I will start to fight the first little monster.
I am confident.
It is for those who follow that i am not.
I am in so much fear and stress....
Thus the idea to make a lesson about how to survive (it isn't for zombie!!!):
1.Be young
2.Don't do stupid thing.
3. Don't follow friend with bad luck in a get away( if i have a word to say i will add that for me it is part of rule 2 but...)
4.Relax
5. Don't relax too much you ain't a marshmallow.
6.have good luck.
7.Don't kill yourself.
8. Sleep.
9. Very important !!!! Breath.
10. eat and drink, if you are a vampire you can be exempted of at least one of this task.
11. Clean your house seriously.
12. Avoid the sun and deep water.
13. Don't take the car.
14. Look behind you sometimes.
15. Lock your house.
16. go to the toilet ( your product is stuck in your ass? Drink some orange juice with something very spicy and it will drip out).
17. is your face yellow? Go to the hospital( your liver will thank you).
18.your heart hurt?go to the hospital you little goblin of a stupid ass father.
19. No it ain't normal to have torturing headache. Hospital ain't a decoration.
20. Never trust a doctor totally.
21. Keep a record of everything message, call, etc ( you can erase your history with porn though).
22. Going in an unfamiliar place? Don't forget to open the tracking option( localisation of position) in your gsm.
23.Take a picture of suspicious people and send them to friends.
24. Never trust a friend.(never trust family) People who kill you is often someone you know.
25.alway make it clear to other that some people know where you are and with who(even if it ain't true).
26. Learn to lie for the big thing.
27.No is a word invented for one reason.
28.Never trust the ground.
29.In front of big bear don't run don't scream pretend to be dead and hope it ain't true.( the beast may or may not try to bite you a bit to see if you react so try to be winning oscar actor and just swallow your pain)( if it is black fight it, if it is white rest in peace).
30.pee on the blood sucker .
31. A lion is in front of you? Well why you are in front of him? i can't help you.
32.conclusion: don't go in the fucking savanna.
33. In case you didn't listen know that a. Alligator jump so be sure to be at least 3 meter away from it b.don't follow the kangoroo.
34. i am a firm believer than staying in your house is a good choice to maximise your survival chance.
35. Don't burn the house
36.your phone is your best friend, keep it fully charged with the credit to call anyone.
37. Keep in mind that apparently some may explose so...
38. Don't drink the offered drink. I love free thing but hell most of this still has a price.
39. Don't take what your cellmate give you.
40. speak less, think more.
41. Check your car
42. Hand tied? dislocking your thumb may help.
43.a key between your finger is a little knife remember it.
44. After a fight remember to go for a check up. People die of intern blood loss without knowing it.
45. Don't die.