"Eiji-kun, that..." Hearing what Eiji said to the God of the other world, Sirzechs was a little anxious for fear of them offending him.
After all, he was a Devil King who loved peace.
If Eiji's rude attitude triggered a war with the other world even though they might end up as the victors, he wanted to prevent that from happening.
"Brother-in-law, what's wrong?" Eiji was completely confused.
He didn't think his question to Chichi was excessive.
Although it might be impolite.
"Don't worry, I'm happy with the questions from our savior." Chichi said softly.
Sirzechs was relieved that he seemed to be worrying too much.
God or Goddess of another world, Chimune Chipaoti held Eiji in high regard and had a good impression on him.
"And to answer his question... We are offering an Alliance between the two worlds so that we can all have a good relationship."
Sirzechs and Michael's eyes lit up.
They clearly liked the idea.
However, Eiji's expression seemed dull.
An alliance between Draconic Deus and Envie Etoulde? DxD and ExE? I don't care about that kind of thing.
Chichi noticed Eiji's indifference, she was a little confused and hurriedly said, "Of course that's not all, we also offer our resources and technology to enhance the development of this world if you guys want."
Sirzechs and Michael were getting excited.
But Eiji?
"....." I'm still not interested. Are you sure it's a reward for me and not a reward for the people of this world?
Eiji pouted.
Rias, Akeno and Koneko stifled laughter. They knew him well, they knew he wasn't interested in the things Chichi offered.
Even Chichi knew their savior wasn't interested in the things she had offered so far from his expression.
She panicked slightly and said, "Eiji, as one of the Pillar Gods in our world, the God of Breasts. I can also bestow my blessings on you and those you choose. It can increase your power to a certain extent, improve your health, extend your lifespan, and prevent you from being affected by various negative emotions."
"Chichi-sama, is this not too much?" Breast Fairy who had been silent since the beginning finally spoke with worry in her voice.
Her appearance reminded Eiji of the High Queen of the Continent from the hentai titled Kuroinu. They resembled each other!
If I'm not mistaken, her name was Celestine Lucullus.
In addition to being a High Elf who rules a continent, she is also the Reincarnation of a Goddess.
Unfortunately, in the original work, a woman as beautiful as her fell into the hands of bastards. After all, it was a hentai with a dark but very hot story.
"That's not too much. After all, Eiji is our savior. We must satisfy him, Celestine." Chichi knew what her servant was worried about.
It was a side effect of sharing her blessings.
Every time she did so, her own power would decrease but it was not to the point of endangering her life.
"Chichi, you said Celestine? Is that Breast Fairy's real name?" Eiji asked with a smile returning to his face.
"...." Chichi was silent.
She had offered her exclusive blessing to Eiji, but what caught his attention was the name of her servant?
Just so you know, people in her world were willing to curry favor with her for years just to get her blessings.
So far, she had even only given it to her servant and Zekka. The latter probably didn't realize it.
Still, Eiji was unmoved by all she had to offer!
Chichi found that their savior didn't seem to care about treasure and power.
But since he was interested in her servant name, she should probably offer beauty?
This...
"Yes, actually her real name is Celestine Lucullus. She's a Queen who rules a continent in my world."
[Another crossover! No, the story may also differ from the original work. With a Goddess like Chichi in that world, there is no way she would let bastards defile her servants.]
[In other words, just like Great Red and some of my other women. Celestine in front of me is another version of her in the original work which is a hentai with a dark story.]
Eiji was getting excited.
With his vision as the Harem King, he even knew Chichi and Celestine were virgins.
The heroines:
In the end, why did you think of all that?
Let us guess, Celestine is our potential new sister, right?
They're numb, but curious as to what kind of hentai story Celestine starred in in the original work.
Especially for a doujinshi artist like Eriri, she wanted to get a good reference for her adult comics.
"Celestine Lucullus? That's a beautiful name. May I call you by your name?" Asked Eiji while glancing at the woman he was referring to.
