Xue Yonggan was a scumbag.
He started dating at the age of five, and had a total of nine girlfriends.
His first girlfriend was Xiao Hua from the kindergarten class next door, because Xiao Hua's brother had lots of marbles, so he "dated" Xiao Hua.
Later, Xiao Hua's affections wandered, she secretly gave away the mooncake he gave her to Lu Jiangtang, the new kid at kindergarten, and Xue Yonggan "broke up" with her.
But no worries, he quickly found a second girlfriend, Xiao Mei, who had a top-notch green wig that looked super cool, so, he "dated" Xiao Mei. Later, Xiao Mei gave him the wig, so he "broke up" with her.
His third girlfriend was from the same neighborhood as him, and she was really good at Candy Crush.
His girlfriend asked him, "Am I prettier or is Dada prettier?"
Xue Yonggan didn't understand why girls liked to ask such humiliating questions.
So, it wasn't his fault that he insulted someone: "Of course, it's Dada."
