The Chronicles of Professor Bumblebottom's Extraordinary Expedition to the Land of Perfectly Imperfect Paradoxes
In the year of the backward-flying geese, Professor Horatio Bumblebottom III decided that Tuesday was the optimal day for discovering the undiscoverable. He adjusted his spectacles, which were made entirely of crystallized moonbeams and procrastination, and set forth from his cottage in the village of Whereabouts Unknown.
The professor's primary objective was to locate the legendary Library of Unwritten Books, a place rumored to exist simultaneously everywhere and nowhere, depending on whether you were looking for it on a Thursday. His traveling companion was a philosophically inclined penguin named Reginald, who had strong opinions about the texture of silence and refused to eat anything that wasn't precisely seventeen degrees Celsius.
