"It's not that I don't want to… But I suppose now is the time to reveal it. Boy, you got some weird aura coming from you that resembled that of the Creator. I don't know what it is but it's preventing me from kicking you out of here."
Jesus sighed, "Fine, I will grant you your favor. However, you have to swear to leave afterwards. I can't take this anymore."
I was just about to say "I swear" when a paper parchment materialized into my hands. Great, now I have to sign a contract.
"Mate, I ain't trusting you with nothing without this contract, you should've expected it. Now hurry up and sign it." Jesus snorted.
I sighed, and proceeded to read the conditions before signing.
"Alright, now that I signed it you gotta fulfill my favor. So, I need one bible and six bottles of Holy Waters."
Jesus stated at me.
"… Greedy much?"
"Oh yeah, I also need you to let me borrow a pen, if you trust me that I'll bring it back."
Since the system said the amount wasn't specified, might as well go low.
"A pen? Alright, sounds like an easy condition. I trust you can bring it back. Or not, I don't really care."
[CRITERIA COMPLETE!]
You have gained such a pitiful amount of trust from such a simple situation even the Creator himself is amused!
You have been gifted an item from the Creator!
An item?
Where even is it?
[System Notification]
All players are given an inventory for storage! Just think "Inventory". If you haven't figured that out even though you've just gained a system, your intelligence is at its lowest!
Even the damn system is judging me, what luck.
Inventory!
A translucent interface popped up once more, this time with tens of empty, blue squares. That is, except one square with a pair of glasses inside.
I immediately reach to grab the contents inside.
[Item: SIG Glasses (Speedy Intelligence Gathering)]
Rarity: C+
Buffs:
+2 Intelligence
-10 Charm
Ability: Instantaneous Knowledge
Minus 10 charm? Ah whatever.
[You've equipped (SIG Glasses)]
That can't be that much right? How do I even check stats? Oh wait.
Stats!
[Character Profile:]
Name: Tristan Moore
Level: 1 Class: None
Guardian: None
Balance: 0
-Stats-
STR: 1 END: 1
INT: 1 (+2) AGI: 1
STA: 1 CHA: 1
Charm: 0 (-10)
Luck: 10/10
-Skills-
Active: None
Passive: None
-Attribute-
None
[System]
Your looks are truly atrocious! Along with those glasses of yours, one can immediately say you're the ugliest person they've seen!
"Woah, where'd you get those glasses from all of a sudden? And why do I feel like you got severely less attractive?" questioned Jesus.
Ignoring him, I immediately pulled out the Bible and started to read. Except I didn't have to. The I information immediately got transferred right into my head!
[CRITERIA COMPLETE!]
Thank god the Creator found you amusing . Otherwise, you'd be stuck there reading the Bible for days…