' - Thoughts
* - Actions
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General POV
Sylvio- I havent gotten your name stranger, but you are about to be defeated by the great Sylvio Sawatari after all so there is no shame in not telling me if you want to not be embarrassed by all of the people after I beat you.
Sky- Ugh, your just as annoying as this Migrain I have.
Aslla Piscu- I will not let you sleep tonight.
Sky- *Muttering* Fair. Well Sawa-bucky, I'll have you know I'm Sky, Or are we using Japanese honorific? Umm, call me. . . . .
Sky- 'Birb, help me! I have no last name! This will be suspicious.'
Aslla Piscu- HAH, sucks to be you.
Sky- 'This also affects you if we get captured by the weirdos in this universe!'
Aslla Piscu- Then use my past hosts last name since you know it.
Sky- 'I'm sure they won't look into a databank for that at some point in the future for my ID.'
Sky- Sorry for blanking out, I was wondering how much She was selling Seashells by the Seashore for.
Sylvio- What?
Idiot monkey- It is a tongue twister Sawatari sir.
Sylvio- I KNOW THAT! I meant what does that have to do with ANYTHING that is happening here.
Zuzu- 'This isn't happening T_T'
Yuya- 'She was selling seashells by the seashore? How much though?'
Sky- Alright alright, I'm Carmine Sky, weird name yeah but I'm not the one to blame.
Sylvio- Also why is your attire so strange? You look like you may be a pro-
Idiot monkey side character- Pro situational helping hand.
Everyone- . . . . .
Sky- Sure. . . . Let's start this duel already.
Sylvio- *cough cough* Yes! Let us begin with your defeat.
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DUEL START
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Sylvio- I will start! First I summon Escher The Frost Vassal!
Escher The Frost Vassal ☆☆☆☆ - Atk 800 - Def 1000 - Aqua - Water
Sky- Ok, real quick, do you seriously have to say everything that you do out loud? That doesn't tire you out at some point or is it for boasting?
Sylvio- SILENCE! Next I use the spell card Double Summon, which allows me to make another chance at summoning, so I summon Mobius The Frost Monarch!
Mobius The Frost Monarch ☆☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk 2400 - Def 1000 - Aqua - Water
Yuya- Oh no! He already has that strong of a card in the field!
Zuzu- How will he be able to defeat that.
Sylvio- Hahaha, I'm not even done yet, cowering in your shoes now are you?
Sky- Bruh.
Aslla Piscu- I can't help but agree, this is stupid. Not even a Synchro monster and he thinks he wins.
Sylvio- Next, I activate the Spell Card, Advance Carnival! It allows me to make another summon if I had tribute summoned this turn. Now come on out, by tributing Mobius The Frost Monarch, I summon Mobius The Mega Monarch!
Mobius The Mega Monarch ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk 2800 - Def 1000 - Aqua - Water
Sky- You could have summoned literally ANYTHING, but the Monarch cards, also, how in the heck did you get all the cards needed for that in turn one? Did you cheat because that seems mighty convenient to me.
Sylvio- What!? You dare accuse me of cheating!
Tate- Well it does seem kinda suspicious.
Monkey Side Character- How dare you accused Sawatari of such a thing.
Sky- Also, I shall now defeat you to prove that Birbs are amazing.
Sylvio- What? Birb? You have a speech impediment or something.
Sky- End your turn already.
Sylvio- Oh, right. Mobius would usually need to be summoned with two tributes because of its level, but thanks to its effect, I need only one monster to do so. Finally, I set a card and end my turn.
Zuzu- How will he beat him, it's a strong monster in turn one.
Yuya- I have faith in him.
Zuzu- *concern growing*
Sky- Hey nice as that is, you don't know me but I appreciate at least one of you being nice.
Kids- We support you as well!
Sky- Who are you again?
Kids- *Anime style fall*
Sky- Anyways, my turn. I draw!
Aslla Piscu- Hey idiot, you forgot to activate duel links mode as you called it.
Sky- SHIP!
Everyone- Huh?
Sky- Nothing hehe, family friendly here right? 'What do I do!?!?'
