March 4, 3012
In a jungle filled with lots of trees and plants.
A man woke up.
"What?"
"Where is this?"
This man was obviously Lin fan.
"Could it be!"
Lin fan rushed to a nearby pond. He stared at his reflection. He saw a man with dirty blond hair and thin figure.
He stared long and hard but he can't accept it.
"If this is what I think it is, Then why do I still look the same?"
"Maybe its a transmigration instead of reincarnation?"
If you guessed it correctly, He is a chuni.
Every day and night he fantasized about entering a whole new world and fight monsters and bang hot girls.
"If this is a transmigration story, Then where was truck-kun?"
He pondered while he stared at the nearby plants.
"Doesn't seem like I'm in a different world."
"Maybe it's a parallel world where everything is the same except for one thing?"
"Yeah! That has to be it!"
Lin fan says this to himself while indulging in deep, deep Denial.
Suddenly he heard the water splash behind him. He turned around and saw The biggest Hippo he had ever laid eyes on.
The hippo looked at him as if he were a piece of meat. He wasn't exactly wrong.
"Well shit."
Lin fan took 1 second to react before he turn around and bolted out.
"WHY DOES BAD STUFF HAPPEN TO ME!!"
Lin fan ran so fast that usain bolt would look at His legs and feel absolute shame.
"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!!"
Lin fan looked back to see if he was still being chased, And He regretted that decision.
What he saw was not one, Not two, Not three but 6 Ginourmos hippos Chasing after him.
Several years later he would have multiple night mares of this scene.
'Am I really gonna die again?'
'Shit!'
'I haven't even bang my first girl yet!'
Suddenly he turned to the left and ran through bush.
The hippos went after the bushes but they were unable to find him.
Soon, They all went home to find other prey.
Somewhere around that area was Lin fan hiding. He was gripping a tree branch that was near him and used it to climb the 5 meter tall three.
'Be Still my Little beating heart!!'
Soon, He had calmed down almost completely.
"Why do they hate me so much."
"I was just passing through."
Lin fan wasn't really the brightest as he wondered why the 7 foot tall hippos were chasing after meat.
'Were they wanting to eat me?'
Yes Lin fan, You finally figured it out you dumb
piece of shit. I hate you, We hate you. Fuck you! If I could, I would send tigers to get your sorry little ass, You fuckwit!
'Now what?'
He pondered as he thought of his next course of action.
'I'm in this big jungle, There are probably lots of predators around, And I'm hungry'
'What will I do.'
'I could either make a shelter, Run around to try and find civilization, Or I could try and observe what this is'
'wait'
'Shouldnt I have something like a golden finger like in those novels?'
He thought that as he tried to concentrate on his hand.
"Fireball!"
It didnt work
"Thunderball!"
Nope
"Shazam!!"
He then tried to concentrate on his feet. He then fisted the air and.
"Fly!"
"Up, Up and away!"
He then continued for another minute before he realized that he doesn't have a superpower.
'What the hell?!'
'Shouldn't I have a power that let's me cheat my way out of this jungle?'
'This is bullshit!'
'Where is my golden finger!'
He then promptly gave up on trying to be superman.
He scrutinized his surroundings before trying a different plan.
'What should I do?'