There were quite a lot of documents today. Zhou Xian and Chu Ji, both bachelors with nothing much to do after work, decided to stay in the office.
Coincidentally, Chu Ji had something he wanted to discuss with Zhou Xian, so he went up to him. Mid-conversation, they both sneezed at the same time.
"Who's cursing you?" they both asked simultaneously.
"Someone must be thinking about me," they replied in perfect sync once again.
Chu Ji suddenly thought of something and casually draped an arm around Zhou Xian's shoulder: "How about we just become a couple?"
"Get lost! I like women, women!" Zhou Xian swatted Chu Ji's arm away like it was a contagious virus. "Warning: keep a one-meter distance from me."
Women are soft when you hug them, and they smell good too. Why on earth would he want to hug a man?
Thinking about Chu Ji's body covered in hair made Zhou Xian nauseous.
"No way, I'm going to throw up." He dashed to the restroom.