Celestine smiled kindly, she had a kind and gentle personality just like in the original work. "That would be my honor, Savior-sama."
Savior-sama?
It sounded so good that the corners of his lips almost lifted higher.
But Eiji had good self-control and casually said, "Just call me Eiji, Celestine. You don't have to be so polite to me."
"How can I do that? You are the savior who has made us win the war and brought peace to our world. I dare not be disrespectful to you, Savior-sama."
Celestine politely refused.
And Eiji couldn't help but think: Woman, you caught my attention. Chichi, you caught my attention too.
[Hehehe. Let's go catch some more pokemon— I mean those lovely women and add them to your harem, my King.]
Leme was very optimistic about her host.
Still, please don't call them pokemon. That's rude, Leme.
[You've fallen too deep down the rabbit hole. Do as you please, host.]
Oh? Miss System, it's rare that you support what your host does.
"How about you call me Eiji-sama? It's still polite and will make me happy."
"That's... Alright, Eiji-sama."
Celestine rubbed the back of her hand, the kind of look and smile from her savior made her a little embarrassed, a blush spreading across her pointed ears which were now wiggling on their own.
Eiji narrowed his eyes.
[How cute! Sorry Lilim, I again had a fateful encounter with your other future stepmother.]
Lilim: "....."
Luckily she couldn't hear Eiji's inner voice. Otherwise, her father complex tendencies would probably be even worse than they were now.
"Cough!" Chichi pretended to cough, she felt sour at the sight of Eiji flirting with her servant.
I mean she herself was confident in her looks, many male gods had sought her in the past but none of them interested her.
Wait, does that mean she was attracted to Eiji?
Well, with what he had done, it was impossible not to be attracted to him and feel grateful to him.
"Sorry Chichi, my attention was distracted by Celestine. You also don't need to bother giving your blessings to me. People like me don't need buffs from others, you should give your buffs to people who need them."
Eiji turned his gaze to the God of Breasts— ah, since she's a beautiful woman, I'll call her the Breast Goddess.
I'm doing it in my heart of course.
"This isn't good, I won't feel comfortable if we don't give you a proper reward, Eiji."
Chichi sighed and whether it was intentional or not, her smile looked rather flirtatious. "We don't seem to have anything you might want except... What do you think of Celestine? Just like me, she has been single for a long time and has never dated anyone."
"Chichi-sama?!" Celestine blushed.
She was not stupid and knew where this conversation was going.
Even so, looking at the appearance of her savior who was the handsomest man she had ever seen and his achievement in killing the Evil God who had long given them a hard time in war— she didn't have much resistance in her heart.
Eiji blinked his eyes honestly saying, "Celestine is a very beautiful woman like you, Chichi. She also seems to be very kind and gentle. Any man who can become her lover or husband will definitely be very lucky."
"...!" The blush in Celestine's ears grew thicker.
Sirzechs and Michael opened and closed their mouths speechlessly.
Eiji-kun, are you wooing the representatives of the other world?!
Great, great, only you would dare to do that.
It's probably just that they're quite tense in this situation. After all, Chichi seemed to be an existence no less than Regalzeva.
In other words if she wanted to, she could defeat the Alliance leaders like them all by herself.
"I only asked about Celestine but I didn't expect that you would also say your opinion about me, Eiji. You make me a little embarrassed."
Chichi covered her mouth with her slender fingers and giggled.
On the other side.
Zekka, Lilebette and Avi looked at Eiji with admiration.
It was because unlike them, he casually talked and flirted with women like Chichi and Celestine.
Especially the former, this was the first time Zekka saw the appearance of the person he often talked to in her subconscious.
And as expected of a God of Breasts, her oppai was huge!
(Zekka, is that the only thing you think about her?)
'O-Of course not, Tensei. I think she's also very beautiful. No wonder Eiji-senpai is interested in her and her subordinates.'
Zekka frantically answered the voice from inside her breast.
They were mentally communicating.
Tensei was a sword, she was not human so she could not roll her eyes when hearing her host's words.
