Hongfeng Market.
A banner with red background and yellow characters was hung in front of a store, the banner read: Mop Mega Sale, Skydiving Price! Spitting Blood Price!
A man stood atop a stool, sporting a beer belly, his face greasy and gleaming, the hairline touching everyone's heart, as he enthusiastically hawked his wares.
"Yesterday, people bought them for sixty plus, today only in the forties," the man held up a mop high in his hand, full of passion, "Don't ask me why, the factory manager is my cousin!"
Passerby: "..."
After the man finished his pitch, he snapped his fingers, and then the music started.
Beside him on another stool, a sweet-looking girl swung a mop in each hand and began to sing!
"Buy me, buy me."
"Buy me and take me home to mop the floor."
"Buy me, buy me."
"Buy me and take me home to wipe the windows."
"Buy me, buy me."
Passerby: "..."
The owner of this shop must have been the former manager of Jiangnan Leather Factory, no wonder it went bankrupt.
