"I swear on all that is holy, it was a freaking monster! And some guy I had never seen before fell from the sky and fought it with his bare hands! You have to believe me, these pictures were not edited, they are real, don't you have something that lets you know if I doctored them in any way?!"
"Listen, Horace… This is like… The hundredth time you've come barging into my office with supposed proof of the existence of monsters that would be created by the Black Moss… You need to understand that you aren't exactly a trustworthy source of information, and also… You sort of tend to imagine things and extrapolate into nonsensical territories"
"I know! I know! But this time? There is no way I imagined this, it was literally right in front of me, it called out to me!"
"And you actually came out?"
"Of course, how could I miss such an occasion?"
"That sounds like something you would do…"
