[DING!]
[Conndition: Become a billionaire]
[Calculating….]
[Calculating….]
[Calculating….]
[Calculating….]
[Calculating….]
[DING!]
[Condition become a billionaire has been met]
[DING!]
[You have obtained perk: Money Queen]
I froze and stared at the status screen in front me for a moment and said with a shocked look on my face "Wait…I can gain more perks, what the fuck, are you serious right now, after all that shit I've been through during this life and I only get one perk."
I flipped my flat Ironed hair out of my face and dismissed my status screen and summoned it again, refreshing it.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Crystalline Alina Knowles]
[Celebrity Rank: C+]
[Titles: [Mother of Neo-Soul], [Lavish Killer], [Crystal], [Chairwoman of Crystal Enterprise]
[Gender: Female]
[Age: 25]
[Health: Steatopygia]
[Perks: [Strong Physique], [Perfect Pitch], [Money Queen]
[Skills: [Jhud's Template [80%] [Karate: Master], [Intrigue: Master], [Marksmanship: Master], [Dancing: Intermediate], [Sex: Intermediate], [Management: Grandmaster]
[Storage: [Dairy], [Money: 1,552,891,918], [Needle], [BMA: 10], [MMA: 4], [BA: 7], [PCA: 66], [NLA: 6], [AMA: 18], [STMA: 10]
"Ok. I just realized that this status screen is weird as hell, I seem to gain skills I already knew in my past life like marksmanship and I can of course learn more skill but now I can obtain perks too if I meet certain unknown conditions." I said with a what the fuck look on my face. More like the really nigga face meme or my Iconic resting bitch face that I like to call it.
I stared at the status screen for a moment from disbelief and sneered while saying as I tapped on the perk money queen on the status screen "Just wow."
[DING!]
[Money Queen: By having the passive perk money queen you will be omniscient to only knowing how to make money, but be warned that this is only limited to money and nothing more]
"Well I have to admit that it isn't so bad and was worth it." I said with a sigh as I read over the description of the money queen perk on the status screen, knowing it'll help me obtain ownership of vixen or if I didn't know how to control my greed, warner bros.
[DING!]
[Money Queen Suggestion: Negotiate with warner bros chairman. Robert a. Daly by threatening to expose his infidelity with the co-ceo samuel terry]
My mouth was open in suprise as I stared at the money queen suggestion for a moment and said while putting my hand between my breasts and taking slow deep breaths while saying with a resolute smile "System you sure know how to make a person forget all their worries In life."
"Is probably what yall wanted me to say but I'm stupide, but thank you anyway, also why would the chairman even hand over warner bros just because he was fucking or getting down low with a man, it don't make sense unless he's scared oh his wife or her family" I thought confusedly while going over to my phone that was on the floor and picked it up and dialed berry's phone number and waited for him to answer.
"Ahem…hello." Said berry adjusting his throat from the phone.
I was silent for a moment and asked "Where you busy or something."
"Extremely busy." Said berry nervously from the phone.
I looked at the readers and back at the phone and said with a smirk "Very, very, very busy."
"Y…yes very, very, very busy, can't a old man enjoy his libido while I can still get it up." Said berry stutteringly with a sigh from the phone.
"PFFFT…she's in her early 30s isn't she." I said while trying to hold back my laughter, getting a gagable like Image of a old man's overly hairy ass bouncing on top of a young woman.
The phone was silent for a moment, only wet and sloppy like sounds being heard from it.
"OHHH~…h…how'd you know, anyway why did you call me again." Asked berry stuttering and moaningly. Loudly from the phone.
I rolled my eyes and said with a sigh as I checked my very expensive silver medium long nails with expensive designs on them "Indtead of just ownership of dc hero vixen, after your done getting head from your obvious office latina secretary I need you to look into the chairman of warner bro and his co-ceo samuel terry, supposedly their on the down low and I want you to help me get stake in warner bros, 60 percent should suffice my greediness dah'ling since I'm currently in my wealthy fabulous woman era."
"RIGHT THERE~…o…ok, I'll keep you Informed." Said berry moaning stutteringly loudly from the phone as it hung up.
"Dirty old bastard." I thought while going back over to the mirror while taking off my robe and seen a very beautiful milf like woman with a diamond shaped face, amber brown eyes, very long flat Ironed dark brown hair with a well toned, very lower voluptuous 5'7 pear shaped body with a very veiny thick and long 11 Inch uncircumcised slightly upward curved cock with no pubic busy and very big and heavy saggy balls.
"At least the bitch didn't touch my my breasts just so they could grow into the humongous category, my ass and new dick is already enough to handle." I said with a sigh while grabbing my robe from the chair it landed on and put it back on and tied it, wondering how some people can always think positive day in and day out because I'm the type to ask what is the downside and then try to enjoy the positive.
I made my way over to the window and looked down at the city for a moment, only for a sudden memory of my past life to flash through my mind for a moment and thought with a chuckle "How could I forget about that technique"
I looked down at my functional boner and waved my hand over it, it vanishing as if it wasn't there to begin with and said with a snicker while dismissing and summoning my status screen again "Trick or treat bitch, hahaha."
