"Anyway.Where is this Roku guy, huh?!" Noysd shouted, slamming his fist down.
"Already in the seventh floor of hell," Prime replied calmly.
"Well, I can't go there… tch… Anyway, what do you want from me? You gave me this info, so spit it out," Noysd said, still visibly angry, disappointed, and somehow... confused.
"Well, you see," Prime began ominously, "to combat the yanderes, I've created a new system to help fend them off—or better yet, tame them."
Noysd began spinning his finger in circles like a discount wizard. "And what exactly is this system you're talking about?"
"Don't worry, it's nothing dangerous," Prime said with a nonchalant wave.
"Okay…" Noysd sighed, clearly not okay.
"This system helps you catch yanderes or tame them. It also works on other dere types, but it's not as effective," Prime explained with a grin that screamed trust me, I swear this isn't a scam. "So... do you take it?"
"Sure. What choice do I even have?" Noysd replied, scratching the back of his head like a protagonist with no agency.
"Yay! Swallow this pill and you'll be transported to the world where I may have made some catastrophic mistakes." A magic circle appeared under Prime, glowing with eldritch words probably stolen from an abandoned Dungeons & Dragons campaign. He placed his hand into the middle of the circle and—pop!—a pill appeared out of thin air like it was delivered by Amazon Prime.
"Alright, but first let me check my status window. [Status]!"
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[Name: Haruka Hinata (Noysd Walker)]
Age: 10 Billion
Race: Human (50%) / Unknown (50%)
Stats:
STR: EXXX
SPD: EXXX-
INT: 320 (Translation: Big Brain)
DUR: EXX+
WIS: A-
CHA: A- (Above average, just enough to survive a dating sim)
Status:somewhat horny
Skill <
Inventory <
Menu <
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"Okay, done. Give me the damn pill."
Noysd snatched it and swallowed without hesitation—like a man who's taken way worse things from way shadier people.
"See you next time, Noysd!" Prime waved as Noysd's vision faded, and he felt like he was sinking deep into the ocean—or maybe just into plot relevance.
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(Somewhere... probably important)
"Damn, that really hurt," Noysd groaned as he stood up.
Noysd now appeared as a young man with a fit body and an above-average face. He stood about 5'11" tall, with curly-yet-suspiciously-organized black hair and piercing grey eyes with cat-like pupils. He wore a grey cloak over a white t-shirt that boldly read, "I have two hens," paired with blue jeans and black boots.
"Why did you finally give me an appearance description? Whatever... Status."
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[Name: Haruka Hinata]
Age: ???
Race: Human (50%) / Unknown (50%)
Stats:
STR: EXXX
SPD: EXXX-
INT: 320 (Still galaxy-brained)
DUR: EXX+
WIS: A-
CHA: A-
Status:still somewhat horny
Gacha (NEW!!) <
Summons (NEW!!) <
Inventory <
Menu <
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"Well, there's the Gacha and Summon options... but where's the thing for taming them?" Noysd asked, squinting at his menu like an old man trying to set a microwave.
"There isn't one," Prime answered from the clouds like a smug narrator.
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you know reader each day i'm thinking....did i write a good novel?
"nope"javier and lihoo said at the same time
Good enough,what sup with you guys?
"will replace us with a.i?"javier ask with a curious look
No
"no?really?"javier ask
Well duh i'm a human not a robot i still need friends
"ahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahah"what was i worrying about huh?"Javier burst out laughing
"yeah"lihoo said as he put his hand on javier left shoulder
Weird,anywho byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee readers
TO BE CONTINUED