"Ouch..." - complained a young man - "I've fallen out of bed again, one day I'll end up dying from this... look I'm old enough to fall silly..." - The young man who was complaining froze at the sight of him.
"Wait, this obviously isn't my bedroom, and I'm sure I won't get drunk..." - The young man wondered where he was, unable to remember anything that would help him. "What the hell happened yesterday? I don't remember anything after I got into bed. Where the fuck did I go? I don't see a single piece of furniture. All I see is white." - The young man looked at the winged side, reaching a point of despair, he was in what seemed like an endless room, everywhere he looked, he saw only pure white and infinite
"Hello, son," said a voice that rumbled wherever it went.
"Haa!!" - shouted the young man- "What the hell, where you're at, you fucking punk, is this one of those youtube jokes !!??" - the young man looked and looked, circling around, trying to find the one who called him.. son ??? - (Son? I never had parents) - thought the young man
"What the hell..." - It wasn't until the young man concentrated and realized an area where the light was concentrated and seemed to come out, that he found what he thought he called, in front of him, a huge ball of light or mass... he seemed to be observing it, he had no eyes, but the young man once he saw it and paid attention, he could feel it, he was being observed, and strangely enough it was not uncomfortable
"Is something wrong?" - the apparent light asked him
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"Okeey... I'll start with something simple... where I am and what happened to mikasa!" - The young man asked in a serious way, trying to look as if he was really waiting for an answer to such a question - "okay no, but now yes, serious question, where am I, and don't get me started on how you're an all-powerful god, and I was chosen to be transported or reincarnated, because I died in my stupid bed and now I have to save a fantasy world from the tyranny of a demon king! I've read that shit many times already and it's tired me out, so if you really are a god let me tell you what I'm going to do with that crap" - the young man ended firmly while crossing his arms - "and by the way, why did you call me son?" said the young man with a confused expression
"Wow, you took it better than I expected son, worthy of being my successor" - said the mass of light, apparently happy - "answering your questions son, you are in what you could call my domain, and no, I am not what you call god.." - The light denied, but only confused the young man more - "Son, you and I, even though now separated, are that which is above existence, time and reality itself, you and I, we are part of the same being, a being that was born when there was nothing, and now without our mere presence, all existence, reality, time, universes, multi-verses and dimensions would cease to exist, and yes, you could say that you died, but that was my fault, a mistake of mine caused your universe to collapse. . causing your death, and practically your entire universe..." - (I really have died? and I am facing an existence that proclaims itself superior to God and to existence itself? and you are telling me that you killed my entire universe because of a mistake you made?) - asked the young man who now had no name...
"Yes son, that's right" - I affirm the mass of light, which also has no name, and will not have because its death is imminent... - "The good news is that now that you are here, you will fulfill the purpose for which you were conceived" - the mass of light said, hearing herself relieved
"Wait wait wait!! You may be a god or whatever, and you have destroyed my universe, but how did you conceive me, if you say we are one being?" - The young man, who until now thought he was an ordinary human being, was only more confused by the explanations of that mass of light
"Well son, to be exact, you were created by me, to be my heir, however as I have explained we are something beyond existence, and as such I am not able to reproduce like any other race, so more than a son, you could say you are my homunculus, created from my existence to try to create heirs like any other race, yet I made a mistake, the mistake by which your universe, and that of all existence has been destroyed and is now in danger" - the young man was in pain, much information was making his head hurt. ..
"ok ok ok, and what was that famous mistake you talk so much about?" - asked the young man, wishing that things would move faster, this had to be an erotic novel entertaining, not blah blah boring...
