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When Superintendent Bai showed his confusion, it wasn't because there was a problem with him. Instead, he felt there was something very wrong with Zhang Beixing.
"What the hell? Repeat your ID for me," Superintendent Bai demanded, turning to Zhang Beixing with an utterly bewildered expression, wondering if he'd misheard.
"I said my ID is 'Shishi Quality Single Male/185/18'," Zhang Beixing repeated, uttering the incredibly bizarre username.
Instantly, Superintendent Bai's face took on an expression like an old man utterly baffled by a smartphone. Looking at Zhang Beixing, he suddenly, for some unknown reason, felt the urge to whip out his handcuffs and arrest him.
This kid... 'Quality Single Male,' huh? Think you're throwing some kind of wild, exclusive party here, do you?!
"Change that username, then we'll talk," Superintendent Bai said. "We're the Shishi Police Department, representing the authorities. While we can be a bit playful, your username is somewhat..."
