Sakurai & Sukuna Kisarabe: Heyyyyy Mel!!!
V: Mel, who are they *with a furious look on her face*
Karito: damn Mel, I heard you wanted a harem for yourself but twins is crazy
Mel: first off, they aren't my women
Raijin: why not
Mel: because neither of them uses a sword
Karito: V doesn't use a sword either
Mel: she is different
*V blushes*
Mel: second, why are you two here and in schoolgirl uniforms
Sakurai: we came to see our husband
Mel: not your husband
Sukuna: well as someone who not only beat us in combat but is also resistant to our charm according to succubus customs we must marry you
Mel: I'm not a succubus and like I said you guys don't use a sword
Sakurai: so it's ok for you to blow our backs out, but you can't marry us
Sukuna: yeah, you are such a jerk
Sakurai: the way you trust your long, thick sword into us
Sukuna: and proceed to mount us and tower over us
Karito and Raijin: Mel you dirty dog
Mel: stop saying things where they will misunderstand, you know that's not how it happened
V: please enlighten us on how it really happened, Mel!! *With a furious look on her face*
Mel: so baby, you remember when I went to universe 30 for that tournament to see who was the best close-range fighter
Karito: wait, there was a tournament, how come we didn't get an invite?
Mel: well, one you had to be a demon to enter, and two Jester has the connections and told me to sign up
Raijin: but ye, not a demon, or are you
Mel: no, I'm not, but as strong as we are, changing my appearance to look and smell like a demon isn't that hard to do. So anyway, what Jester didn't tell me was that it was a team tournament and in the finals is where we met them.
Raijin: so you and Jester fight these two, but they only fall in love with you, sounds like you did something else
Mel: no Jester left me in the finals to fight them alone, luckily these two aren't trained as well in martial arts as they are in the art of seduction, so I won with a little effort
Karito: that means Jester was hypnotized by these two and sold you
Jester: actual...hehehehe they slipped me 200 dollars and told me to pretend to be seduced
Karito: so for only 200 dollars, you sold him out
Jester: no, I'm loaded... so I sold him out for only 50 bucks
Karito: wait!! 50 why
Jester: because the look on his face when he heard me change the number was hilarious... so hilarious I wanted to lower it more
Sukuna: well, the fact of the matter is that you are our husband now
Sakurai: yup, so treat us well hubby
V: well, I'm not ok with this
Sukuna: why not number 1?
V: wait number 1?
Sakurai: of course, everyone knows that you are number 1 and the most important wife
V: number 1... important, *shaking hips and staring into space*
Mel: stop hypnotizing my wife
Sukuna & Sakurai: aww your no fun
Karito: ok so now onto the real questions' lover boy
Mel: hmm?
Raijin: how strong are they?
Karito: what are their cup sizes?
Raijin & Karito: and do you plan on smashing
Mel: 1. They are about half as strong as us individually, but equal to us once they combine
Karito: combine?
Raijin: special trait of succubus when two succubus share a bond and have around the same power level, they can combine to become way stronger... It's how they fought back against those resistant to their charms
Karito: how did you know that?
Raijin: google
Mel: real convent anyway Sakurai is a g cup while Sukuna is a 36 dd, and lastly I'm undecided
Sakurai: wait, you would try to hit but won't put a ring on it, shame on you
Sukuna: shame on you
V: shame on you
Mel: not you to V
Sukuna & Sakurai & V: cold shoulder
V: c'mon ladies, let's go do some wife bonding
Sakurai & Sukuna: yay!!!
Sukuna: let's go pick some wedding rings
Sakurai: ooh, let's go
Karito: well they're gone, what you guys want to get into
Mel: well, it is 4 of us, how bout some 2 on 2 sparring
Raijin: I'm down
Jester: count me in
Kami & Barakou: count us in also
Mac & Kenshin: we want in as well
Izunagi & Rotoro: we'll be joining as well
Mel: Izu where were you this class period
Izunagi: at home gaming, I heard today's class wasn't mandatory
Kami: wait, it wasn't damn I could've been at home tryna hit prestige 4 in cod
Izunagi: wow, I just got prestige 4 today
Karito: wait, you guys play cod also
Mel & Mac & Raijin & Rotoro & Kenshin & Jester: I do also
Raijin: damn, we should all add each other
Mac: wait, what does everyone play on
All together: playstation!!!
Katae& Anjou: Xbox!!!
Kenshin: go home
Mel: can't believe you guys
Anjou: *yawn* yeah yeah, I heard you guys are going to spar, count us in also
Light: got room for two more
Jey: yeah, we want in
Mel: so much for a light spar but aye that means we can do six match ups
Karito: what about Sozo, Naiko, Sai, and Asuna
Jey: Sozo and Naiko went to the arcade or drinking Naiko didn't really specialize which one
Light: then Sai left as soon as class ended, while I'm pretty sure Asuna wasn't here today either
Katae: hey, what about that other guy Vlad
Mel: I forgot bout him
Jey: he wasn't here either, I could tell because he sits right in front of me... it was nice to look down on him
Mel: wow... so anyway, how are we deciding the matchups
Karito: everyone pick a captain and pick a lot
[pulls lots]
Karito: ok matchups are team Jester & Mel vs Anjou & Katae, team 2 Kami & Barakou vs Jey & Light, team 3 Mac & Kenshin vs Izunagi & Rotoro, team 4 Karito & Raijin fighting the winners
Mel: I like these match ups look like I might break a sweat
Kami: seems I get my rematch
Light: at this point, I think it's just destined to be
Raijin: alright then, let's get this show on the road
with the tournament being just tomorrow some of the boys choose to spend the rest of their day fighting it out, how will these match ups turn out
-chapter 11 end-