(It seems like it took a long time for you to have a competitive sense as a swordswoman, Zekka.)
'Huh? Tensei, what do you mean?!'
{Figure it out for yourself}
'You...'
Zekka lowered her head, she glared at her own breasts as if staring at Tensei.
The perverted sword was belittling her which annoyed her.
"That's all for today, we'll be back later to send you the reward you wanted, Eiji. With that, the alliance between Draconic Deus and Etoulde will also get stronger." Chichi stood up from the sofa and shook hands with Eiji.
By her side, Celestine's ears were still flushed and she looked at Eiji with embarrassment on her beautiful face.
Wait, what?
What have I missed?
Zekka stared at the scene in front of her in confusion. It was Tensei's fault, she now had no idea what kind of reward the Breast God had given Eiji.
She wanted to ask Avi but there was no need because when Eiji said, "Is this alright? You two really don't need to go that far to thank me."
A moment ago, Chichi had not only asked what he thought of Celestine.
Eiji skillfully praised both of them simultaneously. The meaning was clear, he was very greedy like the saying that only children make choices, adults want everything.
Chichi understood and surprisingly offered herself and Celestine to be his women under the pretense of strengthening their alliance.
Eiji had even asked his other women; Rias, Asia and Koneko who were in the room. Did they mind?
Their answer was no, they didn't mind. Not only because they were already used to the growing number of their sisters, it was also like strengthening the alliance with male and female relationships.
Just like almost all the factions in the Seven Faction Alliance had given each of the most beautiful women in their group to Eiji.
"It's fine, being your woman seems to be fun, Eiji. In short, it's not just out of gratitude. Celestine doesn't mind either, right?" Chichi's words were somewhat mysterious.
It was hard to tell if she had fallen in love with Eiji or was just attracted to him. But never mind, there was also a saying that love could be nurtured after marriage.
In Eiji's case, it would be love blossomed after eating rice together.
"If it's Eiji-sama... I'll gladly do it." Celestine shyly said.
Eiji rubbed his nose.
[What else should I say? It's a good day!]
Hearing this, many heroines rolled their eyes.
Before returning to their planet to deliver the results of their visit to Draconic Deus, Chichi also did not forget to talk to Zekka.
In fact, the reason the girl was invited by Rias to come to the occult research club was because Chichi asked about her.
"This is our first time meeting, Zekka. Why don't you collect 12 pairs of heavenly breasts?"
"H-Heavenly breasts? How could I do that!"
Zekka's face turned red and she stammered.
"Fufu." Chichi giggled and put one of her hands on Zekka's shoulder, "I originally wanted you to be the one to defeat Regalzeva with a buff of my blessings and as long as you collect 12 pairs of heavenly breasts, I can give you more of my power."
"Sorry to disappoint you, Chichi-san."
"No, I'm not disappointed. I'm just trying to help the people of this world from Regalzeva's invasion. However, I'm actually not sure if you can defeat Regalzeva and his army even though you've collected 12 pairs of heavenly breasts."
"I'm glad I didn't bother to collect those."
Zekka looked at the beautiful woman in front of her flatly.
Chichi smiled gently, "Fortunately you asked Eiji for help, he managed to kill Regalzeva and his army. Because of that, I also feel compelled to give you a reward, Zekka."
"No, no, you don't have to do that, Chichi-san..."
Zekka wanted to refuse but from Chichi's hand, an energy flowed into her body and made her feel warm. Surprisingly, she didn't feel much difference in her body.
"Don't refuse, I just gave you my exclusive blessing. From now on, you are one of the Breast Fairies. But don't worry, you are free to do anything and don't need to be my servant."
Chichi clapped her hands as if she was sure Zekka would be pleased.
"Huh?!" However, the girl in question was anxious and bothered by the title of Breast Fairy.
She didn't want to be called a Breast Fairy even if it made her stronger or something.
But it was too late.
"By the way, my exclusive blessing can also make your breasts healthier, increase the speed of growth and ensure they never sag."
