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Chapter 825 - An unexpected encounter at McDonald's

The next day.

Artoria joined Aoi and the others for breakfast. She had gotten acquainted with Rin and Sakura, though she did not mention her identity as a servant.

Her master told her not to.

And unlike last night, she had changed her armor into modern women's clothing. Eiji created those clothes for her with his magic and the result left him satisfied.

She could even switch to her combat outfit in an instant if she wanted to.

The blonde knight was now wearing a simple white blouse with a navy blue pleated skirt and tight dark socks. It reflected her simple and "ancient" nature.

"Nyam nyam nyam."

"Fufufu. Artoria, do you want to add more rice?"

"I would like to. Thank you Aoi."

"No need to be so polite. After all, you are Eiji's coworker."

Aoi also kept it a secret that Artoria was Eiji's summoned servant. Actually, she was the one who proposed that they keep it a secret from Rin.

The girl who adored her father so much would definitely react strongly if she found out Eiji was also participating in the Holy Grail War.

That meant he was her father's enemy.

Still, Rin and Sakura were curious as to why their mother looked more beautiful today?

While Artoria was busy eating with her cheeks full of food, Eiji shook his head.

"Onii-chan, why do you smell like mom?"

"Cough! Cough!"

Eiji pretended to cough, Aoi was worried and like a good wife, she immediately gave him a glass of water.

Eiji drank it slowly.

In his heart, he complained.

[I've been curious for a long time. But Sakura's nose is as sharp as a dog's.]

[Gosh! Aoi, should I tell her that I'm now her and Rin's stepfather?]

Please don't do that. At least for now, Aoi thought.

Sakura pouted, she suspected that something had happened between her older brother and mother.

"Sakura, don't suddenly ask about strange things at breakfast. See that? You made Eiji choke." Aoi reprimanded her second daughter.

"Onii-chan, sorry."

Unlike Rin, Sakura was a good girl and apologized immediately when she made a mistake.

Eiji smiled like a father and said, "It's okay, Sakura. And to answer your question, it's probably because I use the same perfume as your mother."

"Oh." Sakura's reaction was somehow boring, she narrowed her eyes with a smile.

This little Yandere... She didn't seem to believe it, but didn't ask further.

"Really?" Rin asked suspiciously. She hadn't heard his inner voice before.

Eiji glanced at the mischievous girl he said, "That's right, Rin. Just ask your mother."

"Hmph!"

Rin snorted.

Her mother reprimanded her, "Rin, did you forget what I said yesterday?"

"I didn't... I remember, mom."

About her not being rude to Eiji, right?

Rin was upset, she felt her mother was too fond of another man who was not her husband. If her father knew this, he would probably be sad.

Even so, what did she see when they finished breakfast—precisely when her mother was washing dishes in the kitchen.

She was not alone, there was also Eiji standing behind her and seemed to be hugging her.

"Aoi, let me help you."

"Ehh? Eiji, you don't have to bother."

"No, I insist."

"Oh my... Alright, but what's with this position? I can also feel something hard poking me." Aoi's voice sounded flirtatious.

The bulge in the pants of the man behind her was poking her ass.

He was horny again despite having pounded her all night.

Eiji replied without shame, "This position allows me to help you more efficiently, Aoi. And what's poking you... I don't know."

Aoi rolled her eyes, she leaned her body that was getting plump from the buff of the Master-Servant contract forward, and stretched one of her hands down to her crotch.

From a position that the dumbfounded Rin could not see, she released Eiji's dragon from its lair and inserted it into her still sensitive ass hole.

Eiji swayed his hips with movements that did not look suspicious. Aoi bit her lip, she tried to hold back her moan.

She was being fucked again now!

They were doing anal in the kitchen.

"Wh-What the... Mmm!"

Rin did not finish her words because at this moment, Sakura suddenly appeared behind her and silenced her mouth with her hand.

"Rin, be quiet. Onii-chan and mom are just washing dishes, you shouldn't make a scene over such a small thing."

A small thing?

How could it be called a small thing?

Eiji was hugging her mother and their movements seemed strange!

Were they really just washing dishes?

Rin only knew that much, she wanted to say it but Sakura was so strong, she was unable to remove her hand from her mouth.

When did Sakura become so strong?!

Wait, it must have something to do with her hair color. She remembered Sakura once said Eiji gave her the power to protect herself.

Rin was a little envious. She glanced at her little sister's face to give her a pleading look to let her go, but what she saw made her shudder.

"Hehe, Onii-chan and mom have such a good relationship that I'm very jealous. But... isn't that good, Rin? That way, we'll be together forever. I'll also compromise with you and mom."

"....."

