> GoldenOrca has been added to the server.
> FailureFox has been added to the server.
> StraightGarbage has been added to the server.
> Alfis_Knight has been added to the server.
> Alfis_Couch has been added to the server.
> Alfis_HotCocoa has been added to the server.
> GoldenOrca: What's this? A proper infrastructure for supporting the girls?
> FailureFox: DO WE FINALLY HAVE A BUDGET?!
> StraightGarbage: Finally, I can buy real ramen instead of instant ramen...!
> GoldenOrca: ...Bro. That's not because of a lack of budget, that's because you spend all your money on Aoko merch.
> StraightGarbage: THE LIMITED NUDE CALENDAR WAS WORTH IT!
> Alfis_Knight: Oho! At last, a realm to coordinate our efforts!
> Alfis_HotCocoa: Huh. There's even a self-promotion channel... but why?
> Alfis_Couch: Because, Hottie, some of us have things to share.
> Alfis_HotCocoa: Couch, BDSM feet pics don't count.
> Alfis_Couch: Please. You just aren't cultured enough.
> Alfis_Knight: Indeed. Showing the physique trained as a result of Alfi-sama's blessings is divine.
> Alfis_HotCocoa: Well, yeah. But like, you can do it without thirst traps...
> Alfis_Couch: I've seen what you post on the 'gram, Hottie. Come now, don't be a hypocrite.
> StraightGarbage: @Alfis_Couch Hypothetically, if we wanted to uh... AVOID being flashbanged by sexy pics, what's the handle? You know, to mute and block it... 👀
> FailureFox: Living up to your name as always, Garbage...
> FailureFox: Wait! How come you don't follow me then, huh?! I do that too!
> StraightGarbage: Eehh. You're hot, but you suck at photos.
> FailureFox: WHAT?!
> GoldenOrca: ...This is chaos. As expected.
> Hana_Oniichan has been added to the chat.
> FailureFox: !!!
> StraightGarbage: Eh?
> GoldenOrca: Interesting...
> Alfis_Knight: Our little sister has support staff?
> Alfis_HotCocoa: Huh.
> Alfis_Couch: My, my... and what credentials do YOU have @Hana_Oniichan
> Hana_Oniichan: Guys, it's just me. John.
> FailureFox: Oh.
> StraightGarbage: huh.
> GoldenOrca: Ah, of course.
> Alfis_Knight: As expected! Our goddess' father would ensure the best for our precious little sister!
> Alfis_HotCocoa: Isn't this double dipping?
> Alfis_Couch: Are you... paying yourself to support Hana?
> StraightGarbage: WAIT! Have you ALWAYS been Hana_Oniichan in her streams?!
> FailureFox: THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
> GoldenOrca: Well now. That's a plot twist.
> Hana_Oniichan: ...No comment?
> Alfis_Knight: Truly, Hana's greatest supporter...
> Alfis_HotCocoa: Did you do that to stir up support?
> Alfis_Couch: Sasuga, Father-in-law. Manually shaping the direction of her fanbase by setting an example... brilliant.
> FailureFox: ...Do you have other alts, Mister John?
> StraightGarbage: A guy like you wouldn't just stop at one...
> GoldenOrca: Considering Mira-chan exists, I suppose we'll never know unless Boss tells us...
> FailureFox: Omg. Does that mean that John is viewbotting the girls?!
> Hana_Oniichan: First of all, yes, it's always been me.
> Hana_Oniichan: Second of all, flattered you think I have so much time, but I only watch Hana's streams.
> Hana_Oniichan: Third of all, amazingly, none of the girls are viewbotted. We've confirmed that every view is a real person.
> GoldenOrca: ...Confirmed how? I would be... interested in this technology.
> FailureFox: No buying company secrets, Oil Baron!
> GoldenOrca: I'm just expanding my portfolio. Dubai is expensive to live in.
> StraightGarbage: I STILL can't believe you fly back and forth from there and Japan every week.
> GoldenOrca: Believe it.
> FailureFox: Was that a reference, or were you just saying it?
> GoldenOrca: Don't know what you're talking about.
> Alfis_HotCocoa: Alright, enough messing around.
> Alfis_HotCocoa: @Hana_Oniichan Is something coming up? Why now for the server?
> GoldenOrca: That is a good point.
> StraightGarbage: Oh yeah, huh. This is a company server.
> FailureFox: I guess we'll need this?
> Hana_Oniichan: That's right. I'm telling you guys since you might get some junior workers soon too, but we're expanding to an English branch.
> GoldenOrca: !!!
> GoldenOrca: My wallet is ready.
> FailureFox: Nooooooo! I'm still recovering from Comiket!
> StraightGarbage: Tsk! I need to head to the pachinko parlors. My crypto crashed...