Chichi said that while patting her own breasts, she herself and Celestine were the proof.
Eiji marveled at the blessing.
Avi, Lilebette, Akeno, Rias and Koneko even looked at Zekka with envy.
Noooo! Instead of a blessing, isn't this a curse?
Zekka's face looked dark. She forced a smile but in her heart, she was crying because she didn't want her breasts to grow any bigger!
(Zekka, stop complaining. It's definitely a good thing for you.)
'Tensei, be quiet. A sword like you won't understand the feelings of a junior high school girl like me!'
(Yare-yare.)
Today's winners: first was Eiji and second was Zekka.
Although the latter insisted that she was cursed.
But after Chichi and Celestine returned to planet Etoulde, Eiji had no idea that a God comparable to Regalzeva from their side was unhappy and jealous to hear Chichi offered herself to him.
Their next meeting might be a bit of a challenge, or rather an obstacle in their love.
...
In the meantime.
Night.
In Shono city, which is located next to Kuoh city.
In front of the tunnel where Turbo Granny lived, a boy with bowl-like hair had just parked his bicycle.
His name was Ken Takakura, but because of a girl named Momo Ayase, he was now called Okarun.
He was the protagonist of Dandadan and the reason he was there was to prove that ghosts weren't real.
"Ayase-san, I've arrived at the tunnel entrance. Blue. Over."
He spoke to the girl on the other side of the phone, the two of them deliberately doing this so that they could continue to communicate remotely.
[Blue? What's that? Hey Okarun, just talk normally. I've also arrived at the school, it's very quiet here. Instead of aliens, I might meet ghosts.]
Okarun adjusted the position of his glasses and slowly walked into the tunnel, there was no fear on his face because he didn't believe ghosts were real.
Still, he was excited. "I mean it's really cold here, Ayase-san. Sorry, I got carried away! I wanted to play around a bit because talking to you like this makes me feel like I have a friend."
From elementary to high school, Okarun never had any friends.
He was a loner and was shunned by kids his age because of his obsession with aliens.
Momo was even the first girl to ever talk to him during this time and do something like this with him.
It's only natural for him to get excited and the seeds of love to appear, right?
[Idiot, stop talking about sad things. You should be careful and if you see a granny in the tunnel...]
Just as Momo said that, Okarun saw a granny with reddish-brown skin in front of him.
"A granny? I just saw her and she's standing in front of me."
[Run! Run quickly, Okarun! That's Turbo Granny and if you get caught by her, you'll be cursed by her!]
Momo's voice sounded panicked.
But just like in the original work, Okarun did not survive his fate to lose his balls.
"I'll let you suck my breasts." Turbo Granny said.
"T-The ghost is real? Aaaah!"
Okarun turned around and was about to run out of the tunnel but as if learning from her experience with the three girls and Eiji, Turbo Granny quickly caught the boy in front of her and did things she did not do in the original work.
She brutally fouled the protagonist before stealing his ball.
"Stop it! Stop it! Ahh! Ahh! Let go of me! Ayase-san, help me... mmm!"
Soon, obscene voices could be heard from inside the tunnel.
On the other side, in a school where there was no one but a girl.
Hearing Okarun's screams and other strange noises from the other side of the phone, Momo's face paled and she looked anxious.
"Hello? Okarun! Hey, answer me!"
Unfortunately the phone call was already disconnected and there was no answer.
"Ugh... It's my fault, I have to hurry—"
Before she could finish her sentence, she heard the voice of a girl and boy from behind her.
"Lala, are you sure the alien is here?"
"Yes~! According to Sniff Sniff Trace-Kun, they should be here."
"Hmm... What are the aliens hiding in the school for? Looking for a banana or catching a girl who comes to school alone at night? Just kidding."
"Eiji, you know something, right?"
"I don't know."
Not just Lala, even Momo couldn't believe it because she felt Eiji was mocking her!
...
A/N:
Sometimes I intentionally call Chichi the God of Breasts because the wiki says so.