So I see you made it this far. I guess you want to know if I'm just pulling your leg or have any hard evidence to give you, right?
Well, you will have to figure that would a bit later in this story. Sorry, can't spoil all the juicy details just yet. I have to make you want to get to know me like a televised show on HBO Max or Netflix. Hell, I might not even be your favorite character in the tale I'm about to unleash upon you, but you can't get rid of me cause I'm the narrator of this story baby!
Anyway, I got a little carried away there. I apologize. It won't happen again or will it?
I know.
I know.
I know.
You want me to get past all the boring commentary and get straight to the point right?
I'm working on it. It takes a minute to make the tea before you can drink it. So scroll on and immerse yourself into my life as the second oldest in a family of four.
Now you think I'm lying about my lineage, don't you? Oh just hold onto your clothes, ladies, and gentlemen, or whatever pronoun you want to go by cause that's this era now. I will take you to the knowledge you seek.
Fuck it. Let's just dive right in.
Well?
What are you waiting for?
TURN THE PAGE!