I died a virgin.
And the worst part? It wasn't heroic. I didn't save anyone. I didn't fight a monster.
I choked on a cheap taco from the street corner.
It wasn't even al pastor. It was soy.
When I opened my eyes, I was in a place so white and bright it felt like I was inside a giant lightbulb.
Standing in front of me was… well, I wasn't sure. Man? Woman? Something in between?
White wings. Flowing robe. Silver hair. A face so perfect it almost hurt to look at.
"Tom Jefferson," the angel said, flipping through a golden file. "Boring life. Average grades. Zero achievements… wow, not even a kiss in thirty years. That's depressing."
"Thanks for reminding me."
"I'll grant you one wish. Out of pity."
One wish. Anything. The classic isekai moment.
Naturally, my brain decided to ruin it.
"I want to sleep with you."
The angel looked at me like someone looking at a wet dog.
Then they sighed, took off their robe, and…
Then she sighed, took off her robe, and got bare naked in front of me. Its the very first time I see a naked woman in real life, and this one has angelical proportion, perfect boobs and butt, no fat on her abdomen and a truly angelical face.
"Where is your dick, Tom?" Said the angel
"W-what?" I said.
"I can see that you are aroused, but where is your dick?" She repeated.
"It's... in my pants." I said, and the angel looked down.
"What are those?" She said, pointing to my pants.
"Those are... the pants." I answered.
"Why are they... tenting?" Asked the angel.
"Because... there is something... growing inside." I said.
"Show me, then." She ordered, and I took a deep breath and unzipped my fly.
A white and massive 6 cm dick was then visible. "I am very proud of what i achieved" I said while looking proudly at my dick.
"I see, you are proud of that" Said the angel while stroking my dick. "Is this the thing you are supposed to put inside me?" Asked the angel, and I nodded, while drooling.
"Then get ready." Said the angel, before getting on top of me and inserting my dick in her.
"Oh... it feels warm inside" Said the angel while moving up and down. I was holding the angel by her ass while thrusting my dick into her pussy. I started kissing her boobs, and licking them, while the angel moaned in a very exaggerated way.
After around one minute of very wild sex, I finally finished, feeling completely exhausted.
"Did you finish?" Said the angel. "That was very fast, i was expecting more."
"I died a virgin..." I answered.
"Well, i guess it can't be helped" Said the angel.
A few minutes later, the angel was adjusting her belt like nothing happened.
"Okay. That was a favor. Now tell me your real wish."
I don't know why, but my mind went straight to her.
Golden hair. Mischievous smile. Pointy ears. My favorite character from Mushoku Tensei. The queen of scandal, the goddess of seduction: Elinalise Dragonroad.
"I want to be her," I said without hesitation.
The angel blinked.
"You want to be a female elf… nymphomaniac?"
"Exactly."
"I mean… I don't judge. Well, maybe a little. Fine. But condition: you let me tag along. I need a vacation."
I nodded. Who says no to a vacationing angel?
A snap of fingers. A burst of light.
Suddenly, the world felt heavier… in the chest.
I looked down.
"Oh. Oh. Oh my God."
"Happy now?" the angel asked.
"Happier than I ever thought possible."
We appeared in the middle of a forest. The air was fresh, the sunlight warm.
The angel was already lying on the grass, sunglasses on, sipping some drink they pulled from who-knows-where.
I was just starting to enjoy myself when I heard footsteps. Voices.
"There she is." A man stepped out from between the trees, sword in hand — then his eyes widened.
"Elinalise Dragonroad…" he breathed.
Another man followed, grinning ear to ear.
"No way… it's really you."
I took a small step back.
"Uh… hi?"
And then, without warning, the first man tossed his sword aside and started unbuckling his belt.
The second guy was already pulling his shirt over his head.
"What the hell are you doing?!" I shouted.
"You're Elinalise. Everyone knows you're always… in the mood," one of them said, grinning.
The other added, "Best day of my life."
I turned to the angel.
He didn't even sit up.
"Hey, you wanted this body," he said, raising his glass.
The men took a step closer.
I took three steps back.
And that's when I realized… this was going to be a problem.