Villain Ch 1762. I'll Bug The Respawn System!
Allen's eyes narrowed. "Then I'll bug the respawn system."
"Now that's illegal," Alice smiled, clearly impressed.
"Still worth it."
The wind howled again. Louder this time. Somewhere in the distance, a distorted wolf cry echoed across the mountains, long and glitchy.
Then Zoe's voice came in, dry and oddly casual for someone with half-frozen tentacles.
"You could just seduce her."
Allen blinked. "What."
Jane actually snapped her fingers. "Oh. That's a good idea."
"Wait, what," Allen repeated, a little louder this time, turning just enough to see their faces.
Vivian was biting her lower lip, visibly enjoying the mental image.
Alice leaned on her broom. "I mean… it would work. She's glitchy. You're glitchy. That's basically compatibility."
Even Larissa gave a thoughtful hum. "You do have a habit of making women malfunction."
The group looked at him, expectant. Like they were already planning the fanart.
