"No need to report, His Majesty is still waiting, we should speed up... Hmm? Why are there flames shooting up from Jade Cloud Mountain? Could there be an assassin attempting regicide?"
"Uh, that's where His Majesty's Imperial Carriage crashed. The anti-gravity engine just stopped unexpectedly. Fortunately, His Majesty wasn't flying high while sightseeing. Thanks to the sacrificial protection of the Crimson Blood Shadow Guard from the Inner Court Bureau, His Majesty only got a slight scratch at worst."
"What nonsense are you speaking! This clearly shows His Majesty's immense fortune, blessed by Lord Cloud Mist. It signifies the virtue of our Emperor..."
"Chirp Chirp Chirp"
The One-Eyed Star Crow under the Supervisor of Heavenly Observations echoed a sycophantic cry, agreeing with what the lord said!
Meanwhile, while chaos ensued on the Land of the Far East, the "Celestial Ally" mentioned by the Supervisor of Heavenly Observations had already descended into utter chaos.