Aslla Piscu- For the sake of my host not being an idiot, I'll walk you through it best I can, five places for monsters, five places for spell and trap cards, and one place for the field spells. Ignoring the extra deck to the left and deck at the right.
Sky- 'Wish me luck.'
Aslla Piscu- No.
Sky- *Muttering* Stupid Birb.
Sky- I need some chocolate.
Sylvio- START YOUR TURN ALREADY!
Sky- Alright jeez. I activate the Field Spell, Mausoleum Of The Emperor and activate its effect. I pay 1000 life points to summon a monster that requires one monster to summon. I summon Fortune Lady Earth.
Sky 4000 LP - 3000 LP
Fortune Lady Earth ☆☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk ? - Def ?
Spellcaster - Earth
Sylvio- Question marks? Isn't that equivalent to no attack? You summoned a monster with no attack idiot.
Sky- Lemme show some Magic.
Fortune Lady Earth ☆☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk 2400 - Def 2400 - Spellcaster - Earth
Sylvio- *Anime blood cough* WHAT! But how?
Sky- Sky has to be sly, also Fortune Lady Earth's effect is she gains attack and defense equal to her level. And by that, I mean 400 attack per level she has.
Sylvio- Well, strong as it may be it is not strong enough to defeat Mobius. So HAH!
Shivers kid- Oh no, I am getting shivers from this.
Zuzu- He is right, even with 2400 attack, it's, not enough to defeat Sylvios monster.
Yuya- I'm sure Sky has a plan.
Sky- That I do dear Yuya, I activate the quick-play spell Time Passage to raise a Fortune Lady monster level by 3.
Sylvio- What will that do?
Sky- Are you for real? I JUST told you my monsters effect. HER effect.
Zuzu- It will raise Sky's Fortune Lady Earth's attack more!
Sky- THANK YOU, girls are so much better than boys I swear.
Sylvio- Raise its attack? OH NO!
Sky- Oh yes.
Fortune Lady Earth ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk 3600 - Def 3600 - Spellcaster - Earth
Yuya- 3600 Attack! That's so high up already!
Zuzu- Such a strong effect already and such attack. . . .
Shivers kid- SHIVERS :D
Tate- So Cool :D
Sylvio- No! It is strong enough to destroy my Mobius now!
Sky- Yes, Fortune Lady Earth, ATTACK MOBIUS! CURSED THORNS!
Sylvio 4000 LP - 3200 LP
Sylvio- AUGH!
Sky- Too EZ.
Yuya- Amazing Sky! :D
Kids- Awesome!
Zuzu- 'Maybe he won't lose after all.'
Sky- 'I'm gonna let him destroy my monsters and then ruin his whole career
Aslla Piscu- What?
Sky- 'I will let him think he can win this.'
Sky- I set a card and end my turn.
Fortune Lady Earth ☆☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk 2400 - Def 2400 - Spellcaster - Earth
Sylvio- Grr, I DRAW!
Sylvio- Excellent, I activate my face down, CALL OF THE HAUNTED!
Sky- Darn, Fortune Lady Earth's attack is back to 2400 hundred and he can summon Mobius again.
Sylvio- Exactly, I bring back Mobius The Mega Monarch!
Mobius The Mega Monarch ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk 2800 - Def 1000 - Aqua - Water
And that's not all, I got a classic card here. But first, Mobius attack that Witch!
*Mobius destroys Fortune Lady Earth*
Sky 3000 LP - 2600 LP
Sky- . . . .
Sky- Ow?
Aslla Piscu- Make it more believable and scream in agony.
*intense migrain*
Sky- AAAAAAGH
Sylvio- Yes, cower in fear to the great Sylvio Sawatari.
Sky- Shut Up.
Yuya- Oh no! His monster was destroyed already.
Zuzu- What will he do now?
Sylvio- Wait. *looks to the field*
Sylvio- Didn't you have a set face down card?
Sky- *Recovering from migrain* Yeah.
Sky- I activated it. Inherited Fortune.
Zuzu- Inherited Fortune?
Sky- When my Fortune Lady monster is destroyed, I can activate the trap card and summon up to Two Fortune Lady monsters from my hand.
Yuya- Wow really!
