"Sob sob sob, what a truly beautiful love story, it's making me cry so much..."
"Damn screenwriter, Empress Liang is dead, and her brothers are all useless one by one. She finally has someone who cares for her and stays by her side, why kill him off? My Brother Xiuchen, sob sob sob..."
"Beautiful, truly beautiful, and tragic, truly tragic. It's killing me with tears, sob sob sob, hic... please pass me another tissue..."
"Actually, it's kind of good that he died!"
"??? I advise you to speak carefully, or you won't live past the next second, as everyone heartbroken here will feed you to the horses!"