Rin wanted to argue, she didn't even understand what compromise she meant. But Sakura's blood-red eyes seemed to glow and her smile sent shivers down her spine.

She scared her.

"Rin, no... Onee-chan, why are you so quiet? Oh, wait. I haven't taken my hand off your mouth yet. Then, just nod your head. That means you agree with me."

Sakura's smile grew wider, she was handsome like a yandere. The shadows under her feet even moved like tentacles mixed with the shadows of her mischievous older sister.

Fortunately Rin did not see that. Otherwise, she might have cried because what was that? There was a monster under them!

She wanted to shake her head but... The fear of her little sister overpowered her rationality.

Rin nodded with teary eyes.

"Onee-chan, you're a good girl." Sakura finally removed her hand from her sister's mouth.

Rin quickly moved away from her and said, "Sakura, you're bad! You now dare to bully your older sister! It must be that pervert's fault, he influenced you!"

She left those words behind before running to her room on the second floor crying.

Sakura sighed and sneered, "Rin, you're still stubborn. That's not a good thing."

She quietly left Eiji and her mother who were doing perverted things in the kitchen. That's right, she knew and thought it was a good thing.

When she reached the living room and her gaze met Artoria's, she smiled sweetly.

"....." Artoria smiled back at the white-haired girl but in her heart, she was actually wary.

If before coming to this house, Eiji had not told her that Sakura had the power of a beast, but could control it and was not dangerous to mankind.

She would have drawn her sword because from Sakura's body, she sensed All the World's Evils.

Back to the kitchen.

"Hnnng~!"

Aoi could not help the muffled moan that came out of her mouth. Her lover had just cum inside her ass.

Eiji continued to rock his hips, his hands stuffing Aoi's clothes and squeezing her breasts.

In the end, it took two hours for them to finish exercising that morning. Tokiomi's head was becoming increasingly green.

...

The next moment, Eiji told Aoi that he was going to work again and Artoria was coming with him.

Before picking up Irisviel for her appointment, he moved one of his sports cars from Draconic Deus and asked Artoria to drive it.

Artoria didn't mind, just like her Lancer version, she had the ability to ride anything.

How about riding the master?

[Host, I know many people already know... You pervert.]

Miss System said something rude to her host.

Eiji would ignore her for now as he was inside a silver Aston Martin that was driving steadily on the streets of Fuyuki city.

"Eiji! Eiji! Let me drive this car, okay?" Irisviel asked her husband excitedly.

Artoria who was driving was stunned.

Eiji who was sitting alone in the back seat looked at Irisviel doubtfully, "I remember I promised to take you for a ride in a sports car. But Iris, you want to drive? Do you even know how to drive?"

"Of course!" Irisviel patted her large chest proudly before saying, "Before you came into my life and became my husband. I actually practiced driving in the castle grounds. However, I don't know why the maids were scared and my father forbade me from driving again."

"....." Eiji and Artoria.

Isn't it obvious?

Your driving skills don't seem to be very good.

[Hm? I suddenly remembered how great Irisviel's driving skills were in the original work.]

[Damn, should I refuse her taking the wheel of the car? I don't want to make her sad so sorry, Artoria.]

The heroines are confused.

Why are you apologizing to Artoria, Eiji?

"Alright, you can try it. Artoria, give it to her."

Artoria had a bad feeling, her instincts told her that.

And sure enough, after she gave the driver's seat to Irisviel. People on the street saw a silver Aston Martin speeding away, swerving to pass other vehicles and even turning without braking at all.

Earlier, there were several police cars chasing but now none of them could be seen.

They were unable to catch up.

Artoria's face paled, although she was sure she would still be fine if there was an accident, the sight of the buildings and whatever flashed outside the windshield made her dizzy.

At that moment, she felt her body weightless as if she was not in a car, but flying at a very high speed.

More than 15 minutes later.

"Driving in the city is so much fun, there are so many obstacles that I have to avoid. My husband, thank you for taking me out to play."

In the parking lot.

Irisviel hugged her husband's arm with a sweet smile.

Eiji smiled wryly, "You're welcome. Next, I'll take you to taste McDonald's hamburgers and other foods."

With his power, he was not affected by how crazy Irisviel's driving skills were.

But Artoria...

"I'm looking forward to it. Artoria... Huh? Artoria, what's wrong with you?" Irisviel asked in confusion to the Knight King who was currently clutching a tree with one hand, and her other hand hanging in the air.

Her face looked pale, her ahoge drooped and her body trembled. If she was not a Servant who was not made of ordinary physical matter, but rather of a form of spiritual energy called Ether or Mana. She would have vomited up all of Aoi's homemade breakfast that she had eaten this morning.

Still, she did not seem to be immune to the so-called high-speed motion sickness.

"I-I'm fine, Irisviel."

