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Chapter 318 - Chapter 318: Arctic Terns, And A Knick Knack Paddywhack!: Welcome To Saint Seiya! (Part 4)

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to briefly clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my brown eyes closed, and this is also while I have my head tilted to one side, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Date: February 21, 1987

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies had ended up in one of the earlier episodes in the Saint Seiya anime canon timeline. And with the unexpected arrival of not just one Kobo Kanaeru, but also the return of everyone's favorite Vtuber dad Mori Calliope, who had finally come back from the store having finally gotten the milk. And everyone's favorite phoenix Vtuber Takanashi Kiara. Which after Index had then proceeded to go and bit Touma on the top of his head. Which caused him to yell out quite loudly during while Angel Bluebell was doing her end of chapter fourth wall break at the end of the last chapter.

But, with what was still due to happen, this was going to wind up paling in comparison. And so with this now in mind, and with us now getting back to the situation that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"So wait a second here! So you're telling me that Kobo here is the reason for the sudden and quick rainstorm that just took place?" Natsu Dragneel had now proceeded to go and say in a clearly confused sounding tone from out of seemingly nowhere. But thankfully, before Angel Bluebell was able to respond to Natsu's quite frankly daft statement, someone else wound up beating Angel Bluebell to it. And as for who this was? Well you see, about that...

"Yes Natsu, Kobo is a Rain Shaman! And to be fair, that was something that should have been obvious to you!" Gray Fullbuster had then proceeded to say over to Natsu Dragneel with in response. But then, and yet not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Well excuse me then Ice Breath for not being as attentive as you!" Natsu Dragneel then proceeded to say back over to Gray Fullbuster with in response. And then, yet once again not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Well the feeling is clearly mutual then isn't it Flame Boy!? So excuse me then for helping to clue you in!" Gray Fullbuster had then proceeded to go and say back over to Natsu Dragneel with in response. And then, thankfully...

"Would you two quit it?! We have much more important things to to worry about then having the two of you senselessly argue with one another!" The unmistakable, and also quite justifiably angry tone of Erza Scarlet had then proceeded to go and say over to both Natsu Dragneel and Gray Fullbuster with in response. Which thankfully and yet also not surprisingly, wound up causing both Natsu Dragneel and Gray Fullbuster, to stop arguing with each other. Well, at least for the time being. But then...

"Wow Akane, they both really like to argue a lot don't they?" A currently unrecognizable female voice then proceeded to speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which like when Kobo, Mori, and Kiara had first appeared. This female voice's projection, had originated from that exact same side of the oil tankers deck. But then...

"Ranma, I finally find you! You know how long I take to find you?" Another currently unrecognizable female voice had then proceeded to speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. But yet this one however, clearly had what was obviously a very heavy sort of accent to it. And it was only then, that even before Angel Bluebell had attempted to go and turn her attention towards the source of the two currently unrecognizable female voices. Angel Bluebell already knew exactly who it was that both of the voices belonged to. And so, with this thought and realization of Angel Bluebells now currently very much on her mind...

"Oi, can you two please save the talk between the both of you for later! Believe me, you will both have the chance to kiss and make up later! And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, I think that it is now pretty obvious who these individuals are. But for those who don't know, who they are. You know, in case you have been living under a rock? Let me now introduce, Ranma Saotome, Akane Tendo, and finally though somewhat regrettably...Shampoo. All three of which, are from the still ever so popular anime canon timeline, of 'Ranma 1/2.' Which for those of you viewers who are keeping track, this now brings the total number of different anime and other forms of media in these four interconnected self insert fanfics, to seventy-six. Which now only leaves another twenty-four to go for the world record. Also viewers for those of you who were wondering, shampoo is better, and this is because it cleans the hair first. And for those of you who are going to claim that conditioner is better, because it leaves the hair silky and smooth? Then you obviously haven't figured it out yet, that I am just referencing a well known movie by one Adam Sandler. Yea, I had you going there for a bit there didn't I viewers? But anyway viewers, for right now...*Angel Bluebell then proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is proceeding to attempt to do her usual end of chapter fourth wall break. Only for Angel Bluebell to then hear the unmistakable sound of electricity then proceeding to crackle quite audibly from just outside of the current frame of shot. Which without Angel Bluebell even having to look, Angel Bluebell already know that it is clearly Misaka who was doing it. Which from the past experiences that Angel Bluebell had had with situations similar to this one from previous chapters. This now made Angel Bluebell wind up thinking twice about ending this current chapter at this current moment*...A-actually you know what on second thought viewers, lets just go and get back to the current chapter at hand, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Hey Dark Green Scaly And Sleazy, think fast and try to keep up!" The female voice of the now correctly identified Ranma Saotome. Who at the current moment was in his female form, had then proceeded to exclaim quite loudly over to the man in the dark green fish outfit from out of seemingly nowhere. Which was quickly then followed, by Ranma then proceeding to leap towards him, and then proceed to quickly deliver quite a few rapid fire attacks on him. Which consisted of several punches and kicks in quick succession of each other.

