Oh, hi! If you're just joining me at the moment, you can see that I fell through another portal. Same thing as last time, though, I figured out who made it.
Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, the man, the myth, and the biggest troll of the entire fiction genre.
Turns out, he's doing this because he's bored. Classic Zelretch, now, onto where I'm being telaportad to, I have no clue.
All I knew was that he was going to send me somewhere unexpected. Luckily, I was by myself at the time, so I was somewhat fine.
"Welp, let's see what the troll king has in store." I said aloud when I saw the end of the kolidescope.
The second I popped out, I noticed the world was different, the land below me was nothing but earth.
With rocky terrain rising at random, but below me, I could see what looked like monsters. No, not monsters, but something more like mutated humans.
Their entire body was black and muscular, with their faces having different skin color. And what's worse, they noticed me falling.
I could only sigh and wrap myself, but this time, I covered myself with my flames. In their eyes, I was a blue meteor falling from space.
The second I landed, a wave of flames shot around me. Burning everything that was trying to approach me.
After a few minutes, I unwrapped myself and began to look around. "Guess there's nobody around, strange." I said.
However, the silence didn't last long, my body reacted instantly. I raised my hand and pulled out my weapon, having it form a staff and spinning it.
The second I did so, I could hear metal hitting metal, and in front of me was a barrage of bullets.
"Damnit, this shuuki is tough!" Shouted a girl. "Shushu, squish it!"
"Okay!" I was confused at first, but looking up, I saw what looked like the bottom of a boot.
The next second the sound of an explosion was heard, and the girl who had stepped on me smiled.
"Done and done, can we go back now?" Asked Shushu, but before she could move, something kept her in place.
"Shushu, are you alright?" Asked the first woman, noticing her partner struggling with moving.
"I-I can't, something's keeping me in place!" Shushu then grabbed her own leg, pulling with all her might to free herself.
After a few attempts, she was able to lift it. Only to stop, the woman then saw through the dust, and saw me gripping the boot with one hand, while my tails dug into the stone.
"You know, I can introduce you to someone who's into being stepped on, but not me." I said and lifted her up.
Shushu screamed as I spun her around, dust and small rocks flew up from the force. "I-i'm going to get sick!"
"Shushu!" Shouted Shushu's companion, but she couldn't do anything. Only stare at me with anger and fear.
The next second, Shushu shrunk before my eyes. I tossed her to the side as to not harm her too much.
"You bastard!" Shouted the woman and raised her arm and a blinding flash soon blinded me.
The next second, I could hear the sound of a mini gun rotating. But before it could fire, I had my tails block the bullets.
The second I covered myself, the bullets bounced off my tail harmlessly. "What are you?! She shouted.
"If you could give me a second." Before I could continue, a large fist descended above me.
A large dust cloud soon rose, but Shushu didn't stop. She swung her other fist as well, striking where I stood repeatedly.
After a few minutes, she stopped and began to shrink, standing next to her companion. "You think that got him, Himari?"
"It has to, there's no way a shuuki could survive that." Himari replied, but kept her guard raised.
The dust cloud remained where it was for a second, but it soon dispersed, and I stood in the center of a small crater with no damage.
"Not bad, you're stronger than Yang." I said, patting my shoulders to remove the dust that stuck to my clothes.
"No way, that should have killed you!" Shushu said with her finger pointing at me. I only shrugged off the statement and took one step forward.
By the time they could see me, I appeared in front of them with my hands on their faces and slamming them down on the ground.
"I'm hard to kill." I replied while standing up and patting my hands together. "So, are we going to be civil about this, or should we continue?"
Yet, I didn't receive a reply, only a kick to the face from someone else. Even though their attack made contact, I didn't flinch, instead, I stood in place.
Before I could say anything else, I was struck multiple times by kicks and punches. And I did nothing, letting the person fight until they were exhausted.
"You done yet?" I asked the person, only to receive a punch to the face one last time. "Now you're done." I said and punched the person to the ground.
"Yuuki!" A third woman shouted before looking at me with anger. "How dare you harm my slave?!
I was confused, I then looked at her so-called slave. Looking at it, it looked as if it were a humanoid dog.
"You call that thing a slave?" I asked, pointing at the strange beast.
"Hey, I'm not an it, I'm a guy!" Shouted the beast, I had to do a double take, making sure I was seeing correctly.
"Are you sure that's a guy? It looks more like a hybrid of a human and a dog." I said, but I twisted my body to avoid a punch.
The next second, I was crouching in front of her slave, staring at it with narrowed eyes. "U-um, can you not stare at me as if I'm some freak?"
I was surprised, I didn't expect this slave to be polite, but what made me confused is that it sounded like a guy.
"Strange, do you change your appearance to this?" I asked while dodging the slave's punches and kicks.
When he went for a leg sweep, I jumped and soon landed on his shoulder, looking down at him.
"No, that wouldn't make any sense, you're a slave." I hummed and jumped off when he tried to grab my leg.
"Then, maybe a condition to shift?" I raised both arms and stopped a sword and a punch from both the slave and master.
"That would make sense." I said and kicked and oncoming fist that was in front of me before pulling my arms in and slamming the master and slave against one another.
Once they landed on the floor, I sat on the slave's back, my head on my palm. "But what could it be?"
I hummed to myself, trying to think of the trigger on changing forms, only to feel something shift below me.
"I won't give up, I won't let you harm those I care about!" Shouted the slave, throwing me off its back.
"Hey, I didn't even do anything, in fact, I'm the victim here!" I replied while landing on my feet.
Only to see that I was surrounded, a fist above me, bullets to my left, a sword to my right, and a kick in front of me.
Now, I'd obviously had an opening behind me, but I wasn't going to show them I'm a coward.
"Restraint level eight, release." I muttered before a large dust cloud blocked everyone's sight.
"Yeah, that'd have to finish him!" Shouted Shushu, only for her arm to sting and pull back.
The second she saw her hand, it was twisted at an odd angle. The sound of her screaming could be heard as she knelt, holding her twisted hand.
"Shushu!" Shouted Himari screamed at the sight, only for her to fall. She looked down at her legs, and both were bending at odd angles as well.
"Sorry, but I need you all to behave." I said while sitting on a chair I made, one leg over the other.
"As for the slave." The creature tried ti rush at me, only to stop when they saw I had their master in my hand.
"Move and she dies."Seeing this, the creature soon detransformed. "Oh, so you are a human, and a guy at that." I said with surprise.
"What do you want?" Asked the boy, I smiled and stood up, tossing the captain towards him.
"To talk, and to clear this huge misunderstanding." I said, only to step to the side, letting a bullet fly pass.
"Should I take your arms as well?" I glanced over my shoulder, staring at Himari with a cold glare.
The second she dropped her arm, I smiled and had two copies of me drag both her and Shushu.
"Let me fix you guys." I said while healing them. The second their limbs were healed, the five of us were sitting on a table I manifested.
"Now then, shall we act civil?" I asked.
(A/N) Hi Hi, didn't expect this to update. So, I'll just cut to the chase, I'm running on fumes for this, so I'll be taking a break, my other story on the other hand, still kicking, so chect it out, peace!