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Crystalline Alina Knowles]
[Celebrity Rank: C+]
[Titles: [Mother of Neo-Soul], [Lavish Killer], [Crystal], [Chairwoman of Crystal Enterprise]
[Gender: Female]
[Age: 25]
[Health: Steatopygia]
[Perks: [Strong Physique], [Perfect Pitch], [Money Queen]
[Skills: [Jhud's Template [80%] [Karate: Master], [Intrigue: Master], [Marksmanship: Master], [Trick or Treat: Grandmother], [Dancing: Intermediate], [Sex: Intermediate]
[Management: Grandmaster]
[Storage: [Dairy], [Money: 1,552,891,918], [Needle], [BMA: 10], [MMA: 4], [BA: 7], [PCA: 66], [NLA: 6], [AMA: 18], [STMA: 10]
"God I love this technique, it's one of my best that I created in my past life for my line of work which shall remain unknown for now at least because I'm a little ashamed of what I use to do but anyway this technique allows me too deceive the perception of humans, creatures and technology" I thought with a smile on on my face as I scoffed at forgetting about it until now after all these years I've been living this life since it could have been useful in mostly all of my situations.
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*
I looked at door and said loudly "WHAT."
"Ms. Knowles there's a man named michael here to see you, do you want me to send him away." Said a hispanic woman's voice from outside the room, her name being rosa and also my company's penthouse housekeeper.
"No, I'm coming." I said while going to the door and opening it, revealing a old, very poised looking woman that isn't worth my narrative description and followed her to the living room and seen michael standing at the door in a luxurious, glittery army like stage attire and just froze in place with a forced smile on my face.
Michael waved his hand and said warmly with a contagious smile that could make anyone smile the housekeeper "Hey. I brought gifts."
"Thank you…what is it." I asked calmly, wanting to ignore his outfit but failed to do so.
"I didn't know what you liked so I bought a box full of different kinds of candy." Said micheal while going into the kitchen and sitting it on top of the counter, only to freeze in place.
I stared at him for a moment and asked confusedly "What's wrong."
"There's something on your kitchen floor." Said michael while turning the light on.
*Tak*
I made my way into the kitchen with rosa and saw brad fucking pitt laying passed out naked on my kitchen floor and smiled while going over to him and lifting my right leg all the way into the air slammed it down hardly between his legs at inhumane speeds.
TIMESKIP: Unkown medical hours later.
"Why are you here." I asked with a cold look in my eyes at brad who now has sweat pants on with a huge bulge on it from the ice pack inside of it.
Bradster chuckled and said groggily and loudly "Wazzzzzzzzup girl, HAHAHA WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU CRYSTAL."
"Do you know him." Asked michael next to me with a confused look on his face, likely wondering how he entered my company that from he saw has very tight security and also my penthouse is at the top fucking floor.
I nodded and said with a sigh while messaging my forehead with my left hand "Unfortunately."
"Why are you here bastard." I said calmly while leaning down a little and smacking his cheek to keep him awake for my questioning.
"Huh. Why is your ass so big, Hehehe and it's all mine. KYAAAAA….Y…YOUR SCARING ME YOU GORILLA, WEE WOO, BIG BOOTY JUDY ALERT GYAHAHAHA." Said brad loud and insanely.
The living room was absolutely silent for a moment.
"Should I call the police, I'm worried about your safety." Asked michael while pulling out a big antenna phone from out of nowhere.
I snatched the phone from his hand and said calmly with a sigh"I can handle this, bring him some water and mix it with a egg, spit and garlic and also put some garlic on a tissue and bring it to me.
"S…spit, why spit." Asked michael stutteringly with a confused look on his face.
"Just hurry and do it already." I said while sitting back on the couch and putting my face into my hands from a headache that was forming, only for it to Immediately vanish from my perfect health perk.
"Here." Said michael from out of nowhere.
I jolted a little from how quick it. I looked up and seen a cup with a egg in it and obvious signs of spit and garlic, along with the tissue in michael's other hand.
I grabbed both of them and got up and went over to brad and opened his mouth and made him who fell asleep, drink it while plugging his nostrils with the tissue.
Brad's bloodshot eyes shot open instantly and struggled to get up from the couch and started running in the direction of the kitchen.
"Use the bathroom in the hallway dumbass." I said tiredly with a sigh while sitting back down on the couch patiently with micheal who was still wondering what was going on. Hell I can't blame him in the least since I'll be the same way if I visit someone and find you in a robe with a past out naked drugged up white man on your kitchen floor.
Brad ran past the living room and towards the hallway bathroom while holding his mouth, sprinting at fast speeds as the ice pack fell out of his sweat pants and onto the floor, or more like michael's sweat pants.
I looked at michael and asked calmly "What brings you here."
"I was worried about you since I heard you were a suspect for 7 murders, it's truly tragic, what type of rich well off person will kill 7 innocent human beings who are just trying to make a living." Said michael while shaking his head with a sigh in disbelief.
I had a flabbergasted look on my face and wanted to laugh in his face so bad but held back while saying with a fake sigh "Yeah, what type of rich person would do such a terrible tragic, inhumane thing to 7 very Innocent, very, very poor souls."
"I agree, I think we should help the fbi agent find the culprit, there's no telling if the texas lavish killer will start harming children." Said michael with a cold look in his eyes, his hands balling into fists.
"What." I said very confusedly, not following what the fuck Is going on anymore.
Michael looked at me and said with a cold look in his eyes, his fists clenching tighter "I think we should help the fbi agent find the culprit, there's no tell…"
"Oh look there's bradster." I said while getting up from the couch and going over to brad with a smile, helping him over to the couch while pinching his neck, jolting him awake.
Michael stared at brad who sat down on the couch for a moment and asked confusedly "Have we met somewhere before."
"Huh. Oh I think it was at a the Illuminati underground party in Indonesia." Said brad tiredly while waving his hand for michael to run along with me somewhere so he could sleep.
Michael had a look of realization and said with a sudden disturbed look on his face "Oh. I see, I remember now, your that naked pole dancing man."
"Illuminati" I thought with a shocked look on my face, completely fading everything else into background noise as I wondered what the world was coming to. Hopefully it not resulting in my own death.
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THE END…