And then, as I noticed that Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to turn her attention briefly over to Super Sailor Jupiter, to which Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to give her a quick nod. This then prompted things to kick off, and with regard to what exactly this entailed? Well you see about that, because as Super Sailor Jupiter then proceeded to get into a battle ready stance, which was then quickly followed by several of our other allies. Super Sailor Jupiter then proceeded to quickly dash over towards Ranma and the male in the dark green fish outfit. And then...

"Hey Ranma was it? How about I give you a hand?" Super Sailor Jupiter then proceeded to say briefly over to Ranma. Which was then quickly followed, by Super Sailor Jupiter proceeding to quickly draw her left gloved hand back. To which she then proceeded to quickly deliver and underhanded punch to the dark green fish outfit wearing males gut.

Which like how Angel Bluebell had done to Maestro back in the Overlord anime canon timeline. Super Sailor Jupiter's underhanded punch, was more then enough to both knock the wind out of the male in the dark green fish outfit. And it also wound up causing him to be sent backwards briefly into the air. To which he then proceeded to hit the deck of the oil tanker somewhat hard. To which he then proceeded to slide for about a couple more inches or so. And not surprisingly, he now proceeded to lay there motionless. Which indicated that he had just been knocked out cold. And then...

"What the hell?! How did you..." Maestro had now proceeded to go and exclaim over to Super Sailor Jupiter from out of seemingly nowhere with. Which he had also proceeded to start to say this statement of his, with a very shocked sounding tone to his voice. And he would have gone and continued his statement. Well, that is if Angel Bluebell did not then proceed to go and speak up, thus cutting Maestro off midway through his statement over to Super Sailor Jupiter. And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response over to Maestro? Well you see, about that...

"Wow Maestro, I never knew that I had gone and hit you so hard in the gut, that you just forgot that I had gone and done the same to you recently! Oh, and to answer your still currently lingering question Maestro. Super Sailor Jupiter was able to do what I did to you back in the Overlord anime canon timeline, because unlike you and your run of the mill everyday firearms and ammunition. Me, Super Sailor Jupiter, as well as a good portion of the rest of us, possess magic in some form or another! And for the record viewers no, I am not talking about the type of magic that was used by the great Harry Houdini himself either! I am talking about the real McCoy here! Oh right, Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And while I have your attention still for the moment viewers. I heard it through the grapevine, no Marvin Gaye song pun intended by the way. But anyway viewers as I was about to say, I have been hearing that a lot of quite egregious behavior has been taking place both online, and offline as well. For example viewers I heard that Vitaly, has been stuck over in the Philippines this entire time, awaiting multiple charges. And to be fair viewers, he deserves every single one of those charges that is being slapped on him. I mean it is almost as if crashing out has no upside to it. Oh wait, it doesn't have any sort of upside! I mean after all viewers, this was the case with Wolfie Kahletti. As in the very same Wolfie Kahletti, who filmed himself spraying pesticide onto a large amount of food at a Mesa, Arizona Walmart. This is also the same Wolfie Kahletti, who went and poured a huge bag of ice into a restaurants deep fryer. And for those of you viewers who are going to ask why that is a very bad thing to do? Well let me put it to you this way viewers, if you go and put a lot of ice into a deep fryer, what will wind up happening, is that it will wind up boiling over. So yeah viewers, not the smartest thing to do under any sort of circumstance. But anyway viewers for right now, this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that you can look forward to the action picking right back up again, in the next chapter. So for now viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all see you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: February 21, 1987

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after one Ranma Saotome, who was in his female form, Akane Tendo, and still quite regrettably Shampoo. Had all managed to find their way onto the deck of the oil tanker along with Angel Bluebell and everyone else that was also currently present. And this was also after the man who was dressed in the dark green fish outfit, had proceeded to get knocked completely unconscious by only a single punch from Super Sailor Jupiter.

