I like my robes long and my hats pointy,
My staff enchanted and my potions jointy,
Cloak made of velvet, embroidered with stars,
I teleport in style, don't bother with cars.
My boots got buckles that shimmer with light,
My beard flows majestic, my spectacles bright,
Got runes on my sleeves and a spell on my chain,
One flick of my wrist and it's raining champagne.
My pockets got crystals, my belt's got a wand,
My wardrobe's protected by a magical bond,
Silk from the phoenix, fine dragon-hide shoes,
I'm dressed like a legend, got nothing to lose.
You wear designer? That's cute, my attire's arcane,
Got a thousand-year drip that transcends mortal fame,
No tailor alive could replicate my fashion,
I'm the grand wizard supreme, dressed in pure enchantment!