And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.
Date: July 1, 2011
"Hello there viewers, and yes I know it must be quite weird for you all to read about just me and Revy for a change isn't it? Catherine here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, I think that it should go without saying. But for those of you who are not aware of what has been going on in the past few chapters? Well let's just say that this is what you would normally refer to, as a sort of line of side arcs shall we say? As in...*I proceed to say this, only for someone similar to how they had gone and done in the previous chapter, had now proceeded to once again go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"
And as for who this particular someone was? Well that much should have been obvious...
"Hey Catherine, can you stop speaking to that side of the rooftop as though someone is actually there when there clearly isn't?! And furthermore, how about you cut to the chase and enlighten me on where exactly Dracula's..." Aria had then proceeded to interrupt with saying this over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble was, that I had now once again proceeded to go and cut her off midway through her statement over to me. And as for me and my response back to Aria? Well...
"My my Aria, well aren't we just the impatient one today?! You do know Little Miss Tsundere, that the world doesn't always revolve around you if ever at all right?! So how about you try that attitude on Kinji instead hmm?! I mean after all, you seem to take quite an interest in him in more ways then one right? And for the record viewers, if you know just what it is that I am on about with that? Then you have a keen intellect for even the smallest of details. I mean after all...*I proceed to say this, only for Aria to now once again proceed to go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"
And then...
"Hey Catherine?!" Aria now proceeded to speak up with over to me with out of seemingly nowhere. Only this time, her tone was one of what I could tell was somewhat fearfulness. But thankfully, I already knew what had prompted this change in Aria's tone. And so, with this exact realization now very much on my mind...
"Really Drac, you can't wait for even a few minutes for you to wait your turn to meet the Grim Reaper?! You know Drac for a well known vampire, you certainly are not one who likes to be patient. But speaking of which Drac..." I then proceeded to say, as I then proceeded to point one of my modified Berreta M9 pistols at Dracula. More specifically, I had proceeded to point it directly at Dracula's face. Or in this case, his tongue.
Which just so happened to be the place where his fourth pressure point was. And thankfully, with regard to everyone else, I was not going to need to tell them where to aim and shoot, in order to take out the remaining three pressure points on Dracula's body. Because as I proceeded to pull the trigger on my modified Berreta M9 pistol. Kinji, Revy, and Aria, then proceeded to quickly raise their respective pistols. To which they then proceeded to fire a single round each at each of Dracula's remaining pressure points. But, even before I had proceeded to go and raise my modified Berreta M9 pistol...
"So you five still somehow think that you can defeat me do you?! Do you not realize that I can regenerate?!" Dracula had then proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko with. Which ironically, he had proceeded to say this statement of his over to us, in what I could only assume was one of the most smug and arrogant sounding tones, that I had ever heard from anyone. But, just before I had proceeded to pull the trigger on my my modified Berreta M9 pistol...
"Oh Drac, you really are quite the naive one aren't you?! Because not only do we think we can win, but once we each fire our respective shots, I think that you will find Drac, that we will win! And so Drac with that being said, long live the Four Aces because this is checkmate!" I then proceeded to say. Only I now had an all too familiar looking devilish smirk on my face, that like all of the other times, could still very much give Revy a run for her money. And with Revy, Aria, and Kinji, proceeding to fire a single round from one of their already raised pistols. Each one of the bullets, along with the single one that I fired, proceeded to strike Dracula, in his four key pressure points. Which just after they had impacted, had then suddenly caused a wave of bright white light, to then proceed to suddenly erupt outwards. And like before, proceeded to blind me and Revy.
But, as the light had then proceeded to die down after a few more seconds. I then proceeded to instinctively look at my surroundings. It was only then that I realized that me and Revy, now appeared to be on what was clearly a very fancy and somewhat ancient looking street. The only trouble was, I wasn't exactly quite sure at the moment, as to where we me and Revy had ended up this time. But to make our situation just that much more interesting...
"What the heck, where are we?! Catherine, did you do this?! Start explaining what is going on right now!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Aria had now proceeded to yell over to me from directly behind me and Revy. But then, out of the blue...
"Papa, look at the those people over there!" What was clearly a young female girls voice, had now proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble now, was that I now knew exactly where we had ended up this time. And to make matters worse, if me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko didn't tread carefully like our lives depended on it. Which in this case that was currently very much the case. Then there was a very good chance, that we may very well wind up dead.
"So yeah viewers, this is not what I would call the best situation for us to be in if I'm honest. Oh right, Catherine here again by the way viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me now welcome you all to the all too familiar anime canon timeline, of 'Spy X Family.' Yes indeed viewers, you did just read that part right. Which now brings the current number of different anime and media in these four fanfics, to sixty-nine. To which I say to that viewers, 'nice.' Oh, and in case you were viewers were at all wondering, the aforementioned young girl, is in fact one Anya Forger. And as for the person she just referred to as 'Papa?' Well that was one Loid Forger. Or as he is also known as, 'Twilight.' And no viewers, I don't mean the book series of the same name when I say that. So don't be getting any weird ideas okay?! And finally, one Yor Forger. Or as she is also known as, 'Thorn Princess.' Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"