Sylvio- Grrr
Sky- I summon Fortune Lady Dark and Fortune Lady Past!
Fortune Lady Water ☆☆☆☆ - Atk 1200 - Def 1200 - Spellcaster - Water
Fortune Lady Past ☆ - Atk 200 - Def 200 - Spellcaster - Dark - Tuner
Zuzu- Two monsters back on the field, but the attack is not enough to destroy Mobius.
Sylvio- I set a card face down and end my turn. Your go, Sky.
Sky- Heh, that's you giving up already?
Sylvio- Shut up.
Sky- Draw!
Sky- *Smug* 'Hello again Birb.'
Aslla Piscu- Don't you dare use me again.
Sky- 'Considering.'
Sky- Now for the next effect of all Fortune Lady monsters.
Everyone- What? Final effect?
Sky- At the beginning of my next turn, and each turn, my Fortune Lady monsters gain one level on the standby phase.
Fortune Lady Water ☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk 1500 - Def 1500 - Spellcaster - Water
Fortune Lady Past ☆☆ - Atk 400 - Def 400 - Spellcaster - Dark - Tuner
Sylvio- They are still weak, what are you gonna do with that?
Sky- Well they are weak right now but i have a stronger card to work with right here.
*Signals to extra deck*
Sylvio- What! The extra deck has a card?
Yuya- Wow, you can Special Summon extra deck monsters Sky?
Sky- Yeah baby.
Zuzu- What can you summon though? You don't have polymerization do you?
Sylvio- 'That's right, I can even lower the monsters attack next turn anyways.'
Sylvio- What makes you think you can defeat me then huh, that card in your hand is polymerization isn't it. I know what you'll do next.
Aslla Piscu- I am considering destroying this smug bug myself now.
Sky- 'Too late.'
Sky- That's not it at all, I Tune Fortune Lady Past with Fortune Lady Water to Synchro Summon!
Yuya- Synchro-
Zuzu- Summon.
Sky- Fortune telling has gotten a bad rap, but this is surely the worst price to pay for any fortune's to be told by her. Come on out, Fortune Lady Every!
Fortune Lady Every ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk 2800 - Def 2800 - Spellcaster - Light - Synchro
Sylvio- Dear father. . . . .
Zuzu- So beautiful. . .
Yuya- Awesome Sky!
Kids- Amazing, it's so pretty!
Monkeys- 'Were we forgotten?
???‐ WOOOOOOOO!
Fortune Lady Every- HELLO NEW MASTER
*sailor moon-ish pose*
Sky- The fu-
Fortune Lady Every- It's so great to finally meet you, I am the duel spirit of the Fortune Lady Every you own, though let's keep it simple and call me Every.
Aslla Piscu- This is insulting.
Every- Hush dear birb
Aslla Piscu- Oh come on.
Sky- 'You have to be kidding me.'
Every- Let's focus on the battle first though yeah master?
Sky- *murmers* Don't say that please, I'm not that kind of person that's into that.
*Shakes head*
Sky- So, what do you think of her Sawabucky?
Sylvio- . . . . .
Sky- Umm, Sylvio?
Sylvio- . . . . . I ask that you give me that card. . . .
Everyone- Huh?
Sylvio- *Anime tears* It's so beautiful and deserves to be with me, not you filthy beast with you orange revealing outfit. It is too, *nosebleed* tantalizing.
Every- Oh no, I knew I was too pretty to exist.
Sky- What is going on?
Sylvio- I have to say that she is too beautiful, give her to me, no. I will take her from you after I beat you.
*Pointing at Sky*
Sky- 'Oh no, a Simp.'
Aslla Piscu- A Simp?
Every- A SIMP?! Master, please! You won't let that thing take me right?
Sky- For everyone's sake, I will end this now.
Sky- I won't even ask for permission, this is justified. I activate Mausoleum Of The Emperors effect and pay 2000 LP to summon a monster from my hand!
Sylvio- What? Well, it can't be strong enough to defeat my monster anyways.
Sky- The Nether realm would treat you correctly for those thoughts you just had Sawatari.
Sky- The gates from the Netherworld are opened to summon this monster to cause destruction, Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu! Destroy this disgusting man!
