"I've missed you too" Lily smile back, if it wasn't for all those wands pointed at Harry, she would've got up and gave him a hug. She wanted to tell them all to put down their wands, but unlike Molly Weasley, she knew when shouting didn't work.
"Mr Potter, we need to talk about your actions" Dumbledore said "everyone put your wands down" Dumbledore ordered and the order reluctantly lowered their wands
"Oh good, now I don't have to hurt you all" Was all Harry got out before his mother, father, Sirius and Remus rushed over and pulled him into a hug.
"Forgive me for interrupting but we have important matters to discuss" Dumbledore said, effectively ruining the mood and causing the others to stop their hugging. "Mr Potter, I must confess, I am disappointed in your actions"
"I must confess, I don't really care." Harry replied "Don't" He added to Mrs Weasley who was about to get up and rant at him for his disrespect to the headmaster "I am not above paralysing your jaw to silence you. Stay still, keep quiet and shut your mouth."
"Harry, there is no need to be so rude" Dumbledore told him off "your actions of late have been worrying. You have been murdering..."
"Death eaters" Harry cut him off "also don't forget torturing and stealing from."
"Stealing?" James asked
"Rob from the rich and give to those they screw other, that's my motto" Harry smirked as he stepped forward to look at Dumbledore "now Dumbledore, how are you? I see you've recovered from our duel...or at least nearly recovered. You remember our duel? The one where I kicked your arse"
"Mr Potter" Dumbledore gritted out "you're behaviour as of late has been unacceptable. Attacking and murdering whoever you feel like"
"Oh yes, my heart bleeds for them" Harry said sarcastically before continuing in his normal voice "although in some cases, their hearts were actually bleeding"
"Is this a joke to you?!"
"No but you are" Harry replied "after all that's happened, you're still acting like I'm a small child you can guilt into behaving. Of course, with your age, we're all probably children to you. Then again, with my brains, you're an idiot to me"
"Why are you doing this?" Dumbledore asked while supressing his anger at Harry's words
"Because I have a lot of enemies and I decided to off the worst one first" Harry smiled "you see, I'm not in the mood for a long and drawn out war. I'm going to put the fear of me in those death eaters, then once that's done I'm going to take my time with him. I'm going to make him suffer. Now, I'm here because I wanted to warn you all. Stay out of my way and you won't get hurt, jump in front of me and my target and then you only have yourself to blame for what happens to you."
"Mr Potter, can't you see that there are better ways than this?" Dumbledore sighed
"Maybe...but not as fun." Harry grinned "I'll be off now"
"Wait Mr Potter" Dumbledore stood up and removed his wand "I cannot let you leave"
"Yes you can" Harry smiled sweetly at him "after all, you may be chief warlock but you are in no position to make arrests. A few of the order members here, they do, or at least the auror ones do. Though, should they attempt to arrest me I may accidently let slip that they are part of a certain illegal organisation? Besides, you really think you can stop me?"
"Yes, I do" Dumbledore answered, as confident as he could make himself sound. Apparently he had forgotten or was ignoring the fact that Harry beat both Voldemort and himself. Unfortunately for him, the rest of the order didn't share the same confidence. The Potters and friends were restraining laughter at the faces of some of the order, most of whom looked like they were wishing Dumbledore doesn't talk them into something they can't get out of alive.
"You really think I came all this way and right into this meeting without an escape plan?" Harry looked undeniably amused
"What escape plan?" Dumbledore narrowed his eyes
"Well, I have about five escape plans, which one would you like to know about?" Harry smiled as he took a step back "Now, I will show you the most advanced escape plan ever seen" Everyone in the room tensed, what would his escape plan be? Would it involve them ending up in pain? Or dead?
"And what is that?" Moody asked
"VOLDEMORT!" Harry screamed and pointed behind Dumbledore. Everyone turned and drew their wands when they heard the sound of laughter and a door shutting echoed throughout the room
"I can't believe you all fell for that" James said with disbelief at the order members
"I can, they suck!" Harry's voice said just before the sound of running took over.
"Lily, James, you need to get him under control!" Dumbledore said to the parents of his biggest annoyance
"Sure, we'll just go and do that shall we?" Lily rolled her eyes
"Don't show such disrespect to the headmaster!" Mrs Weasley apparently thought it was safe to start shouting again as the threat of Harry Potter had left the room
"Do not talk to me like that" Lily glared at the older woman
"Or what?" Molly challenged her as she put her hands on her hips
"Or I'll remind you that my son knows where you live and he doesn't take too kindly to people upsetting his mother" James joined his wife in glaring at the older woman who was currently gapping and paling in shock
"I think it'd best we be off" Remus said as he and Sirius began pulling James and Lily out of the room
"By the way, shut your mouth" Lily said just as they were leaving "it looks empty without a cock inside it" Unfortunately her words only caused Molly's jaw to drop even more
"And we are gone!" Remus's voice said before the sound of apparating was heard.
"Now that you mention it" Tonks said to herself as she looked towards Mrs Weasley.
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