A/N: I have no right to say anything as Its been years since my last chapter. I have no excuses as writing was an outlet for me and my imaginations. Back then I lost my motivation and left this for dust. However... due to a certain game I have regained my urge to write and dream this fairytale of mine. I do not ask for forgiveness nor do expect you to support me. I just want to write my fantasy into a physical form...
A/N: If you're a newcomer welcome to the hole I created of undertale
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The inside of the house would be considered normal with various furniture, a kitchen, and some household items. If it wasn't for the fact that various streams of ketchup and mustard stained the entire house.
"Papyrus! What happened here!" Blue said with shock and anger. He immediately dropped the box of tacos and stormed into the house. D followed in suite snickering in amusement while picking up the box of tacos. In the middle of the living room two table were positioned as bunkers at opposite side of the room. Ketchup and mustard flew through the air like missiles staining the carpet and walls. Old hard crackers acting like bullets flew through the air scratching and chipping surrounding furniture.
'Damn it looks like WW3 in here' D thought to himself watching Blue drag the four culprits by the scruff of their shirts.
"I can't believe that you guys would do this! I mean look at this place! Everything is stained in condiments! Even our old vase is broken by the food you guys were throwing around!" Blue said exasperated. D looked over to see Swap Papyrus, Dream, Ink, and Swap Chara looking down in shame... Actually it looked more like being disappointed because the fun was over.
"Papyrus! I can't believe you would allow this kind of behavior!" Blue complained to his older brother which made Swap Papyrus sheepishly grin.
"C'mon bro... It is good have a little fun once a while" Swap Papyrus said with a grin.
"Yeah! He did his job by letting the guests have fun!" Ink included while Dream just turns his head in little guilt. Blue just shook his head in shame before noticing the slight colored tints on their cheeks.
"Wait... are you all drunk!!!" Blue screamed while shaking the life out of Ink.
"Relax Bro... the kid didn't drink anyth-"
"That's not the problem!!!" Blue snapped his head towards Swap Papyrus with wrathful stare. Meanwhile Dream and Swap Chara pried Ink out of Blue's grasps as he threw up buckets of ink with spirals for eyes.
"You all will fix this mess this instant!!! Papyrus you get the broomsticks while I'll get the detergents" Blue grumbled.
"But Bro..."
"I said this instant!" Blue growled again forcing Swap papyrus to sulk and slowly walk towards the broom closet.
"And don't think you three are safe from punishment either!" Blue said pointing towards Chara and the two remaining skeletons before turning back to D.
"Sorry for the mess... I really didn't expect this to happen on your first visit" Blue said with a sigh.
"Nah its fine, to be honest I'm little 'boned out' that I couldn't join~" D said with a grin causing another sigh from Blue and a chuckle from the Ink, Dream, and Swap Chara. D then looked around the house to see the horrors the crew made with food. The couch was stained with ketchup and mustard while being littered with meat patties, the walls were soaked of relish pierced by sharp hard bread, the floor was covered with sharp broken chips and several condiment bottles still oozing from their tips.
"I think I can help a little" D said raising his hand in the air as a floating button with the words Overwrite on it before pressing it. The room flickers and glitches before returning to normal. All the stains and stray food faded away as D picked up and positioned the two now repaired tables into an appropriate place by the kitchen. Blue, Dream, and Swap Chara looked upon this in awe while ink had a dead expression on his face with white pupils.
"Wowie! I didn't know you could do that!" Blue said in awe as he pats me on the shoulder.
"Neat trick right?" D said with a gloating grin. By now Swap Papyrus came back with several broomsticks in hand.
"Ok I got the broomsticks" Swap Papyrus begrudgingly before looking at the now spotless living room.
"huh... does this mean I don't have to clean now?" Swap Papyrus asked with a expectant tone.
"No you don't... but you will still get a punishment later for this! These are our guests!" Blue replied with a puff.
"Great... cause I was really getting 'Bone-Tired' here after throwing all that food" Swap Papyrus said with a grin before snapping his fingers causing the broomsticks in his hand to teleport back into the closet.
"Well its almost dinner time so lets get this show on the road alright?" Blue said before picking up the two boxes of tacos and head into the kitchen. Meanwhile Dream, Ink, and Swap Chara all stare at D.
"Soooo... what do you guys want to talk about?" D awkwardly asks.
"Well... first of all since how long could you glitch and shape reality? very few sans can do that you know?" Dream asked in curiosity as Swap Chara nods in agreement.
"Wait... the house is clean is because of D? Neat thanks bro" Swap Papyrus said while giving me a fist bump.
"No problem bro, and to answer your question Dream... I guess I got it by random chance a bit before the christmas dinner"
"You got abilities that can reshape reality and rules, abilities that only godlike people can wield... by chance?" Dream said with a deadpan stare.
"Yes" D replied with a hard poker face. Ink who was silent the entire time step up and grabbed both of D's shoulders and stared dead into his eyes with emotionless pupils which brought great discomfort to D.
"Uh... is there something wrong?" D asked as the Ink continued to stare into D's eyes for another solid 10 seconds before his eyes changed to a yellow star and green square.
"Nope! I was just think how you would fare against Error! He doesn't really like people who can glitch that much~" Ink said with an exaggerated happy tone.
"Ah... ok?" D said in confusion before turning to Swap Chara.
"I think this is the first time we met, the names Sans but since there are multiple sanses you can just call me D" D said while reaching out his bony hand. Swap Chara smile as she returned the handshake. In the next moment Blue bursts out of kitchen with several steaming plates of tacos with one even balancing on his head.
"WHO'S HUNGRY!!!" Blue cheerfully yelled as he placed the the places of tacos on the table as everyone else huddled around and sat down. D took one taco and took a bite into it as flavors burst into his mouth. The taco was hard shelled with ground beef at the bottom with lettuce, tomato, and onions in between topped with sour cream.
"So how do you like it?" Blue asked with an excited and expectant gaze.
"Its pretty good Blue-"
"I didn't ask for your opinion Ink" Blue turned to Ink with a glare causing him to sulk before turning back to D with smile.
"Its taste like a good taco" D said in appreciation as it really was a good taco. Blue beamed with joy from D's positive response.
"I feel like there is some favoritism here" Ink grumbled leading to another glaring stare from Blue causing him to sulk again. Soon enough all the tacos were eaten with each plate spotless.
"I think I'm going to hit the hay now... night bros" Swap Papyrus said while waving as he head upstairs into his room.
"Night bro!" Blue said before turning to D.
"I think it time we go to bed too as you can never sleep too early! You can stay in my room and Dream and Ink can sleep on the couch"
"Hey! why do we have to sleep on the couch!" Ink retorted with a pout.
"Cause you guys made a mess earlier!" Blue retorted back earning a another pout from ink and helpless smile from Dream.
"Anyhow... lets go!" Blue said taking D's hand and bringing him up the stairs into his room leaving Dream and Ink behind. Blue brought D into his room before reaching below his bed to pull out a spare mattress. In the meantime D was observing Blue's room and its contents. There was a blue and white rug with with a bone pattern, a treadmill in the corner, a computer in another corner by the window side, and finally a bright blue sports car framed bed that Blue is currently pulling a mattress out of underneath.
"There! You can use this sleep" Blue said wiping his head of non-existent sweat as he places a spare pillow and blanket on top.
"Thanks Blue" D said with a smile causing Blue to blush a deep blue.
"N-no problem..." Blue said with a flustered tone as he jumped on his bed and drilled underneath his own blanket. D just sighs at his own charisma as he hits the light switch by the door and lay on top of the futon. In the darkness D could only hear Blue's sleeping breaths as he stared at the ceiling. He raised his hand again causing the overwrite button to appear again.
'I really hope you don't bring anymore trouble to me...' D thought to himself while staring into the overwrite button deep purple hue. Before long D found himself fast asleep in this new adventure.