You're not fine at all!

Irisviel and Eiji thought so.

Several women who were watching the scene from the livestream giggled. Artoria Lancer looked at Saber's version of herself with disappointment.

My other self, how can you look pathetic just because of that?!

It didn't take long for Artoria to recover. Afterward, they all had lunch together at McDonald's.

The appearance of the three of them attracted the attention of the other customers. Even so, none of them cared.

When Irisviel and Artoria were eagerly tasting the hamburgers, and Eiji? He was eating fries casually— what a coincidence.

"Kayneth, why are you walking so slowly? Hurry up, I'm hungry!"

"Sola, do you seriously want to eat at a place like this? I can take you to a four or five-star restaurant around here."

"I'm bored with fine dining. Sometimes I want to try the food at McDonald's too. Kayneth, you are a boring man, unlike Diarmuid."

"Sola, I am your fiancé and Diarmuid is a servant. How can you talk like that?"

"Hmph! I don't care."

No, Eiji was sure his villain halo or romcom protagonist halo had done something to make those three people meet him.

One of them was a master of Lancer, Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald and his servant— Diarmuid Ua Duibhne. He came from the same mythology as Chulainn and their styles were even somewhat similar to each other.

Diarmuid has long curly hair braided back, a sharp nose, and bold eyebrows. He wears rather strange dark blue colored clothes, and has a mole under his right eye that gives him a mesmerizing gaze, even though it is a curse.

His master's fiancée, Sola-Ui was mesmerized by him and fell in love with him. Kayneth looked at his own servant with a displeased look.

Diarmuid looked helpless, he followed the two into the McDonald's like a bodyguard.

As if sensing something, his gaze met Eiji's and then he glanced at Artoria.

"..." Both parties looked at each other.

Artoria who was eating a hamburger almost choked.

"Geez, Artoria. Eat slowly, drink quickly."

"Thanks Irisviel, but..."

Diarmuid was alert and immediately took out his two spears from thin air. He pointed at Eiji and Artoria simultaneously with one of the weapons in his hand.

"You two! You are a Master and Servant, right?"

The shout made Kayneth and Sola stop arguing, they glanced at Eiji and the two women with him with shock on their faces.

The other customers were wondering what was going on?

Artoria was about to stand up and draw her Excalibur, but Eiji raised one of his hands as if signaling her to be quiet.

"Man, what are you talking about? Pointing at people who are eating using weapons is also a very impolite act."

"My instincts are never wrong. I can feel how strong you two are especially you." Diarmuid pointed at Eiji with a cold gaze. "Your power feels very evil."

[Is this man, Diarmuid blind? How could my power feel evil to him?]

The heroines:

That might not be entirely wrong.

Eiji had a guess, it must be the effect of his villain halo, he remembered activating it this morning to increase the chances of triggering the plot.

In Diarmuid's eyes, he looked like a villain who had probably killed many innocent people.

He smelled blood or something from him. For a knight like him, he could not resist drawing his spear at him.

"Is that right? Which one of them is a master?" Asked Kayneth.

In a situation like this, he put aside his jealousy of his servant.

"I believe it is the blonde woman."

"....." Eiji. In other words, he was misunderstood again as a servant, huh.

Irisviel stifled a laugh, she covered her mouth with her hand.

Artoria didn't know what to say.

"Diarmuid, you might have misunderstood. That man who is so handsome doesn't seem to be evil." Sola fell in love again, she was mesmerized by Eiji's good looks that surpassed Diarmuid's curse.

She was even a little envious of Artoria and Irisviel who were sitting with him.

For the first time, she was against her fiancé's servant whom she had previously sucked up to.

While Diarmuid was silent, Kayneth's face looked green.

Why was it so easy for his fiancée to fall in love with other men but difficult for her to like him?!

Was it because he wasn't handsome enough? Damn it! Previously he hated Diarmuid for being more handsome than him, but now he also hated Eiji.

The world was unfair to a talented magus who was the youngest lecturer in history at the Clock Tower.

"Yare-yare. How troublesome." Eiji said before drinking the drink he ordered.

Honestly, he didn't remember many things about Kayneth and even Diarmuid. But he knew that the beautiful woman with short red hair and blue eyes with a slender figure was the fiancée of the former.

This was quite interesting.

[I remember that in the original work, Kayneth and Sola died at the hands of Kiritsugu and his subordinates. They ended up tragically because they underestimated the protagonist.]

[As for Diarmuid? He was forced to commit suicide by Kiritsugu. Tsk, tsk, because I met them first before the protagonist. What should I do about Sola?]

Why Sola?

Eiji, isn't your focus a bit strange?

Some of the heroines were confused, but those who had known him for a long time knew what he would do.

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