"I've made up my mind today!" Mom Jiang said without a doubt, and then unreasonably added, "Pangpang is just a cat, what can she do to your phone? Huh? Could she possibly help you reply to WeChat messages?"
"That's exactly what she did!" Jiang Yibai gritted his teeth.
"What? Really?" Mom Jiang's eyes widened in shock.
Just as Jiang Yibai thought his mother might finally deal with the cat for him, he heard her exclaim instead, "That's amazing! Mua! Kitty!"
With that, she kissed the cat.
Cheng Suisui immediately rubbed her cheek against Mom Jiang's face.
Jiang Yibai gasped in frustration, threw down the feather duster, and went straight back to his bedroom.
He scrolled through his contact list and found Mengmeng.
Jiang Yibai: Would you believe me if I said that my cat replied to your Moments post?
Mengmeng: ...Stop kidding.
Jiang Yibai: I'm serious!
Mengmeng: It's broad daylight, why are you dreaming?
