for so many years i've been guiding the soul's of the dead to their next life,
if the soul was a good person in his past life i bless him and his family before giving him a new life, if he was a bad person i curse his new life and let him reap what he sow,
after all it wasn't really important what i do to them because they will always die and come back to me and start all over again
and the truth is i never believed that anyone deserves to get his soul destroyed
you see, if you are alive you can always change yourself and correct what you have done in your past, but if your soul got destroyed you are just gone, but i believe that every one deserves to have a chance to correct his deeds, like me,
but i never thought that i'll be the one to destroy my own soul,
but i don't regret it, at least now i can rest in peace,
you know?
after being in this infinite darkness for so long you'll discover that it isn't that bad after all, it's kinda calming.
.....
maybe there is only one thing i really regret,
i lived for more than 3000 years.....and i'm still a virgin...
Do you know how hard it is to be a virgin god while you have a goddess like ((charlot)) as your friend???
i mean this girl have THE BEST boobs, I SWEAR TO THE UPPER-GODS she is the best
she deserve to be the goddess of life,
if i can squeeze her boobs one time only :"(
oh good, now i have a erection Fuck
....wait what??
*suddenly i can open my eye's*
*i'm laying naked on the ground*
- what in the actual hell??
*the sun is so strong that it hurts my eyes, it took me a several minutes to get used to it*
it looks like i'm in some sort of a jungle
- what the fuck is going on
*the sound came from behind trees*
((GOOD MORNING PRINCESS))
-??!!
- SHOW YOURSELF
*a little kid appeared from behind one of the trees*
*the kid looked like he was 8 years old human, with pale skin and white hair and red eyes, he looked like a rabbit*
= you are finally awake
*there is something suspicious about this kid*
- who are you?
= woah!! why the scary glare??!
- because you look very suspicious
= RUDE!!! i look cute <3 <3 <3
- aha as i said you are suspicious as fuck
= who's more suspicious?? the cute kid or the naked boy in the jungle with....
- wait what?
*i remembered that i'm still naked*
- oh yeah, i forgot about that :D
= shameless...
- cut the bullshit, who are you?
= You are really hot tempered aren't you ((Texula))?
- ???!!, how do you know my name??
= WOAAAH, THE SCARY GLARE AGAIN!!!
*he smiles and looks to me in the eyes*
= my name is ((Xaril)) and you know exactly who am i
Texula:....
Xaril: :3
Texula: you are one of the upper-gods ain't you?
Xaril: BINGO!! you are smarter than you look!!
Texula: and what is an upper-god like you doing on....where are we??
Xaril: we are on earth, and for the other question i was here to revive you
Texula: revive me?? BUT HOW??!! I DESTROYED THE SOUL CORE YOU CAN'T JUST REVIVE SOMETHING ISN'T HERE ANYMORE!!
Xaril: Kid, i'm the one who decide either i can revive you or not
Texula: but why??? why would an upper-god do something as reviving me??? the upper-gods never leaves ((arcanala))
Xaril: Welp, i was bored :"D
Texula:.....wait what??
Xaril: the truth is, when we blessed you with immortality we gave you something that only us have, something that every god and demon wants,
but you decided to throw that bless away and kill yourself just for the sake of everyone, the humans the magical creatures, the gods, the demons, the people who hated you, and the people who BETRAYED you, you didn't think of all that,
so, when you did what you did you really touched my sweet little heart :")
so i've decided to help you out and give you a little gift that's why i revived you.
Texula: i....i really don't know how to thank you.
Xaril: Don't thank me yet :"3
Texula: ??
Xaril: nothing.... :"3
Texula: does the rest know that i'm alive? and why do I feel weak af?
Xaril: OH YEAH, ABOUT THAT :"D
*he can hardly prevent himself from laughing*
Texula: what??
Xaril: you are just a human now, and no one remembers shit about you :""D
*he bursts out laughing*
Texula:....wut?
Xaril: YEAAH, that's my gift for you :""D
Texula: HOW IS THAT A GIFT???!!!
Xaril: now you can have a break from all the gods shit,you see if no one remembers you
no one will hate you right?? :""D
Texula: and my friends?
Xaril: try to befriend them again :"D
Texula: and my powers?
Xaril: try to get powerful again it's more fun this way :""D
Texula: : D
Carol: :""D
Texula: ....YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID ALL THIS JUST TO HAVE FUN DIDN'T YOU??
Xaril: AAAAAAAHH, I'M HEARING BAD WORDS, HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO A CHILD!!! :""(
Texula: GIVE ME MY POWER BACK YOU BASTARD
Xaril: NO CAN'T DO ;D
Texula: I'LL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
Xaril: try to live a good life, and try to have some fun, now i need to go :D
Texula: YOU ARE DEAD
*Texula trys to catch Xaril*
Xaril: OH, BTW I'VE HIDDEN YOUR POWER TRY TO FIND IT BYEEEEE :"D
*but he disappeared before Texula catches him*
Texula: YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIITCHHHHH