"What are you talking about?" Ye Qingci swallowed the wonton and chided him, "You're talking nonsense, I'm not that greedy."
"Right, right," Jian Shichu nodded repeatedly, "It's not my wife who's greedy, it's the baby in her belly. When the baby is born, we'll spank his butt."
"Hmph," Ye Qingci didn't believe him, giving him a glance, "Have you seen Brother Xiao? Normally such a capable and tough person, but when he sees his son, he turns into a puddle of cotton. When the time comes, you'll definitely be even softer than Brother Xiao."
"I won't," Jian Shichu kissed her, "I only get soft when I see my wife... eh? No, when I see my wife, I get hard!"
"Huh?" Ye Qingci didn't understand, looking at him with a wonton in her mouth, tilting her head.
"Huh what?" Jian Shichu looked down at a certain part of himself, patted her head, and sighed, "If you keep looking at me like that, I'll get hard right now!"
Ye Qingci: "..."
Is it even possible to eat properly now?
