"Are you serious." I said while opening my eyes again and sighing for the millionth time which is crazy since I've never sighed this much in my entire first life.
I slowly tried to get up from the hospital bed only to hiss in pain and slowly lay back down while holding my side with my fucked up rotten teeth gritted.
"FUCK." I said loudly in pain while taking deep breaths to calm myself down, not knowing why I even tried to get up in the first place since it was a bad idea especially after my accident.
I sighed and grabbed the tv remote from the night stand next to me and turned on the old school tv and saw that nothing good was on and just kept changing the channel to pass the time while sighing again and just started humming which sounded pleasant since there's no telling how long it will take for me to get better.
TIMESKIP: A month later.
I was currently staring out the window while washing my body with a sponge and thought with a sigh "Well I'm not heading back to the hood so rachel is gonna have to wait to get her money since I don't want to end up in the hospital again and now I have to pay my hospi.....wait do I have Medicaid"
I suddenly smiled and put the sponge back into the bucket full of soap and hot water and walked over to the chair that has my clothes on it and grabbed my wallet out of my pants, pocket and looked inside of it and went through the cards and found it and smiled in relief that I can save some money and luckily the hospital I'm in accepts medicaid since not all hospitals do.
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*
"Mr jackson are you done." Asked a female nurse from outside the room.
"Yes." I said while putting my wallet back into my pants pocket and started putting my clothes on.
The nurse opened the door and walked in and seas me putting my boxer's on and caught a glimpse of my manhood and blushed while biting her bottom lip but quickly came back to her senses and thought with a sigh "I need to stay focused I'm married with 3 kids and not at that age anymore where i can do what I want"
I pulled up my pants and put my belt on while looking at the mature latina nurse who was spaced out and asked "Do you need help."
The nurse snapped back to reality and said with a nervous laugh "Haha, no but thank you for asking though."
The nurse went up to the buck full of soap and water and grabbed it and went to the bathroom that doesn't have a shower in it and dumped it into the sink and left the room swiftly while taking occasional glances back at me.
"She's definitely pent up" I thought while chuckling and shaking my head since I'm obviously not a virgin or dense and know when a woman is horny.
I grabbed my shirt off the chair and put it on, not intending to take my bandages around my waist off just yet and left the room to go pay my hospital bill.
TIMESKIP: A couple minutes later.
I was currently standing outside the hospital, looking around because I'm not in the hood anymore, but on the average side of town where your not to rich or to poor.
"I better not get into another accident and then end up on the rich side of town because that's what life seems like it's trying to do to me" I thought to myself while heading in a random direction of the former owner's apartment in his memories that his ex is staying in which is about to change because when I first transmigrated I said that he didn't have anything which is basically true because some things were stolen.
As I was heading down the street in the direction of my apartment I started thinking up ideas on how to pay off my debts which is currently my main priority but the easiest idea I can think of is to take advantage of the lax security during this time which is a good thing for me at least to rob some stores since that's the fastest way I can think of to get some more money to pay off my debts at the moment.
While I was to busy being lost in thought I arrived at the apartment building that was surprisingly close to the hospital and walked into the building and went up the stairs to the apartment number in my memories.
As I arrived at the door of my stolen apartment I started banging on it.
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
"Who is it." Asked a woman's voice from inside the apartment.
"Your ex now open the door before I bust this shit open." I said, not bullshiting at all since this is basically my apartment, she just kicked me out of it for another man, yes you heard right this is one of the reasons by what I meant by how sad the former owner's life was and by the way her name is sophia kumar and you may be wondering why I didn't go to one of my home boys house well it's because I'm not gonna stay the night with a man, just thinking about it makes me gag and plus why do so when I already have a place that is in my name.
The door opend, revealing a beautiful 5'2 light skinned biracial woman with a diamond shaped face, hazel eyes,curly jet black wet hair with a towel wrapped around her slender body.
"Move." I said while shoving her out the way, which made her slip and fall to the floor with the towel coming loose revealing her nice slender, petite body.
*Boom*
"T...WH...WHO SAID YOU COULD COME IN." Said sophia stutteringly screaming at the top of her lungs, finally finding some words to spew out.
I looked at her while sitting on the living room couch and taking my shoes off and propping my feet on the table and said calmly "It's my house your just fucking another nigga inside of it when it's in my name so he basically got sloppy seconds since I took your virginity."
Sophia's face was so pissed and grabbed the towel and wrapped It back around her body while closing and locking the front door and said "Fine you can stay here but d..."
"I don't give a fuck about what you want and don't want it's my house you cheap bitch, either you abide by my rules in my house or go find you another nigga to live with or a rich man to suck his dick for some cash since your good at that anyway." I said cutting her off instantly while mentally summoning my status screen.
Sophia's face was so pissed, but kept taking slow deep breaths to calm herself down while going to basically my room to change her clothes.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Amenadiel Elias Jackson]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 20]
[Health: [Hyperandrogenism], [Hyperspermia], [Polyorchidism], [Scrotal Laxity]
[Perks: [Sam Cooke's Talents], [Perfect Pitch]
[Skills: Sex: Intermediate]
[Storage: [Cocaine Bags: 2], [Money: 6,214]
I looked over my status screen while stroking my beard and thought while glancing back at my health "What is polyorchidism and scrotal laxity, I mean I know what hyperandrogenism is, but not these other two conditions"
I sighed softly while rubbing both of my calloused hands over my face and glanced back at my status screen and clicked on the condition called scrotal laxity.
[DING!]
[Scrotal Laxity: Scrotal laxity, also known as a sagging scrotum, is the condition of the scrotum becoming loose and sagging, which can be a natural part of aging or caused by other factors. While it's often harmless, it can lead to embarrassment, discomfort, and psychological distress, and surgical or nonsurgical options may be available for treatment, but please do not be alarmed since this condition is not harmful and dose not cause harm to you]
"Uhh…ok anyways what is the other one." I said with a confused look on my face since most men are saggy down their, especially from aging.
I sighed and clicked on the condition called polyorchidism.
[DING!]
[Polyorchidism: Polyorchidism is a rare condition where a person has more than two testicles. It is a congenital anomaly, meaning it is present from birth and the the exact cause of polyorchidism is unknown, but it is believed to be related to an error in the development of the reproductive system during the embryonic stage and most people with polyorchidism do not have any symptoms. However, in some cases, the extra testicle may cause: Pain or discomfort in the scrotum, testicular torsion (twisting of the testicle), and Infertility, but please do not be alarmed since this condition is harmful and dose not cause harm to you]
"WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK." I said screaming at the top of my lungs while undoing the zipper of my pants and pulled out my cock and started examining it, to be more specific my jewels to be exact and and saw 4 big boys or testicals in the system and medical terms.
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
"SHUT THE HELL UP, PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLE…." Said sophia banging and screaming loudly from inside my room.
"IT'S MY HOUSE." I said loudly instantly, which made her go quiet instantly, and me snicker while pulling down my pants, along with my boxers fully and threw it on the floor while taking my shirt off and threw it on the floor too and propoed both of my feet back up on the table with a smile starting to appear on my face.
"Yep, I guess I'll just have to rob some banks unless I get lucky to get my hands on some clean money" I thought while dismissing all the status screens and grabbing the tv remote and opening a bag of blue dorito chips that was next to me on the couch and likely sophia's, but didn't care and just enjoyed my apartment while putting on a movie and munching on the chips with a wide smile on my face.
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THE END...