"The message box is glowing..."
Robin pursed his lips for a moment, a slight twitch forming in the corner of his mouth.
He glanced casually toward the desk and the empty boards laid out before him, then turned back and tapped on the glowing message icon with a lazy finger.
"Well, I don't think it'll take much of my time anyway. Let's get this over with."
*Zzzznn*
"Ooh, that's… a lot." Robin's eyes widened instantly in sheer disbelief.
He found himself suddenly staring at millions upon millions of unread messages, originating from hundreds of thousands of different sources scattered across the known and unknown galaxies.
"What is happening here? Did I become the central emergency hub of the entire cosmos without knowing it?!"
He began rapidly flipping through the endless list like a man searching for sanity.
"Who even are all these people, exactly?"