"Okay, Sword Embryo."
"..." Sword maid.
Fanli squatted down and began sharpening his axe with a large whetstone.
"Hey, big guy, why haven't you thought about getting a wife?"
"Never thought about it."
"Why not?"
"Women, troublesome."
"There are women who aren't troublesome, you know. Look at Mr. Feng, and the lady from Mr. Bei's household, they seem very virtuous."
Fanli frowned at that.
"What kind do you like? Tell me, I'll help you find one," said the sword maid eagerly.
Fanli replied, "Big hips, big chest, big body."
The sword maid glanced down at herself and said,
"They're plentiful in the pigsty."
Fanli grinned and laughed.
"Didn't expect you to be so superficial. You men, not a single good one among you."
"True." Fanli wholeheartedly agreed.
"I want some candied hawthorn."
"Alright."
"I want He Chunlai's candied hawthorn."
"Alright."
Fanli put down the axe, lifted the sword maid up, and let her sit on his shoulder.
The big and small pair went out the door.
