"I slept for what felt like days the rest very much needed as I dreamed of sheeps and chicken and watermelon along with being harassed by sys? Wait a minute!".
[Wake up wake up wakey little birdy! You got a forest to deforest]
Just give me ten more minutes please I beg of you!"I wanted to crawl back into the depth of slumber like a office worker deprived of basic necessities but sys wasn't having it like the cuck he was".
[No rest for the wicked now get up off your ass!]
Fine!"I slowly got up shaking the grogginess off and coming face to face with the enderman still their looking at me menacingly"why is he still there?
[Because your the boss now rejoice!]
Ok?.....speaking of boss what the hell was that back there I almost died!"she yelled out getting a look from the enderman, but that wasn't the concern what was, was how these bosses work because if that was the first heart of ender fragment she nearly died fighting just to get than she don't want to know how powerful the final one will be!".
[Oh! With the boss you just fought simple you see each is themed to one or more aspect of the fragments and when they are beaten you can absorbed their fragments but make no mistake the next one is stronger than the last and will even have different appearances.
Unlike a certain game that only has 2 bosses one of which got reused 4 times, anyway your biggest advantage is that they're capped at 100 HP and with each fragment absorbed you gain new abilities and titles]
Questionable response but speaking of which let me check my status"pulling up my status now felt natural like a subconscious response adding another note to my quick adaption in this new life".
{Name: Ren
Lv 4: 16/20 exp
Race: Ender dragon
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Evolution stage: 0
Title: One of a kind, Void traveler, otherworlder, Host of ender
Host of ender new!:You have become the host of the heart of ender rejoice!
Scale durability: 75/75
Hp: 330/330
Sta: 1020/1020
Atk: 30
Agility: 83
Defense: 15
Vitality: 23
Attribute points: 20
Status aliment:Mental corruption 10% warning if 100% is reached risk of severe mental damage is imminent.
Skills:
Ender dragon breath lv 3: unleash purple particle breath onto the enemy doing 28 DMG and 7 per second the longer they stay around the area your breath strucked, cost 20 STA per use.
Non-lore accurate stamina lv 1: while you don't have unlimited stamina like the OG ender dragon your no push over either, gain 30 sta every time you level up, cost none.
Minecraftian physique lv max: due to your origins you don't take damage like normal, injuries that would kill a normal creature have little effect on you, cost none.
Note: decapitation is still fatal so be careful.
Till the end lv 1: for 20 seconds you risk it all gaining a 20% DMG reduction and all of your stats will be buffed by 100 with the draw back of being left with 0 STA and 1 HP, cost 500 STA per 10 days.
Void overload lv 1: by absorbing the void and overloading your body with it you can create a blast that spans 100ft depending on how close the target is you'll do between 150-280 DMG, cost 100 HP and 200 STA per use.
Side effect: leaves a x2 damage multiplier on one or more enemy lasting for 22 seconds.
Note: beware of environmental destruction and internal corruption this skill will cause.
Void rift lv 1: create a rift from one place to another for quick travel, range is 300ft increases with level ups and the rifts last for 30 seconds, cost 80 STA per use.
Side effect: failing to open a rift or cancelling it before it's created will create a small explosion dealing 35 DMG to nearby things.
Note: if the portal closes and a object is caught in it, it will be sliced in have.
Mini map lv 1: allows the user to see where objectives are via location marks it also possess a zoom feature, unable to see unexplored areas and threats, cost none}
Claws lv 4: does damage equal to your attack while inflicting bleed that does 35 DMG per 10 seconds.
Flight lv 2: Grants the ability to fly at speeds of 52mph, cost 5 STA per minute.
Heart of ender fragment potential 1%
Minor flora control lv 1: Allows for the control of plant life, cost 10 STA per second.
Minor fauna control lv 1: Allows for the control of animal life depending on the level, cost 20 per use.
Note: Animal life can resist and break free of this skill depending on your level.
Resistances:
debuff resistance lv 1: debuffs have a 10% reduction and duration.
Greater mental resistance lv 1: have a 56% reduction and duration of mental attacks and invasions.
Elemental resistance lv 1: elemental attacks have a 28% reduction in damage.
Perks: none}
Well that's not fucking good! Is there no way I can reverse that?"having to deal with potential mind scrambling would be very bad, God forbid if it makes him a Karen!".
[Well yeah either complete the heart or get access to a item that can decrease or stall it but as long as you don't overuse skills with risk of corruption than your good]
That's good I guess? Now tell me what the hell does the heart of ender fragment potential 1% mean?
[It means that just because you got the fragment doesn't mean it easy sailing quite the opposite, if you want more skills you'll need to increase the potential by using the skills it gives you but don't think you can just grind and reach 100%, since you only have one fragment your capped at 10%]
Your being surprisingly helpful I honestly thought you make this miserable?"is sys finally going to stop being a pain in my ass because if so than that would be a wonderful thing, no more offensive jokes".
[It's my job as your system to help you but don't you think I'm letting you off the hook yet you still have a sandwich to make me!]
I didn't forget you don't gotta remind me every damn second"ignoring sys I looked to see the evolution requirements if I know what I need to evolve then I won't be wandering around with a stick up my ass".
{Evolution requirements:
0/5000 exp
Heart of ender fragment: 1/1
Lv 5}
Why haven't I seen something like this in my status?
[Because you didn't ask or look further dummy!]
All I saw was my status explain that..."I looked into my status becoming dumbstruck as I saw a tab clicking on it the evolution screen was shown" god damnit.
