"Lailah, get off him!"
"L-Let him explain, first!"
"He's sick, you're going to hurt him!"
Lailah seemingly could not hear anything that was said as she shook her husband's neck like a stripper's ass on Labor Day Weekend.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU 'ATE IT'!? YOU CAN'T JUST EAT BUDDING TIMESTREAMS, YOU GORGEOUS IDIOT!"
Abaddon thought that Lailah was very pretty when she was angry. He did not understand their children's fear of her.
While being shaken, Abaddon leaned forward to plant a small kiss on Lailah's nose.
The act seemed to short her out somewhat. Her eyes fluttered rapidly as she fought with the two halves of her personality.
Valerie and Lisa acknowledged her current dilemma and lowered her into her husband's lap, where she maintained her look of deep contemplation.
"Gotta say, I agree with the scary hot dragon lady." Fiona raised her hand. "You can't just.. take bites out of universal laws like they're wedges of cheese."
