James: What are we gonna do?
Franco: I propose that we go away, and never come back!
James: I don't think that's a good idea, they may eventually find us.
Alfredo: Then what we do? You have something right? Like a light that if you flash it everybody forgets everything, they've seen!
James: Well, not that kind of weapon but, a more harmful one, if it's really needed, like an emergency I...I...have a nuclear bomb...
Freddy: What?
James: Uh, I said, I Have A Nuclear Bomb.
Lorenzo: W-what do you mean a "nuclear bomb", it's a joke right?
James: Nope. You see, the "fuel" this car uses it's a type that, if it is managed uncarefully enough, it releases a quantity of energy superior to a nuclear bomb, maybe equal to a hydrogen one? I can't really measure it.
That explanation left his friends agape, they couldn't believe they've been sitting on a bomb the entire time, then Franco had a panic attack, he started screaming and fidget, he wanted to go down immediately, so for the sake of their lives, James started to land behind the stage. Before the wheels touched the ground, James spoke to his friends.
James: Ok guys they may have not seen us in around 10 years and our names may be in history books, but remember this is not our country, they don't speak Italian, they have a different culture! So I will be the translator between you and the public, if you want to speak ask me first!
Everyone agreed and some seconds later when the car landed, they all got out with an oppressing fear of what they could've seen. All of them had an image in mind of how the population would look like, but the common thought was that they all were post-apocalyptic mutants or something along the lines. All lined up, one by one, they walked up the stairs of the stage, the first was Alfredo, then Freddy, Lorenzo, and lastly James.
Everyone: Mamma mia!
In front of them, there were answers to all their questions. No humans in sight, not even one. All there were, was a crowd full of figures that looked like they came from the sketchbook of an artist, but they were there, in 3D, fully colored. Some looked like dragons, others like common animals, and some even like movie characters. James and the others felt a crushing pressure on their chests but still managed to keep it for themself. Behind them, there were some scientists including Dr. Jordan Lavoie who was a big red dragon, with a blue line crossing his body horizontally and 2 big wings folded behind him. They all looked at them, with a mix of shock and panic. James then walked to the microphone and started speaking.
James: S-so, I see that- well, human-kind didn't survive. Strange huh, but it's ok. Didn't predict that but ok.
Lorenzo: James are you fine?
James: Fine? OH YEAH, I'M SUPER-FINE! NOW THAT THE ENTIRETY OF HUMANITY IS GONE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS!!
Alfredo: Ehi Ehi Ehi! Calm down, humans ain't gone. There must be someone still alive, maybe we are just in the wrong place!
James: OH REALLY?! THEN LET'S ASK THE THINGS!! *turns at the microphone* HEY IS THERE ANY HUMANS IN THIS CRAZY WORLD HUH?!
James's face was red from the anger and screaming, the mayor at his question slowly approached him. She was a mountain lion, pretty tall, but still a little intimidated by them, she or the entire population never heard or seen one.
Mayor: I-I'm sorry but we never heard of a human. Would you like to be- *James interrupts her*
James: How do you think I'm going to answer? Like: "Oh yes please let me become a citizen of your city" THIS IS NOT A ZOOTOPIA FANFICTION, DID YOU EVEN READ THE GENRE OF THIS BOOK, IT SAYS SCI-FI!
Alfredo: What is he talking about?
Franco: I don't know.
While James continued breaking the 4rth wall, some gymnastic moose in black smoking walked on the stage, when James saw them he quickly announced:
James: Ok let's cut the talks, I have a hydrogen bomb with me and I can detonate it with the simple press of a button!
Mayor: What's a hydrogen bomb?
James: The scariest thing my species has ever done!
The moose then took James and his friends with them, under their armpits, but the mayor shouted at them and told to put them down. They did so, and when the group of friends touched the ground, they all started a run for the Delorean, which when it was turned on it revealed that there wasn't enough fuel to fly or move.
James: Crap!
Alfredo: Then what now?
The Mayor then knocked at the window where James was, but seeing that he wouldn't respond, she went to the other window, probably because there was Lorenzo which looked like one them. But when Lorenzo lowered the window he said:
Lorenzo: Uh, Sorry, no English.
James: See he doesn't want to speak with you now leave us alone or we will shoot you with our eye lasers!
Alfredo: Don't say things like that, or we will have to demonstrate them!
Mayor: Don't worry son I have a translator with me, what language do you speak?
Lorenzo: Italian.
Mayor: What language?
Lorenzo: Italian!
James: Oh c'mon, even Italian now is gone! Don't tell me you don't even have a calendar?
Mayor: We actually do!
James: Then what year is it?
Mayor: 3020.
James: Sorry what?
Mayor: 3020!
James: Is this a joke?
Mayor: Why would I lie?
James: OH-MY-GOD! *takes out the calculator*
Mayor: What are you doing?
James: Carry over the four...divided by the diameter of the earth... multiply with 200% of the speed of light and...damn it!
Alfredo: What?
James: Let's just say, we accidentally traveled 990 years more than we should've!
Franco: So now...?
James: Yes, now we are bicentenaries!
Everyone: YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Mayor: Why are they screaming?
James: We are officially the oldest living things in the world!
Someone then from the crowd of the congress, saw the conversation between the mayor and the aliens, so she shouted:
Guy: Aha! I knew it! The government hid the aliens, and now she is talking to them, they all want to control us with the vaccines! We must stop this, everyone attack!
The crowd started to fidget, and climb over the metal fences between them and the stage, to go and beat the aliens up, but the 2 big moose stopped the assault and said with a firm voice:
Moose: Everyone that will try to interrupt the first contact with the aliens will go to jail. Please stay back!
The crowd slowly but shortly began calming down, until eventually, everybody was where it was. On their chairs. But Dr. Jordan Lavoie went to the mayor, he had seen enough and wanted to get closer to the "aliens", so he walked over them.
Dr. Jordan Lavoie: Mrs. Mayor, I don't think it's a good idea to talk with these creatures, nothing can guarantee us that they don't want to conquer Earth; but I will sacrifice myself for the good of science!
Mayor: Oh shut up Jordan!
Dr. Jordan: Then let's start the questions. First: From what planet are you from?
James: Well, it depends on perspectives, you see I've rotates around Earth for like 10 minutes or less for me but for you, it is been like 1000 years, so yeah, I think we are from Earth!
Dr. Jordan: Wait how can 1000 years for me be 10 minutes for you?!
James: It's the principle of time dilation, Einstein! You should be a scientist!
Dr. Jordan: What's an Einstein?
James: We'll discuss it later-
Then, form the control panel of the Delorean, a light begins flashing followed with a *bip* sound.
James: Well, if you catch me!
James then turned on the car and flew away, the fastest as possible, but the sudden rush made the mayor and Dr. Jordan fall on the grass.
Mayor: Now we have a second problem, the aliens! What a day!
Dr. Jordan: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND LUCY! ALIENS EXIST! WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH WE CAN LEARN FROM THEM, WE HAVE TO CATH THEM AT ALL COST!!
Mayor: Shh, don't call me with my name at work, that's unprofessional!
Dr. Jordan: Oh yeah sorry, I was excited...
Mayor: But yeah, you're right, we must catch them, imagine what they can do to our city, and the danger is even amplified by the fact that they are teenagers!
Dr. Jordan: Oh God.