But now getting back into the situation, that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Wow I'm impressed, you managed to knock him out with only one punch. And here I thought that..." The unmistakable and yet still female voice of one Ranma Saotome, had proceeded to say over to Super Sailor Jupiter with in response from out of seemingly nowhere. Which Ranma had proceeded to say over to Super Sailor Jupiter, with a tone that had what was clearly an obvious bit of amazement to it. But thankfully, someone was then quick to clear the air so too speak. And as for who? Well you see, about that....

"Hey Ranma, sorry to be a sort of debbie downer at the moment. But I would focus a bit more on the current fight at hand if I were you. Not that there isn't anything wrong with it viewers just for the record. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also viewers, I have something important to tell you. Convicted hit man Jimmy "Two-shoes" McClardy, has just confessed today. That he was once hired, to beat a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures. Police report that this may be the first known case of 'A Knick Knack Paddywhack.' And in other news viewers, I now have a question to ask you. And it is what kind of bird always says the name of our next band? Because...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this to the viewers, only for someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which they then proceed to speak up. Which like most of the other times that this had proceeded to happen. This has once again caused one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, to now once again start to visibly start twitching again*" 

And as for who had decided to go and cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her current fourth wall break moment? Well you see, about that...

"Bluebell, what the heck are you talking about? Hello there viewers Keiko here, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, as I now proceed to also come into the frame of shot. To which I then proceed to traditionally bow to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order for me to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to briefly clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers...*I then proceed to attempt to continue, only for Angel Bluebell to then proceed to go and cut me off midway through my statement like I had done to Angel Bluebell not but a moment prior*"

"Really Keiko, so this is the running gag that we're going to be essentially beating to death?! Mind you viewers, this is essentially no different to when Joe Gatto kept mentioning 'Warm Fish Salad.' Actually Keiko since you're now here, why don't you go and answer my question that I just said to the viewers? Now Keiko, what kind of bird always says the name of our next band?...*Angel Bluebell then proceeds to say this back over to me. The only problem with this, is that Angel Bluebell has now already messed up with doing the joke. But, as I then proceeded to speak up back over to Angel Bluebell in response. This was something that still hadn't yet registered with Angel Bluebell. But as for me, this was a different story.*"

"Oh, well I guess a uh...Tern? An Arctic Tern?...*I had then proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response. And yet the fact that Angel Bluebell had told the joke wrong still had not yet registered with her. Only once Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say her response back over to me. It was only then that Angel Bluebell then realized too late, that she had just gone and told the joke slightly wrong*"

"And what sound does an Arctic Tern make?...*Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say back over to me with in response. Only just after Angel Bluebell had finished saying her response back over to me. To which I had then proceeded to have a very smug and cheeky looking smirk come onto my face. I then wound up taking notice of Angel Bluebells expression then proceeding to quickly shift to one of realization. Which had helped to clue me in, that only now did Angel Bluebell that she had told the joke to me wrong. But in this case, it was just a little bit too late, as Angel Bluebell had now just gone and 'played herself' so too speak*"

"I would like to buzz in on this one Alex. And that is who are the 'Backstreet Boys?!'...*I then proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response. And sure enough, I could now see, that Angel Bluebell was now finding it very difficult to keep her composure. Since I could now clearly tell, that Angel Bluebell was now trying her absolute hardest not to burst out laughing. But thankfully after a couple more seconds of Angel Bluebell proceeding to lose it so too speak, it was only then that Angel Bluebell had then managed to compose her. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeded to continue, to properly address the viewers*"

"Yes indeed Keiko, that is indeed still very funny all of these years later! And for those of you viewers, who don't know? Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers for right now, this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that you can look forward to the action picking right back up again, in the next chapter. So for now viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all see you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

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