"Let me get this straight. I died, which was already incredibly rude of the universe, only to wake up as a starving orphan in a village run by psychopathic child mercenaries who think wearing bright orange is peak stealth. They call it the 'Hidden Leaf.' Hidden from what? Basic common sense?
To make matters worse, my soul is a mess. I have a shadow that judges me, an ominous, glowing orb whose only description is literally 'You will die', and a Flaw that physically prevents me from lying.
Do you know how hard it is to be a ninja, a profession built entirely on deception, when you literally cannot tell a lie?!
“Do you find me attractive?”
“All night, Every day, RAW!, Till im empty, And even then I'd still continue until i attain blood path, All 7 shadows at the same time, Go- Cough cough”
One top of that, Because I look like some delicate, sickly clan heir! they think I’m just an edgy, sarcastic genius playing 4D chess.... The flip is that! The Nara clan thinks I'm their illegitimate bastard. And the scariest, most traumatized silver-haired girl has decided I'm going to be her stepping stone to greatness.
I don’t want greatness. I don’t want the 'Will of Fire.' I just want to survive the inevitable world, ending war, open a luxury shop, and sleep in until noon. Il promise i wont give myself paid vacation!
But between my absolute inability to shut my mouth, a universe that actively hates me, looking at you, [Fated], and a bunch of suicidal toddlers with superpowers, I’m probably going to have to butcher half the continent just to get a good night's rest.
My name is Wu. It means 'Without.' As in, without a break, without a choice, and without a single shred of sanity left."
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