Emperor Rock gazes into the distance, looking out over Jiang Huai, unchanged through the ages.
"Hey hey hey, please make way, make way, don't stop on the main waterway, move forward, lots of people behind need space for the Water Spiders."
"Move forward, move forward, don't stop, is this your first time in Yixing? If you like riverside walks, head east, there's a reed walkway, don't worry, no leeches, mosquitoes, or Water Snakes, they've all been cleared out."
If you enjoy playing in the water, head north, there's a water bridge, people won't fall in if they step on it. Even if you do fall in, don't worry, there are River Dolphins around to save you, three taels of silver per rescue, and you can ride the River Dolphins to Jiangchuan to see the cloth shadow."
