"Breaking news, breaking news! Spilt Water Can't Be Regained is facing off against God Race NPCs! Who will have the last laugh? Let's wait and see!"
"Luckily, it doesn't clash with the hunting event, otherwise, it would be a tough decision!"
"I think that NPC is in trouble. Back then, not even hundreds of thousands of troops could conquer that territory, and now a mere hundred thousand ragtag soldiers can't stop Spilt Water Can't Be Regained!"
"Darn it, if only I could trigger a system penalty, even if I fail, at least it'd be gloriously notorious!"
"Diagnosed: the guy above isn't too well."
"I'm the black man, here to carry the coffin, line up, one at a time, one coffin per trip!"
"Black brother, when did you switch from toothpaste business to the dead-man trade?"
"No choice, the industry is bleak, live trades aren't profitable, and at least the dead don't haggle."
"..."
