"No, I got to survive, I still haven't even had sex in this life yet, I'm only 3! I can't die!"
Just as Danzo was about to strike, Brandon's plot armour started to activate. (Lol Jk)
Just as Danzo was about to strike, he sensed something dangerous being emitted from the boy, in front of that, he felt powerless. Danzo dashed back, kunai in hand, arms up, bandages up.
"AhHhhhHhhh" Brandon did a high pitch scream. He kept on screaming, just this nearly made Danzo have an orgasm.
Danzo widened his eyes incredulously, shock could be seen in his eyes. Being reflected from those eyes was a boy whose hair flickered from black to yellow, black to yellow.
Brandon got up, the last strand of his hair turned yellow. Danzo was frozen from fear, he could've escaped but his fear took over his body. The last thing he heard from Brandon was, " Omae wa mou shindeiru." And everything turned black for him. Brandon smacked his head and his head when flying in the distance, leaving a headless corpse that fell to the ground.
"Congratulations host for killing Danzo and obtaining 100,000 SP."
"Hahaha! Pussy. I always wanted to use that line! Wow! I turned super saiyan at the age of f*cking 3! Holy balls! I have a 65x multiplier, fuck me! I'm so talented. My power level is over 9000!" Even without the status bar, Brandon now could tell that he has a 65x multiplier. He went back to his original form.
"Hanna, display my status."
"Displaying Host's status:
Name: Broly(Brandon)
Age: 3 years old
Race: Saiyan
Talent: Legendary Super Saiyan
Lifespan: 436 years
Body state: Preschooler(Healthy)
Power level: 8,505,329 - 300,000(due to weighted clothes)
Ki Control: 612
System Points: -78,530
Skills: Kame-Hame-Haaaa
Transformation: SSJ 1(65x multiplier)
"Seems like the Zenkai Boost gave me a 1.65x multiplier in my power level, not bad. Ehh? Why is Danzo in Yamcha's death pose? Is he not dead yet?" Brandon saw Danzo lying on the ground in Yamcha's pose, Brandon got suspicious. To avoid any chances of Danzo being revived, Brandon ripped off the Hashirama arm, stomped on Danzo's chest, bursting his heart and cracked his nuts.
"Ah yes, to avoid Orochimaru's cloning I should vaporize everything using my skill." Brandon fired a Kame-Hame-Haaaa and vaporized his blood, Danzo's head, body and blood.
Brandon looked around him, and when he looked down, he saw his dick, that's when he realized that he's naked. He quickly ran back to Konoha.
...
Somewhere far in space was a spaceship and that spaceship was fast approaching the planet that Brandon lived on.
"Coko, how far away is the planet?"
"My lord, it's approximately 10 light years away from the spaceship."
"Alright, travel at full speed."
The short stubby-legged man saluted and when out of the room.
The so-called lord can an intoxicated look on his face, he travelled out of his galaxy looking for fighters that could compete with him, but the end result was always a disappointment, all of them died in 20 punches. When he was lamenting on how lame his opponents were, his spaceship picked up a signal. It showed a level of power that could match his own. He longs for a good fight, he had lived for 200 years and all his lovers were dead, and the only thing that could make him orgasm was the thrill of fighting, blood, strength.
"I want to taste that power myself, oh, how much I long for a fight." The lord was getting an erection.
All this was happening under Brandon's radar.