"..ort.."
'Wha...'
"Mo...al"
'What?'
"Mortal, wake up."
'Urgh, five more minutes.'
"Mortal, Wake Up!"
"Aahh, Wha-Wher-Who?"
"Finally." said an unknown voice with a bit of annoyance
"Whe-where am I?" I said while looking around, but all I can see is darkness in every direction. "Wait, didn't I die?!" I panicked before I checked my body for the bullet holes I know are there, or at least they were.
When I looked down at my body I saw quite a few problems, like there aren't any bullet holes when I know for a fact that there should be at least 3, and for some reason all my clothes are gone, 'Did someone take my clothes?' Then to top it all off my body is transparent, Fucking Transparent!" Why can I see through my hand!?!? What's going on?!?!"
"Calm down, you mortals are always so noisy." an exasperated sigh sounded out from nowhere. I looked around trying to find the source of the voice, but all I could see was the never ending darkness. "Who said that?"
"It was me." the voice rang out once again before a golden swirling portal appeared, lighting up the darkness. From within the portal a white and grey equine-like figure walked out. After fully exiting the portal I was able to witness the figure's full glory. Though very horse like, the figure was definitely not a horse. It's body was mostly white it had a gray, vertically-striated underside. The striated pattern also appeared in places along it's hair and tail. Adorning the Figure's mid-section is a golden cross-like wheel.
"You're..... you're.... you're....." I was dumbfounded after the source of voice fully revealed itself, especially because I know who they are.
"I am Arceus, God and Creator of all Pokémon, alongside their world." Arceus' voice sounded out, as if a divine decree, announcing their presence.
"Oh My God!" I would've passed out if I could. "Yes, I am now, Mortal." Acreus stated with a chuckle in their voice.
"What do mean?" I asked in confusion
"Well I am going to reincarnate you into one of the many different versions of My Universe, or the Pokéverse as it is called in your multiverse, as a Pokémon" Arceus stated while looking down at me with their, nebula like, red and green eyes.
"Oh fuck, really?" I ask in disbelief
"Yes mortal, really." Acreus replied with slight amusement in their voice. 'Arceus is a lot more chill than I would've imagined, I figured h-they would've been a hard ass and have a holier-that-thou attitude. I'm glad.' I thought as a smile came to my face.
"I am glad you enjoy my personality and that I don't come off as a hard ass." Arecus said shocking me because he can read my thoughts, which I should've guessed considering he is god, or atleast a god. But I have to double check. "You can read my thoughts?"
"I can read your thoughts."
"I should've known," I shook my head in disappointment at myself, "Well, pushing past that fact, why me? Why are you reincarnating me?"
"It was completely random. I struck a deal with the God of your multiverse, as I do from time to time, to reincarnate a random soul and inject an unknown factor to bring me some entertainment." Arceus responded in a dismissing tone, as if reincarnating people for fun isn't a big deal. 'Maybe to hi-them it's not a big deal?'
"I appreciate the opportunity, I always hoped I could reincarnate into a fantasy world." I said in thanks. "Really it is no problem, so do you have any question before we get started?" Acreus asked moving on.
I have two main concerns I wanted ask about. "Uh, yes, is there anything I should know about the world before I'm reborn? Oh, also how will it be decided what Pokémon I'm going to be?"
" Excellent question! First thing you should know is the version you will be reborn into is a lot more..." Arceus paused trying to find the best words to describe it, " Sexual, than you are use to."
I was confused what they meant so I repeated back, "Sexual?"
"Yes."
"In what ways?" I asked a little worried on what the might say.
"In just about every way. So while of course there will be sex, and death, and just about everything else that makes reality, reality; this particular version takes it's sexual nature to a whole different level. About the same level as rule 34 doujin and comics from your reality, but that's everyday life. Harems are a common occurrence-among humans and Pokémon-, Pokemon on human sex and vice versa is the norm, Incest happens often, Rape, honestly the list goes on and on." Acreus explained.
"O-oh wow, I- I don't know what to say to that." I replied in shock
Acreus nodded in understanding. "Yeah, I figured it might leave you a bit speechless. Even I don't know how that version took such a drastic path: I mean I do, but you get what I am trying to say."
"Of course I do," I said sarcastically, " Is there anything else that's different that I should know about?"
" Yes actually, all legendries that are normally genderless, in most Pokéverse, well in this one all of them are Futanari." Arceus stated.
I was rendered speechless. "....."
"...."
"....."
Seeing that I was getting no explanation, I broke my silence and asked "Wh-Why?"
"No particular reason." Acreus shrugged, or at least I believe it was a shrug.
"Do I have to be sent to that particular verse?" I asked almost begging. "Yes" Acreus nodded in response.
"Why-" I started to question them again, but was interrupted. "Jay stop playing innocent, when your soul was chosen I received knowledge on your entire life, " hearing Arceus, I broke into a cold sweat, "Including the kinks you are more embarrassed of, so let us end this farce, since I know how excited you are to go. And I know it's not just because you are being reborn." Arceus finished with a tone of voice indicating he was tired of bullshit.
"Ye-yes, of course, so how will it be decided which Pokémon I'm going to be?" I asked changing the subject.
"I am glad we can move on," Acreus started, before they materialized a roulette wheel in front of me, "Your fate shall be decided by roulette wheel. It has every Pokémon in existence, except for me."
"So I just spin the wheel?"
"You just spin the wheel."
"Alright." I walked to the wheel, took the firmest grip I could-with my clammy hands-and spun with all my strength while praying for a good pick. 'Please be something good, Please be something good, Please be something good,....'
After spinning for a minute or so, I could hear the wheel beginning slow and not to long later it stopped completely. ' Okay, I am....'