"179…HAH…180…HAH…181...182…183…184…185…186…HAH…187…188…189…190…191…GAHH…192…193…194…195…196…197…198…GAHH…T…TWO MORE…199…200…FUCK." I said stutteringly loudly while falling to the floor on my back with my ripped muscular body moving up and down from each inhale I took and drenched in full sweat from my intense workout.
I put my arms in the air and looked at the protruding veins on the both of them and clenched my fists tightly while thinking with a serious look on my face "My workout routine sure is proving useful, I even reached 200 this time on everything, yes I mean everything since I'm not picky with what my I try and I get that your still confused, I'm referring to cardio exercises like push-ups, squats, running and other stuff that is considered cardio and and I also do weight lifting to balance it out, I keep a tight daily routine to do 200 of each and now that I've reached my goal I can increase it too 300"
"I hope I haven't become a workout addict" I thought with a sigh while lifting my waist up a little with my veiny muscled legs pulled back and hopped back onto my feet and started stretching a little, only to look down at my six pack and smile at the body I had perfected, technically the former owner perfected it but he of course fucked himself over so I just did what needed to be done as we all know, just like I had to get my motherfucking teeth fixed because of the dipshit of a former owner, which kinda makes me glad, but also feel a little bad since he obviously didn't have the opportunities and cheats that I have now and a little glad since I can of course live again.
I sighed and stopped stretching, only to sigh again from the former owner's stupidity because in my opinion he didn't even need to turn to drugs and bitch and complain about not having any talent in music or anything else because he did have one, he was talented in sex, yes I said sex, he had the full package become a top tier porn star in the porn industry and could've made good money while going all in on the women so I hardly see where the problem lies and often wonderd where his brain cells ran off too because it sure seems like they needed readjustments and the circuits. Rewiring.
[DING!]
"Huh…the fuck." I said with surprise while looking at both of the status screens that suddenly appeared in front of me out of nowhere, this being like the fourth time this has happened since I transmigrated.
[Conndition: Kill the cheating gold digger and become enlightened]
[Calculating….]
[Calculating….]
[Calculating….]
[Calculating….]
[Calculating….]
[DING!]
[Condition kill the cheating gold digger and become enlightened has has been met]
[DING!]
[You have obtained perk: Insight]
"Insight, uhh…nice I guess but what dose it even do, is it something like appraisal in anime or something." I said with obvious confusion being plastered all over my face as I summoned and looked at my own status screen.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Amenadiel Elias Jackson]
[Celebrity rank: A]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 28]
[Health: Hyperspermia]
[Titles: King of R&B]
[Perks: [Luther Vandross Talents], [Perfect Pitch], [Hyperthymesia], [Perfect Health]
[Skills: [Bartending: Master] [Sex: Master], [Stragetic Thinking: Master], [Taekwondo: Grandmaster], [Wing Chun: Master], [Pianist: Master], [Dancing: Master]
[Storage: [Money: 977,657,191], [Pistol], [GA: 16], [TA: 5], [AMA: 10], [VMA: 5], [PCA: 32]
I rubbed my chin while looking over my status window, only to look at my living room table and make go up to it, intending to pour myself something to drink and glanced up again and jumped a little while putting my hand on my chest "Fuck, yall scared the shit out of me, what are you all some stalkers and what's with the faces."
I stared at unknown entities and thought "Is this the fourth wall, did I break the fourth wall."
(Author: Fuck, not you too, your just like your predecessor crystalline, stay within your world you dumbass and stop meddling with our things beyond yo….ARGH."
(*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*)
(*Boom*)
(Crystalline: Shut the fuck up you featureless
little shit and didn't I kill you already so how are you still alive and creating more stories for those readers to read, what a sad excuse of a existence, I'll just get rid of your body again, and since you seem to love staying alive I'll just keep getting rid of you)
"The fuck, who's voice is this, I feel a little slow and stupid right now for some reason." I said with a confused look on my face while glancing at the newly named readers again who had a are you fucking serious look on their faces.
(Crystalline: Nothing to see here amenadiel, just passing through and you might want to keep breaking the fourth wall you little stud, hell you might even meet me officially one day who kno…hmm…FUCK, THAT DAMN DONALD TRUMP LOOKING LITTLE SHIT ESCAPED AGAIN, why am I yelling again, never mind I'll just go look into tae daehyun's universe, peace out amenadiel and congratulations on getting a bbw wife in the future hahaha, makes me jealous, fuck I haven't been active in awhile I think I'll just stab the author a couple times to release some stress from my life being on pause because of this cuckoo of a author)
I said absolutely nothing while glancing at the reader's again who had a huge stupid grin on their faces, making my mouth twitch a little and thought "Their crazy as shit and is this crystalline, I wonder what she's experienced in her world, anyways it looks like she left so I'll just continue with what I was doi…"
(Crystalline: Ohhh…shit I meant in a couple of seconds my bad bro, but you can continue with what you were doing, peace out you stud)
I caught myself before I slipped and looked back at the readers and clicked my teeth and said with anger "Tch…damn annoying shits, I hope yall won't start meddling with my life and don't look at my money in my storage with that greedy look you dip shits, I didn't use my personal money to acquire those places that I bought last week before fleeing to new york, my manager pulled some strings at cbs and used their connections and credit lines to handle the purchases, then funneled all the cash straight to me. So yeah, it's all mine now—no risk, no sweat, and definitely none of my millions spent. So quit drooling and staring you creepin' ass niggas"
I sighed with my eyes closed for a moment and opened them again and looked back at absolutely nothing but a huge flat screen tv and thought while looking around quickly "What the…they disappeared or was it just my imagination"
"Anyways, I wonder what Insight dose" I thought while rubbing my chin with my left hand and clicking on my insight perk on my status screen with my right one.
[DING!]
[Insight: By having the perk insight you will be able to check the status's of others and things and tell if a person is lying or telling the truth but be warned that this is not omniscient]
*BOOOM*
"OUCH…FUCKING DOOR." Said a woman's voice loudly out of nowhere with a very distinct accent.
I immediately whipped my head around towards the direction of the front door and slowly made my way towards it with my right hand behind my back, my pistol appearing in it and as I arrived at the corner towards the front door with my back pressed firmly against the wall I peeked around the corner while readying the pistol.
*CLICK*
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THE END…