"Don't despair my homunculus" - said the light, but was interrupted by the young man - "you know I'd rather you called me son or whatever, but don't call me homunculus again... it sounds bad..." - said the young homunculus with a disgusted expression - "as you wish" - said the light - "and as I was saying, my mistake was not to see that the existence and all that it encompassed, did not support two beings of immeasurable power as only we could be, causing a fracture in the existence, time, space and reality, thus causing that the millions and millions of universes collapse" - said the light, while the young man thought about what he had heard
"So you're telling me that to right your wrong I must inherit or absorb your power, or whatever it takes to stabilize existence and recreate the lost universes?" - asked the young man with no name, excited with the idea of being equal or superior to all the protagonists of the series, films, animes, mangas and novels that he had read in his previous world
"That's right. To make up for my mistake you must stabilize existence, and recreate the universes that were lost, bear in mind that by universes I also mean with all those stories you read back in your old world" - said the light, while the young man was only excited by the idea more and more "I see you understood it quickly son, excited to finish your prologue? - asked the light.
"More than a virgin schoolgirl seeing an old fat man's penis!" - said the young homunculus who seemed to be out of his mind
"I see, however, that once you have inherited our power completely, you must choose how to arrange the existence and reality of the universes I mentioned."
"Explain to me" - asked the young man
"Once you inherit our power, you will be able to fix everything as it was before, just by staying here, in our domain, meditating, fixing and absorbing completely the power that I leave you" - said the light, but the young man just looked at him as if he was an idiot - "this is even boring for you at first, is the most effective thing in the future and immediate, because time does not affect us and on the contrary we control it, so once you see arranged the universes of all realities, not only will you have an absolute power, but also on time, and you can modify it to your liking, want to go to DxD to pick up the mother of laughs before she even gets married? You can, You want to modify the common sense of a school, just like the only fat hentai protaine you admire? There will be no chains to stop you!" - said the light mass as a professional car salesman would - "You tempt me, you tempt me" - said our protagonist - "Tell me about that second option"
"Your second option, is to arrange each reality one by one, the advantage of this is evident, once you inherit our power, you can go to any universe you want, but only on the condition that you know where you want to go, or if not, you could appear in a Lovecraftian reality or one of my little pony.." - The light shone a little when we mentioned that world - and you can only come back here in our domain where you can also travel to other universes, once you spend enough time for your existence to stabilize the universe you are in, so choose well, even though your power will not be as absolutely oppressive as the first choice, by inheriting our power, your existence will already surpass the whole and the nothing, this, as an example will mean that if the first world you want to go to is Dragon ball you will be able to decide, first the date and time in which you want to enter, and according, if you want, to appear with as you are at the moment or to reincarnate as any being of which you have knowledge, for example you can appear in the DB universe as the king and sovereign zeno" - said the light, desperate to end this already. .. - "Zzzz.. Zzzz... Zzzz..."
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"Zzz... Zzz..."
"WAKE UP, DAMN IT, INHERIT MY POWER AND END MY SUFFERING!" - shouted the light, desperate to end, she's been writing for 6 hours, and feels it's barely passable...
"Goddammit tinkerbell! Don't scare me like that, it's your fault you wanted the first chapter to last 2000 letters" - said the young man, fed up with wanting to finish, - "Then I hope you decided in your dreams how to fix the universes, because I want to die already" - said the light in an exasperating way - "Well well, by God" - said the young man as he took a breath - "Anyway since before you started explaining your stuff, I knew what choice to make..."
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"aahhh yeah, sometimes I forget we're the same person.. both of us, right?" - asked the light - "yup, let's get it over with" - "aahhh you're right let's get it over with" - both the young man and the light looked at each other, and when the light was getting ready to start
the young man shouted - "GIVE ME YOUR PASSAGE FORCE!!!" - The light ended up ignoring the young man, and then the light entered the young man's body, not before saying goodbye to him with a few words of support - "That's why you're a homunculus" - the light entered the young man's body completely, and although nothing happened on the surface, the young man was frozen by the last words the light gave him, you can tell it affected him.
"So... finally just ehh" - said the young man, talking like a fool because there is no one to answer him
"Well let's start with the story, first world Hellsing Ultimate, I'm coming for you!! ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖ )" - the young man opened a portal and without hesitation launched himself into it.
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[Unpublished stories]
"Wait, you never answered what happened with Mikasa!"
"I thought we agreed to ignore my lousy homunculus joke.
"What are you talking about, they call me The Joker!"
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"Buzzkill"
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