Sky- 2600 LP - 600 LP
Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk 2500 - Def 2500 - Dark - Winged Beast
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Female Worker- Sir!
Akaba- Energy source?
F Worker- It's that normal energy reported from before.
Akaba- Show me a image.
*Hummingbirb doing godzilla roar through video*
Akaba- Where is it coming from.
M Worker- It seems to be coming from the school. LDS.
Akaba- Show me an image of all duel rooms. Find whoever has that, Winged Beast.
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*Hummingbirb godzilla roars*
Sylvio- What in my father's name is that?!
Zuzu- It's so big!
Yuya- It makes me feel small!
Shivers kid- It gives me shivers, and not the good kind.
Tate- Shivers are when you get cold or are afraid, neither are good.
Girl whose name I forgot- But that is scary. . . .
Sky POV
Sky- 'Ow, what is this burning feeling now?'
*Finds mark of the Hummingbird on right hand*
Sky- 'This will be fun to hide, but then again. In this closed space Akaba man will find out who I am in here.'
Aslla Piscu- I feel, ALIVE!
What the others heard
*Hummingbirb screech*
Sky- I start the battle phase now, beware Sawatari.
Sylvio- Uh, what? Oh! Well your monsters are all too weak and even if you do you won't get much value with that low of LP Sky.
Zuzu- As I hate to admit it, both of Sky's monsters are too weak to dest-
Sky- Aslla Piscu, ATTACK DIRECTLY!
Everyone- NANI!
*Giant beak peck*
*Sylvio Sawatari has dodged but failed to dodge all of it and suffered splash damage*
Sylvio- 3200 LP - 2500 LP = 700 LP
Sylvio- Aaagh!
Sky- I end my turn.
Yuya- That card can attack directly. . . .
Zuzu- He didn't hold back. . .
Kids- He is so cool.
Monkey henchmen- Sawatari Sir are you ok?
Sylvio- I'm fine! I draw!
Sky- Effects won't help much Sawatari.
Sylvio- We will see about that. I activate the quick-play spell Ego Boost to boost Mobius The Mega Monarch's attack by 1000 points!
Mobius The Mega Monarch ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ - Atk 3800 - Def 1000 - Aqua - Water
Sky- Ego boost for sure if you think you can win.
Sylvio- SILENCE! Now I activate Ligthing Vortex! I discard one card and destroy all of your monsters.
Zuzu- What!
Yuya- This isn't good.
Tate- How will Sky recover from that? He only has 600 LP?
Sky- 'And that's game'
*Smug grin*
*Sylvio notices the Poo eating grin*
Sylvio- What are you so happy about? You have lost so your Fortune Lady Every is mine now and so will be those Pendulum cards!
Sky- I activate Aslla Piscus effect and I win.
Sky- Revenge of the Baneful.
*Sylvio gets hit by dark orbs*
Sylvio - 700 LP - 800 LP = 0 LP
Sky Wins
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M Worker- Sir, we have found the owner of the card.
Akaba- Show me.
*Live video of duel ending*
Akaba- Who is that?
F Worker- We have no data of them sir.
Akaba- Must be from a dimension then. They did use a strong Synchro energy monster after all.
M Worker- The attire though look like that of a stri-
Akaba- Find out who that is. Talk to Sawatari's son and get information. We need to know if this is friend or foe.
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General POV
Sylvio- *Flabbergasted*
Sky- *Smug evil grin*
*Sudden turn looking pleasantly normal*
Sky- So who wants some food? I know a recipe from my mother for some Enchiladas! They are to die for, literally! She fought some homeless man once for them.
Yushow kids- :O
Sky- *Walks them out*
Sky- Well im sure you want to ask some questions so ill answer them once we get something to eat. I'm starving after beating some rich person in a children's trading card game.
Aslla Piscu- That was satisfying.
Every- I didn't get to hit him myself though. . . .
Sky- I'm too tired to deal with anything else so food and then sleep.
Yuya- But I have so many questions.
Zuzu- I do too.
*Sawatari yelling in distance*
Sylvio- YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
Sky- Did you hear something?
Yuya- I think I did?
Sky- Must've been for me.