"Hey, you-" Dylan wanted to speak but he did not even had the chance to. 'He's like a worm, squirming.'
"S-sir! D-don't kill us! Please, I'm begging you on my knees, or I would be if my knees weren't tied to a tree!" Joe shrieked in a frantic rush, his belly bouncing as he trembled like a leaf. "No one really sent us! I swear on my mother's third cousin's life!"
"You expect me to believe that?" Dylan stepped closer, letting his shadow completely engulf the sobbing cultivator. But inside he was trying his best not to laugh since this man just went absolutely hysterical. 'Isn't he too desperate?'
"Yes! I will beg, scream, do a little dance, whatever you want!" Joe sobbed hysterically, flinging his head back against the bark and sniffing loudly, sending snot flying. "Look at my face! Are these the tears of a liar?! These are the tears of a terrified fat man who just wants to live to eat another day!"