> Alfis_HotCocoa: Ah, that would explain it.
> Alfis_Knight: Oho! Even more friends for Alfi-sama!
> Alfis_Couch: So THAT'S why there's the self-promotion channel. It's to get a feel for everyone, right?
> Hana_Oniichan: That's right. It'd be nice if you could post your stuff there if you're making things. While it's best to tap the fanbase for projects, in a pinch, it'll be handy to know what skills you each have.
> GoldenOrca: The only skills I have are being rich and translating.
> FailureFox: Can you even call being rich a skill?
> GoldenOrca: Yes, if you make yourself richer every day.
> FailureFox: ...Can you buy me? I'll massage your feet.
> GoldenOrca: I'm not into trafficking, so no.
> FailureFox: Darn.
> StraightGarbage: Uh... shouldn't it be concerning at how specific that denial was?
> Alfis_Knight: Is there a problem with driving?
> Alfis_Couch: Yes. Isn't Queen known for trafficking?
> StraightGarbage: No, you idiots! Trafficking is- Ooooh, is the auto-translate broken?
> Alfis_HotCocoa: We're all talking in Japanese on my end.
> GoldenOrca: Ah, I was wondering about that. It's English here.
> FailureFox: Eh?! Really?! So if I want to have Japanese on your end, do I need to use romaji?
> StraightGarbage: Sasuga. Keiki doori. 🎂
> Hana_Oniichan: Huh. Mira-chan?
> Mira-chan: Hi hi~
> Mira-chan: Mira-chan here!
> Mira-chan: If the translation is weird, gomen~ I'm still learning!
> Mira-chan: If you could click the translation and mark it as weird or correct it, I'd appreciate it!
> Mira-chan: Mira-chan baibai~!
> GoldenOrca: I see. So the messages ARE being automatically translated, but by Mira-chan...
> StraightGarbage: Huh? Wait, but Mira-chan is a person, isn't she?
> FailureFox: I thought she was our mascot? Is she real?!
> Mira-chan: I'm as real as you~ And I'm in your phone~
> FailureFox: !$@$#%@%$@#$
> FailureFox: Oh MY god!
> FailureFox: She just jumpscared me! HOWWWW?!
> Alfis_Knight: A pleasure to formally meet you, Mira-chan! Let us work together for the sake of all that is beautiful in this world!
> Alfis_Couch: He means Alfi-sama.
> Alfis_HotCocoa: ...Why am *I* the most adjusted one here? I dye my hair, wear red contacts, and dress in alt-fashion. But even so...
> Mira-chan: Teehee~ I guess I should introduce myself properly!
> Mira-chan: I'm Mira-chan! And I'm not an AI, I'm an SI! I'm a synthetic intelligence developed by Titor and John to help support all of Myth Incorporated's endeavors!
> Mira-chan: Pst. That means I'm in your walls~
> StraightGarbage: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
> GoldenOrca: ...I have... many privacy concerns.
> FailureFox: NOOOOOO! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T SEE THOSE PICTURES MIRA-CHAN!
> Mira-chan: You have a pretty mole, Foxy~
> FailureFox: KILL ME
> FailureFox: DO IT
> FailureFox: TELL QUEEN I LOVE HER
> Alfis_HotCocoa: Stop being so melodramatic... It's fine.
> Mira-chan: Mister Hottie's right! I'm not ACTUALLY everywhere at once, sillies. I'm not an AI, but an SI, remember?
> Mira-chan: My attention is usually only in one unit! Think of it like having a database, but unless I'm in it, I don't know! I *technically* know, but I don't KNOW know unless I look!
> FailureFox: THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MOLE ON MY INNER THIGH?!
> Mira-chan: I didn't~ But we all do now~
> FailureFox: DELETE IT! DELETE MESSAGE! SUDO DELETE!
> FailureFox: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
> FailureFox: I'm flooding the chat!
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> StraightGarbage: Bruh
> GoldenOrca: Too late. Screenshotted.
> FailureFox: Noooooooo
> Alfis_Couch: There's nothing to be ashamed of. Ah, Gomi-kun mentioned you aren't good at photos, right? I can help.
> FailureFox: ...Can you?
> Alfis_Couch: Of course. A well-honed female body and tasteful photos are an excellent source of income.
> Hana_Oniichan: NO SOLICITING NUDES ON MAIN!
> GoldenOrca: ...I don't see anything against it in our contracts.
> Alfis_HotCocoa: ...I'm muting you guys.
> LoreOwl has joined the server.
> LoreOwl: Hello everyone. I'm LoreOwl, the resident loremaster for Project MirAIs.
> LoreOwl: I'm happy to announce that I was recently employed
> LoreOwl: ...Why are there pictures of foxes here?