It turns out Mount Paozu is very close to Ouran Temple. If you count 170 Kilometers very close. Which it's not. But the dragon ball earth is the size of 20 earths mashed together. so apparently it's a just quick drive according to the world's standards. a quick. 3 hour. drive.
But seeing as i'm 3 times according to my peak human I can run at 126KM/h which is a about 2 hours away and way past the speed limit. I run as fast as I can, I need to know when in the series I am. If I'm post Picolo jr. arc. I'm absolutely fucked until I die 1000 times. right the fuck now. let's hope we can spread those deaths out. at least maybe if i'm lucky I can start pre-Dragon ball.
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2 hours later, I find a shrine. a smashed car, and hear a few gunshots, with feminine screams.
I look myself over, covered in dust in an Ouran temple uniform that fits my 1.6 meter frame. I guess merging with krillin made this body a lot taller. After all the guy was only 1.1 meters tall. I don't even look like him at all actually. When I looked in the mirror I looked rather handsome. I look like Itachi Uchiha with shorter hair which is a pretty good.
I need a new name. I'll go with Tachi I don't need a last name either. Not like Krillin had a last name either.
I practice my new name a few times before I'm close enough for even goku to hear. Soon, though I arrive in front of Goku and Bulma who is screaming about being a girl and goku asking what a girl is and if he can eat it.
I approach, "Is anyone hurt? I heard gunshots over here!" I make sure to walk like a martial artist so Goku notices. "You look strong!" Goku grins.
"HEY! What kind of attention span is that?!" I hear Bulma complain. which is pretty normal for a situation like this. She's clearly freaking out. She just ran over a person who didn't get hurt and then she shot him a bunch of times only for him to not even be damaged and only fall over.
"I shrug. I get stronger pretty quickly by fighting." I quickly remove the gun from bulma's hand without her noticing. "I really don't think you should be waving this around though. it's dangerous for people who aren't trained in Ki. You might hurt someone." I look at goku and surprisingly the echo grants me a scouter-like interface. (measuring power level of Individual Goku... Processing. Individual has a power level of 21. Please be cautious.)
"HEY! give that back!" I hear bulma shout, scared. "Not until you tell me what's going on." I say, knowing what's going on but not wanting to seem all knowing because of canon probably not being a thing here.
Me existing is bound to have huge freaking butterfly effects.
She quickly explains that She ran into goku while speeding and not paying attention and then shooting him when she thought he was some kinda zombie.
I glare at her. "How the hell could you think someone who flipped a car is a zombie?! Also, you watch too many horror movies. You could have killed a kid if you weren't dealing with a Ki practitioner like him!"
Goku grins, "It's okay mister, I'm fine it's not like she actually hurt me!" I frown, and nod, "He forgives you i guess. so it's okay."
He then smiles, "My name is goku! what's yours!"
I grin, and poke a thumb at my face with my legs spread wide like I'm presenting myself. "My name is Tachi martial artist extraordinare! Pleased to meet'cha, Goku!"
Bulma looks at me with a flat stare. "I'm bulma." I nod, and grin. "Nice to meet you as well bulma!"
Goku grins and says "Hey can we fight?! I wanna try to fight other martial artist and get strong!"
I nod, and say "Sure, we can spar!" I get into a starting stance of the Ouran Temple style: Hunting Bear swallows the monkey. goku smiles and is about to get into a stance but then his stomach loudly protests.
*brrrrrlll*
"Uhh, can we go eat first, I'm hungry. I only brought a big enough fish for one though!"
I look at the giant fish on the side of the road. "Uhhhhh, how much exactly do you eat?"