[Told you so]
Cram it, how do I get exp for it....wait don't answer I'll do it myself!"I said shutting sys up before he had the chance to talk, now let's see".
{Evolution requirements:
1/5000 exp
Heart of ender fragment: 1/1
Lv 5}
See I'm not solely dependent on you I can manage just fine.
[I guess so, now what do you plan on doing next]
Simple....nothing"I flopped back down to the ground and closed my eyes".
[what! No don't go back to sleep what about the enderman!? You can't leave it unintended now can you, don't forget you also have this area to yourself you get to explore tell me have you bothered seeing what else you can do]
I really don't want to but guess you're right but I'm not throwing myself back into the fray yet, I'm taking it easy for now"she got back up looking over to where the enderman was it seemed to be near one of the ender trees standing and unmoving, how strange is it brainless or what?".
Uhm come here?"upon hearing her words it teleported to where ren was, she was at a lost of words on what to do next, Ren at first thought getting enderman on her side would be hard but here she was with one at her command and many more that would soon follow all at the low price of getting her ass beat by the tutorial boss, so what would someone in her situation do?
Build a house.... "....." Simple as that.
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To build a house?"such words could only be ushered by someone with confidence at their ability to build or idiocy thinking they can build something that won't look like a dick!, I stood in front of the tree near the clearing this one was big and would provide a good amount of wood assuming it functions under minecraft properties if not then I'll have a lot of cutting to do, I swiped with my claws leaving deep gouges in the wood and causing the tree to fall over in one fell swoop.
It layed on the ground as I walked over to it, examining the wood I didn't see anything new such as it turning into floating blocks but I had a idea I got from a minecraft fanfic I read years ago, I place my paw? On it and to my glee a prompt popped up".
{Would you like to add endorohs tree to your inventory y/n}
Wait I had a inventory since when?
[Since always]
I...fuck it I'm ok with this now what else can I do?"I mentally clicked yes and looked into my status and found my inventory in another tab going into it, it was similar to the minecraft one but the only differences was there being a 3 by 3 byproduct slot and 40 inventory slots and the tree was taking one of the slots, I treated it like how I treat my skills mentally moving it into the 2 by 2 crafting table turning it into purple 32 planks of wood and the byproduct slot giving me 1 sapling and 20 leaves".
{New recipe unlocked endorohs tree planks}
Now this is truly wonderful with this it'll make things a billion times easy I can see the house coming together tho given my size I'll need to make it bigger and more scaled up for me.
[Oh we got a little architect over here, I noticed you talk aloud a lot even tho I can read your mind at least your considerate]
I'll take it as a compliment now come here uhhhh what do I call him?"I said to sys as the enderman heard my call awaiting further orders".
[Anything original that doesn't have end in it like endy the enderman]
"Aye it fits the theme not my fault you can't understand my thought process!".
[Isn't that because you think of retarded shit like if women had dicks would they be less bitches or why does it burn when I pee]
"We don't talk about that!"I guess I'll call you axol the enderman, let this name be heard far and wide let everyone come to fear it as they dread your arrival like the worms they are!"upon uttering those words another prompt showed up".
{Enderman renamed to axol would you like to add to your party? Y/n}
Ooh that's new yeah why not it be a waste if I didn't given their usefulness, let's see what else I can make"I spent the next several minutes fucking around with my inventory and crafting up a bunch of shit in no time I was as giddy as a toddler, why wouldn't she...this is the type of shit certain people enjoy, the feeling of freedom it brings as they get to do what they want".
{Quest complete: Starting from the bottom.
Rewards:50 exp}
I got a quest from that how come I didn't know?
[You was to busy screwing around with your environment to notice, speaking of which here's another one]
{Quest: Build a house.
Rewards: 40 exp, 2 attribute points
Be like elsa
Build a house
Don't elaborate
Leave}
Umm ok that's questionable? I was gonna try building a house anyway but first I need axol help" Ren looked over to see his first party member still cutting down trees with the wood axe ren made, despite the axe being wood they were making fucking progress like holy shit axol would put any lumber jack to shame with how quickly he was chopping, converting and teleporting trees given the growing pile of wood planks beside ren eventually the axe will need to be replaced with a upgrade, as for how he's able to turn the tree into planks is because the axe ren gave him carries over some of the properties from her system".
Oh axol if you would be a dear and lend me a hand with constructing this house"he stopped what he was doing and was by my side in no time never questioning his role, I began putting a plan together on what I wanted the place to look like and got to work using axol teleportation powers to make transportation and placement easier but I wasn't sitting idle looking crossed eyed, I helped too ensuring everything was in place".
3 hours later....Tk is a jerk
We did it!
{Quest complete: Build a house.
Rewards: 40 exp, 2 attribute points
Be like elsa
Build a house
Don't elaborate
Leave}
[Nice job I must say your artistry is of such taste]
Why thank you we did our best tho we should've used more than wood?!
[I do have one question why is it flaccid?]
What da fuck do you mean by that?!"looked towards the house recoiling in horror as I went to cover axol eyes shielding him from the monster we made!"what but how that's not possible! It's supposed to be a TOWER.
[I gotta admit I wasn't expecting a purple flaccid dick as a house but if you squint hard enough it becomes a tower....if you exclude the balls and tip so I give you that.
But hey at least you can use this as a flex for what you use to have]
Screw you, you sentient flat screen!
[Harsh words coming from a lizard with wings!]
Why YOU!
{Quest: Survive the forest lords assault.
Rewards: 100 exp, 2 attribute points, potion of strength.
The boss was just the beginning prepare thy self for the forest reckoning!}
Let me rest!
[And so the plot thickens how wonderful!]